Why do you always feel that you are too ugly to see people after a haircut?

? Answer: since I started to remember, I haven't had a haircut or made a satisfactory style once. It's still only suitable for trimming split hair, not for big styling. Children are simple. At that time, they cried directly after cutting, leaving tony no face at all. Now I know how to be polite, and I will force a smile, but when I go back, I will immediately pull black and spit on the Internet to remind everyone that this is a fake Tony.

why have you never come out of the barber shop with a smile?

first, you may answer that the main face value is relatively low, and you have a low-matching face. You always think that the face value is not enough for your hairstyle, but the fact is that you are suitable for just one hairstyle, so don't toss about it. Just like the beautiful appearance of a computer, it is impossible to run fast with a low-end configuration.

second, your eyes are used to the way they are now, and they also have memories. No matter yourself or others, the established appearance suddenly changes, they will feel uncomfortable and will never look pleasing to the eye. But this ugliness is temporary. When you get used to the new hairstyle and look back at the original style, you will think that it is really out of date.

? Third, Tony doesn't understand my heart. Never try to make the barber understand what you want, even if you describe it carefully, carefully go to that place and cut it, or directly take out a good hairstyle for him to refer to, all this is in vain. Tony is a fashionista who has his own thoughts, likes to create by himself and is at the forefront of the trend. Everything you say is only one word in his heart, earth. I can't let your hairstyle lower his standard, but Tony, you are wrong. I am a native. Only a more rustic style suits me. Your international hairstyle should be given to people who go to the catwalk.

fourth, Tony is also a person who needs to earn money to support his family. Do you think you can make money by simply cutting a few hairs every day? Only dyeing and perm can get a high commission. Often just want to simply trim your hair, Tony will use his three-inch house to brainwash you. If you don't dye your hair after cutting it, your black hair will look old with this hairstyle, and it will not be easy to become an aunt. Oh no, I'm a fairy, and I don't want to be an aunt, so I paid to dye my hair. In the end, I just changed from a China brunette to a foreign blonde. Tony, you come out. I promise I won't kill you. You pay for my little fairy. Never dislike your current ugly hairstyle, because you will find more and uglier hairstyles waiting for you ahead.