Ask for a super funny joke that can amuse the whole class! Urgently beg

1 lost the bet today, and she is going to buy sanitary napkins for her deskmate. She was about to enter the classroom when the teacher saw her. Ask me what it is. I said tactfully, it's bread. The teacher dumped me: eat before coming in.

2A: Teacher, I like you!

Sorry, I don't like children's.

Never mind, I'll be careful. ...

Devil: God, can I be reincarnated?

God: Yes.

Demon: I don't want to be a demon anymore. I want to be as white as an angel and have wings, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Well, you can be reborn as a nurse!

4 "Our school is so cruel that scrambled eggs with tomatoes are actually a meat dish."

"This is already very good. In our school, this is two courses. "

"Didn't you sprinkle roses at home last night to welcome your girlfriend? Why are you so sad today? "

"Alas, I forgot to pull out the thorns when I sprinkled roses, and then I put my girlfriend to bed ..."

"What, a flat tire?"

6 "What kind of man do women like?"

"Humorous person"

"Then I won't be a harem in the future."

"Humor is not humorous."

7 "I am pursuing a beautiful girl"

"Do you think I should tell her that my father has nine villas, a multinational company with assets of over 100 million?"

"She will be your stepmother."