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1, one road, after a long time, there is still no hope, so take another road, one thing, after a long time, there is still no result, then give up, some people, after a long time, still can't see each other's sincerity, then leave.

2. What others have is paid for by efforts you can't see. You don't have to envy others. You know that while you envy others, others are envious of you.

If you are tired, have a rest. No matter how much you get, it is useless. Good things don't necessarily belong to you. God is fair. What should come is yours after all, you can't get it if you don't force it.

4. Life, if you only stay in the past, how can life continue? Feelings, if you only indulge in memories, how can fate meet?

6. Living a good life is more important than anything else. Your ups and downs will never be tasted by others.

7, some injuries, can only rely on their own support, tired, painful, do not tell others, others are not you, never know how tired and painful you are.

8, life is not simple, everyone's heart hurts, no one is easier than anyone else, a little bitter, you can only taste it yourself, use a smile instead of tears, don't lose your temper with the people around you, because you hurt the people who care about you the most and love you the most.

9. Over the years, the more I have experienced, the more I understand that life is short and impermanent. People should learn to be kind to themselves. If you are tired, have a rest. If you are in pain, slowly say to yourself: you have worked hard these years!

10, everyone who is harmless has been scarred, everyone who smiles at the situation has been riddled with holes, everyone who is independent and strong has been helpless, and everyone who is indifferent to love has loved to death.

People who really have you in their hearts don't care about distance.

Don't lose people who are good to you;

Don't ignore my deep affection for you.

Not everyone can tolerate your bad temper,

Not everyone can wait forever.

Nothing is more valuable than time,

Nothing is more precious than feelings.

A person who is willing to accompany you loves you.

Talking to you is not loneliness, but worrying about your loneliness;

What makes you happy is not nothing to do, but fear that you will be sad.

Cherish a person who is kind to you,

Because:

If you lose it, you can never come back. If you miss it, there will be no more!

Sincerity is like a mirror, broken and difficult to round;

True feelings are like water, and it is difficult to continue when it is cold.

People who really miss you,

Whether you are online or not, I will leave you a message;

People who really care about you,

Don't look at space, but at your world;

People who really love you,

What you read is not words, but your mood.

People who really have you in their hearts don't care about distance.

It doesn't matter time and space, and the focus remains the same!

A true friend makes a heart, even a feeling.

The message sent to you is mourning, and the comment left to you is caring!

Be kind to your friends and cherish what you have!

Very realistic life emotional phrases

Very realistic life emotional phrases

First, life is so short, why do you wronged yourself to give her face?

Second, the journey of exploration is not to discover the new world, but to cultivate a new perspective.

3. Do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

Fourth, what is romance? Send her a rose when you know that she doesn't like you. What is waste? Is to send her a rose and know that she likes you.

5. If you give your heart, you will get it, but you may be completely injured; Keep your distance to protect yourself, but you are doomed to be lonely forever.

Love is always more sacred than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love.

7. I took a lot of photos when I was a child and put them in the living room for others to see; I didn't know that the photo was taken for myself until I was old.

8. Fate is a book. If you turn it too fast, you will miss it, but if you read it carefully, it will make people cry.

Nine, I often tell myself not to hang myself from a tree. I am lost in the Woods.

Ten, some people say that life must have at least two impulses. I think it should be, one is a short hair cut, and the other is a trip that says go.

We will all know tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

Twelve, many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

Thirteen, cry to yourself, laugh to others, this is the life you should have.

Fourteen, busyness is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain; Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life; Fatigue is a kind of enjoyment, which leaves us no time to be empty.

Fifteen, there is no need to despair in life, people are not born to be defeated.

Sleeping means getting up tomorrow.

Seventeen, youth is too good, no matter how you live it, you feel like throwing waves. Looking back, you will regret it.

Life may deceive you, but you must never deceive life.

Nineteen, instead of regretting today with tears, it is better to fight today with sweat.

[Life is like a play. It's just that I play a little longer than you. ]

Twenty-one, don't be ruthless, don't do rude things!

Life is like an angry bird. There are always some pigs laughing when they fail.

Twenty-three, people, it is better to live beautifully than to grow beautifully.

Twenty-four, to have the simplest life, and the most distant dream.

Love is like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

Twenty-six, all carry too many wishes, and the meteor will fall so heavily; There are too many lies hidden, so it hurts when we break up.

27. In life. I see. Than. Love. More important.

Twenty-eight, anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried jealousy.

If you want to know a man completely, you'd better be his friend instead of his lover.

It doesn't matter that you can't get every apology.

3 1. Silence is the most effective weapon for men to deal with women when quarreling.

Thirty-two, the worst three bowls of noodles in life: human scenes-

33. Living happily and being yourself is also a superior realm of life.

34. Endurance is superior to brainpower.

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more disastrous the consequences will be.

If you smile alone, you mean it.

Don't be serious when you speak, and be too careful when you are silent.

The best way to realize your dream is to wake up.

39. The environment will not change, and the solution lies in changing yourself.

Forty, youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.

4 1. Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.

Forty-two, we don't need to follow in the footsteps of others, because we have different ambitions.

Forty-three, husband and wife are United, and soil becomes gold.

Forty-four, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

Forty-five, people live by experience, and happiness is always on the road.

The biggest advantage of telling the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.

47. Give up that temporary happiness for the life I want.

48. Knowing you makes my life wonderful.

Forty-nine, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

Fifty-one, weak people can't find strong reasons, only weak reasons; And strong people don't need strong reasons.

Fifty-two, people can, is to believe that can.

53. What is the most tragic thing in life? There is no point in living as if you were dead.

54. The ideal is full and the reality is skinny.

55. The strength developed by a person with faith is greater than that developed by 99 people who are only interested.

56. Life is a long journey. Don't waste time waiting for those who don't want to walk hand in hand with you.

57. God won't embarrass simple-minded children.

If I know more than others, it is because I have made more mistakes than others.

Thank you, my friend, for betraying me and letting me know life again/

202 1 is a very hot and wonderful space to talk about modal phrases.

First, the grass and the warblers fly to Qiongzhi, and the mountains are thousands of miles away. The moon tower renders the Yao court, and the heart is soft and the flowers are full. Light as a dream, oblique fragrant willows, light smoke, green water, little Qin Zheng. Moon coagulation, hiring Ting Cui clothes, flying flowers to wipe. Diana gathered and became gentle, and a scene of moonlight poured down on the court. Dimfragrance sleeves, met Bi Hen, staring at the magnolia. Fanghua butterfly dance, Qingmen drink, a cup of light sorrow wine, drunken willow.

Secondly, I buried them in tears under the once blooming flowers, and suddenly remembered what I had said: talking, folding into a reed flute, melodious and gentle, playing. All I picked up was tears, epitaph dripping in my heart, and the infiltration of tears again and again.

Third, outside the dream, the notes of missing shake off the desolation of the whole body, like flowers flying away, and individual music scores are written all over the floor. Your figure has been vague and distant, gently around the depths of my heart, never giving up. How many beautiful moments, how many flying flowers in dreams, how many tender feelings, how many whispers, tangled images are in front of us, but there is nothing to rely on. You are just my story, the ending is still the same, laughter and tears are still the same, laughing and talking.

Fourth, if love can be explained, the oath can be modified. If you meet me, we can reschedule. Then life will be easier. If one day, I can finally forget you. However, this is not a random story. Not tomorrow's play. I couldn't find the manuscript, and then I erased you.

Five, pour his life's tenderness and poetry, look back sadly, who is still waiting in the lost empty city? Just like fleeting time, a gentle fleeting time, time ages hair and face. The world is full of dust, and my heart is only waiting for one person. My smile only rises for you. On the ferry of reincarnation, I miss you gently with my fingertips. From then on, I was alone in the empty city.

6. My love for you has nothing to do with you. Even endless thoughts at night only belong to me and will not bring it to dawn. I love you, it has nothing to do with you. Even if I stand by and stand by you at this moment, I still hide my eyes behind my back and don't want you to see them. I love you, it only belongs to my heart.

Some wounds always hurt, because you always touch them. Some scars always hurt, because you will always touch them. Memory is selective and filtering. When you choose to forget, you are different from the past. In this rainy early spring, walking in the cool spring breeze, many people and things have become empty memories.

Eight, the autumn water is boundless, the moon shadow is sparse, how much acacia can't move, how much sorrow, the shadow on the blue boat is thin, leaning against the railing, flowers fall, tears flow. Moonlight is like water and stars are like eyes. Silver moonlight filled the cold leaves in late autumn, and the rustling autumn wind stained a pool of frustration. Autumn is getting stronger, the night is cool, and residual flowers are everywhere. I don't know where I came from! In autumn, you will write down all your sorrows. In autumn, you will feel sad. Whose sadness have you touched in autumn?

Nine, looking for an object to get married, there are many helplessness in the world. He loves her, and she loves him. People who end up together may not love each other, but two people who love each other may not end up sleeping together.

Ten, some things we will never forget, some words can warm our lives, and some people we can't forget. But some love must be hidden in our hearts. Meeting is fate, acquaintance is happiness, and companionship is the fate of life. Therefore, if you have to break up, you must thank the other party for bringing you good memories. Wave goodbye quietly and leave a smile for the other person. When we remember each other, we have no regrets.

In fact, people who have been traveling are quite lonely and have nowhere to convince themselves to stop. So they can only keep walking, because everything is fresh in a strange environment. There is no time to stop and make everything familiar and boring. Actually, I left you out of disgust. But I still can't help but think of your palm in the wind.

Twelve, used to open the window at night, let the night wind blow the long curtains, play a favorite guzheng song, and make a pot of tea and rain green tea. Faint, don't miss people far away, and don't wait for the phone that doesn't know when to ring. Let yourself be immersed in the faint, clear tea fragrance and spend the best time of the day with your own shadow!

Thirteen, although what you have will be lost, the friendship you won will leave, and the feelings you want to pursue are still so far away, I know that I know everything around me and I will cherish it. Life is not perfect, people are trying to change. The road you choose, you have to cry all the time.

14. Looking back with tears, who will meet for the Millennium? Who did you save a poem for? Looking at the sunset, it filled a cavity with the lonely song of the mournful bird. Thousands of pieces of silver flowers are blown off by thousands of antiques. Why can't Yue Hui blow away a trace of trouble on the acacia tree? Why can't the cycle of time cut off the rhyme of finding the way out of love?

15. Our love story is told by the world, but they only see our deep love, but they don't understand the pain that we love each other but can't be together.

16. The scenery outside the window is a picture of the past. You have disappeared at the end of my world. I want to control myself. I won't let anyone see me cry and pretend to be indifferent, and I don't miss you anymore, but I can't find a strong reason. I can't breathe with heartache.

Seventeen, years have wasted their dreams. I didn't know you were looking at me from the window of your own heart when I stood under the umbrella of flowers and watched the rain. With dreams, we are all past the age of flower season, and there is no place for commitment in our hearts, only the moment when we gently lift our fingers and touch our lips.

Eighteen, over the years, I have never been a name that you suddenly called out when you were drunk. I just stood on your right for so many years, chatting with you and growing up with you.