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One day, Liu, Guan and Zhang were captured by Cao Cao. At this time, Cao Cao asked his men to move out a table of fruit. Zhang Fei thought that Cao Cao wanted to invite them to eat fruit, so he chose an apple he liked. Who knows, Cao Cao actually asked him to put the apple in his ass, and Zhang Fei's apple could not be stuffed in his ass, so he was killed by Cao Cao. Guan Yu chose a grape and successfully stuffed it into his ass. However, he was killed by Cao Cao for laughing. When Guan Yu went down to the underworld, Yan Luowang asked him, "You wouldn't have died, but why did you laugh?" Guan Yu innocently replied, "I saw Liu Bei holding a durian ..."

This classmate said that once a girl in her dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins and said to her boss, a pack of sanitary napkins. The boss actually asked: Do you want three delicacies or spicy food? Then the classmate paused and said, Sam Hsien, I'm afraid I can't stand spicy food. ...

Today, on Valentine's Day, a girl who has a crush on me for a long time called me: "Come to my house, no one!" " "I ran away with excitement! ! ! ! ! ! ! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one. ...

One day, I was walking in the street. I want to go to the toilet. I saw a public toilet on the side of the road and rushed in. When I went in, I found it was a ladies' room. Fortunately, no one was there. I turned around and met a little sister. Before I could speak, I saw my little sister blushing, lowering her head and saying "I'm sorry". Then she quickly turned and rushed into the men's room!

You accompany your father-in-law to the hospital, but you meet your brother-in-law head-on and accompany his father-in-law to the hospital. At this time, his father-in-law smiled and walked up to your father-in-law and said, "Fortunately, I also have a daughter!" " "

In high school, there was a boy in our class who wore glasses and was very gentle and shy. One day, he had a physical examination to check his eyesight. When it was his turn, the teacher pointed up from the smallest letter with that stick. This guy keeps shaking his head. Everyone thinks he is embarrassed to show that his eyesight is too good. When the teacher pointed to the biggest letter, we thought it was time to say it this time. Sure enough, he said, "Teacher … where's the stick?"