Wonderful English jokes on April Fool's Day

Three wonderful English jokes on April Fool's Day

Wonderful English jokes on April Fool's Day 1:

A man was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and tapped him on the back of the head with a frying pan.

He asked, "What is this for?"

She said, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket that said' Betty Sue'."

He said, "Ah, honey,' Betty Sue' is the name of the horse I bet on." She shrugged her shoulders and walked away.

Three days later, he was reading a newspaper when she came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan again.

He asked, "What is this for?"

She replied, "Your horse called."

A guy was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked. Why is this? She said:? I found a photo in your pocket, which read? Betty Sue? Note. ? He said:? Oh, honey? Betty Sue? It's the name of the horse I bet on. ? She shrugged her shoulders and left. Three days later, he was reading a newspaper when his wife came up behind him and hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asked: Why is this? She replied:? Your horse called. ?

April Fool's Day Wonderful English Joke 2:

Doctors know better.

A man was hit by a taxi in the street. He was taken to the hospital.

His wife stood by his bed and said to the doctor, "I think he is very ill."

"I'm afraid he's dead." The doctor said.

Hearing this, the man shook his head and said, "I'm not dead." I am still alive.

"Be quiet," said the wife. "The doctor knows better than you!"

Doctors know more.

A man was knocked down by a taxi in the street and was taken to the hospital. His wife stood in front of his bed and said to the doctor, I think he is badly hurt. ?

The doctor said, I'm afraid he's dead. ?

Hearing the doctor's words, the man turned and said, I'm not dead. I am still alive. ?

The wife said: Be quiet, the doctor knows more than you. ?

April Fool's Day Wonderful English Joke 3:

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge to respond to the ticket she received for running a red light. She explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked that her case be dealt with immediately so that she could go to class as soon as possible. There was a flash of fanaticism in the judge's eyes. "You are a school teacher, huh?" He said. "Madam, I will realize my lifelong ambition. Sit at that table and write' I ran a red light' 500 times. "

In the traffic court of a big city in the midwest, a young lady was brought before the judge. She was given a ticket for running a red light. The lady explained to the judge that she was a school teacher and asked the judge to deal with her case immediately so that she could go back to class. The judge flashed a sly look in his eyes and said, are you a school teacher? Ma 'am, I'm about to realize my lifelong dream. Sitting at that table writing? I drove through a red light? 500 times ?

On my way home one night, I found some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. After selecting a dozen, I went into the shop and a young salesgirl greeted me.

On my way home one night, I saw some newly cut roses outside a flower shop. I picked out a dozen and went into the shop. A young salesgirl greeted me.

"Are these for your wife, sir?" She asked.

? Are these for your wife, sir? She asked.

"Yes," I said.

? Yes? I said.

"For her birthday?" She asked.

? Her birthday? She asked.

"No," I replied.

? No? I answered.

"For your anniversary?"

? Your wedding anniversary?

"No," I said again.

? No? I answered again.

When I pocketed my change and walked to the door, the young woman shouted, "I hope she can forgive you."

When I put the change in my pocket and walked to the door, the young woman shouted at me. I hope she can forgive you. ?

Precautions:

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