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Recently, I was reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and the story of "Sanyu" left a deep impression on me.
The story goes like this: Zhou Yu was jealous of Zhuge Liang's talent and set a plan, which was cracked by Zhuge Liang one by one. In a rage-Zhou Yu wanted to capture Nanjun, Zhuge Liang promised not to rob Nanjun, but privately told Zhao Yunzhan to take advantage of the fisherman and take Nanjun at random. Zhou Yu was dizzy with anger. Second, Zhou Yu betrothed Sun Ren to Liu Bei with a honey trap, tricked Liu Bei into coming to Wu Dong, seized Liu Bei, and forced Zhuge Liang to exchange Jingzhou. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Liang let his wife put on a show and let Liu Bei and his wife return to Shu safely. Zhou Yu "lost his wife and lost his soldiers". Zhou Yu was furious and vomited blood, and the wound burst. Three Qi-Zhou Yu's plan failed, and another plan was reborn. In the name of giving up, Jingzhou was recaptured, but Zhuge Liang's insight saw through it and he was defeated. Zhou Yu's wound recurred and died, leaving the famous saying, "If there is Yu in life, why should it be clear?"
Zhou Yu was angry three times, and his plan was very general. He never thought there was any flaw in his plan, but he was "smarter than him" and Zhuge Liang saw through every plan. If Zhou Yu is still like this, giving him five years may not be better than Zhuge Liang.
Thoughts on Zhuge Liang's Spirit and Zhou Yu's Reading (2)
Today, I read a classic book, Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The stories and characters in it deeply attracted me. In particular, the chapter "Three Languages" was deeply touched after reading it. The story goes like this:
Zhou Yu and Zhuge Liang fought. At the gate of the city, Zhuge Liang deliberately asked Zhao Yun, who was guarding the city, to mobilize Zhou Yu, who fell off his horse. On the boat, Zhou Yu gnashed his teeth when he learned that Zhuge Liang and Liu Bei were drinking at the top of the mountain for fun. Later, when I received a letter from Zhuge Liang, I was so angry that I died. He shouted to the sky,' Born in, He Shengliang' vomited blood and died. It's a pity and sad!
Zhou Yu was angry because he was too narrow-minded. Zhuge Liang just caught his soft spot and killed him. If Zhou Yu were more open-minded, the result might not be like this. We must never be as narrow-minded and narrow-minded as Zhou Yu. We should learn to tolerate others, don't get angry easily, and don't quarrel over trivial matters, which will hurt our harmony.
There are many such examples in life: several students are running a blackboard newspaper and quarreled because of the color problem. Originally a trivial matter, it eventually developed into no one cares about anyone; Your good friend accidentally broke your beloved pen, and you have been quarreling with him, hurting the friendship between the two; There are also some students who deliberately find fault with you, but you are so angry that you punch him ... these are the consequences of not being broad-minded enough. Therefore, I advise you to be generous when you encounter something unsatisfactory. When others disagree with you, discuss with each other and don't quarrel. Forgive others when they make mistakes, and don't cling to their mistakes, otherwise your relationship will become more and more difficult.
I have a bad temper, too. Sometimes there will be some small contradictions with classmates, and there will be quarrels with classmates because of some trivial things. In the future, I want to be a broad-minded and measured person, calm when things happen, not lose my temper, and not let myself become the second "Zhou Yu"!
You know that Zhou Yu is a narrow-minded person, which shows that we can't be like him. You also illustrated the harm of this point with examples! You are a child who loves reading, and also a child who can read. After reading it, write down your feelings, show them to me through my diary, and I'll show them to you through our school network.
Thoughts on Zhuge Liang's Spirit and Zhou Yu's Reading (3)
Today, I read Chapter 19 of Romance of the Three Kingdoms, "Zhuge Liang's Three Aspects". I found that Zhou Yu was not angry, but stingy, so he died at the age of 36.
This chapter took three times to make Zhou Yu angry. For the first time, Zhou Yu wanted to attack Nanjun, which happened to be Liu Bei's favorite thing, but the two men did very different things-Zhou Yu openly exposed his ambition, but Liu Bei kept a straight face and just let himself know. As a result, when Zhou Yu attacked Nanjun for the first time, he was defeated by Coss with his clever strategy and poisoned by arrow poison! Results Coss was so angry that he vomited blood that day!
When Zhou Yu was ready to win Nanjun in one fell swoop, Zhao Zilong beat him to it! But spies from all walks of life reported that Zhuge Liang had cheated Jingzhou and Xiangyang twice. As a result, he was so angry that the arrow wound recurred, the wound burst and he fainted.
The second time, Zhou Yu tried to trick Liu Bei into staying in Soochow, and Liu Bei was cheated. However, Zhuge Liang has already prepared a "vaccination". In his kit, he prepared a clever plan for Zhao Zilong to trick Liu Bei into going back with Mrs Sun. Liu Bei immediately got up and rushed to the riverside ferry. Zhuge Liang was already there to meet them, just waiting for them to board the boat. As a result, Zhou Yu "lost his wife and lost his soldiers"!
The third time, Zhou Yu tried to pretend to help Liu Bei win by surprise and recapture Jingzhou, but was caught by Zhuge Liang and defeated by Zhao Zilong! When he died, he still sighed: "If you were born, how can you get light?" !
I don't think Zhou Yu is bad, but he has no plan. After he came up with the plan, he felt great, so he was exposed by Zhuge Liang again and again. This is really clever.
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