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Inspirational philosophical copy about programmers
1. It’s hard when you want to find a bug in your code; it’s even harder when you think your code won’t have bugs.
2. Real programmers don’t write documentation and don’t need documentation. Only idiots who can’t understand the program use documentation.
3. Having no sentimentality and no understanding of romance may be one side of programmers, but having unpretentious love is their other side.
4. If you like low-level development, don’t force yourself to engage in VC. Find your truest ideas. The most intolerable thing for programmers is the essential oil.
5. One line of code debugging may cause programmers to encounter many setbacks, so we can never bow our heads in the face of setbacks.
6. Never think that the book in your hand is enough at any time.
7. Design is a process of discovering problems rather than solutions.
8. Excellent judgment comes from experience, but experience comes from wrong judgment.
9. One of your programs is sometimes normal and sometimes abnormal, but you have completely followed the rules of programming. Why? In fact, I think anyone who believes that they can get the results they want just by following what others say is a fool.
10. No matter how many books you read, you won’t be able to learn all the scripts. You need to practice more.
11. Past code was untested code.
12. A real programmer does not accept the concept of team development unless he is the leader.
13. Real programmers do not draw flow charts, only primitive people and illiterate people do this.
14. Software must be usable before it can be reused.
15. ‘Theory’ is something you know is true, but it doesn’t work. ‘Practice’ is that it works great, but you don’t know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: it doesn't work, and they don't know why.
16. You either need software quality or pointer arithmetic; you cannot have both.
17. For programmers, most of the happiness comes from solving problems, especially solving problems independently, rather than from how big the CASE is and how big the bonus is.
18. If debugging a program makes you very distressed, never give up. Success is always around the corner unless you go to the corner.
19. One of the best ways to learn scripting is to practice more.
20. Programming is a monotonous life, so programmers need more care and friendship than ordinary people.
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