How many of these eight toasts have you heard of?

The other day, I was invited to a buddy's house. Although the relationship is good enough to wear a pair of pants, I can squeeze a big bed and cover a quilt in the hotel. I have known his mother-in-law Taishan for a long time, but out of courtesy, I bought a box of milk and a bag of fruit. I am such a poor and picky person that I never visit other people's houses with my bare hands.

At my buddy's house, it's almost 4 o'clock in the afternoon. My uncle and aunt greeted me and went to the kitchen. A tinkling fried stew. I was quite surprised and asked my old friend, "It's too early to start cooking dinner at this time". The old friend jokingly replied, "how dare you neglect when you come?" At least ten sets of eight sets can't be done. Do it now and you can keep up at 6 o'clock "; At this moment, my uncle poked his head out of the kitchen with a cigarette in his mouth and asked me, "Joe, can I have a drink?" My emotional intelligence is also very online, and I replied, "You drink with my uncle, and if you can't drink it, it will be three or two." Hehe smiled. We had a good fight that night.

By the way, have a good fight at night, not three big men fighting the landlord. The word "fight" is not a struggle or a fight, but a drink on the hour. There are many words in Henan dialect that can be accidentally used for drinking. For example: cheers-you can touch one, walk one, hug one, hit one, hit one, pick one, hug one. The most domineering statement I have encountered is "smoke one", not to mention that I think the picture of smoking one is really bold and refreshing. During the dinner, if you suddenly say "Comrades, come on, let's make it clear", I guess the comrades will be very confused …

Start cleaning the coffee table before 6 o'clock and prepare to serve. Stewed chicken, fried eggs under the chicken, small vegetables grown by ourselves, braised pig's head, onion elbow, shredded green pepper, white sugar mixed with peanuts, a plate of salted duck egg slices and a plate of white steamed bread. Not to mention seven or eight dishes, they are all alike, making the coffee table particularly small.

Come on, Qicai, Strange Man, Qijiu, let's go. I gave my buddy a puzzled look and he motioned for a drink. After drinking tea all afternoon, I didn't have anything in my stomach, but I didn't eat a bite of food ... Put down my cup, and my uncle and aunt warmly greeted me to order more food. It's not very classy, but it's absolutely natural and pollution-free. I like scrambled eggs very much. The eggs laid by serious chickens are much dumber and darker than those sold in the market, which really tickles the taste buds.

After eating several dishes, I propose to drink one together as a thank you. Suddenly I found that after two glasses of wine, my uncle didn't eat a bite of food. I asked, "What's the matter, why don't you eat vegetables?" And uncle drinking has three iron rules:

First, drink without eating vegetables. With cigarettes and strong tea, I drank a quarter of salted duck eggs from beginning to end, half a catty was it, and a catty was it. When you don't drink, when you drink, you buckle your cup, pick up the steamed bread and wolf down your dinner. No matter who advises you, you won't take a sip.

Second, don't drink three dishes on the table. According to legend, in ancient times, Yamenkou killed people, and the last meal of the prisoner was three dishes. There are also some people who don't drink three dishes because they are taboo; Even if a parsley is cold and four dishes are beaten, it will be dark, the stars will fall, and the hegemony in troubled times will be fierce; I said you don't eat vegetables when you drink, and you asked about the number of vegetables. What is the reason? Uncle said, "I think you can eat three dishes, which is unlucky." Aunt smiled and said, "You damn fool".

Third, don't drink alone. I'm a heavy drinker, and there is wine everywhere in my house, but I'm not drinking alone. Anyway, I have to get two people, so I have to stop by his house and stay for a drink before dinner. Sometimes I want to drink, and I can't wait to pull a passerby to play a game, but I don't touch a drop of wine alone.

I can't drink well. I heard that something happened to my uncle when he was young because of drinking, which made me laugh. Finally, I said that I ate well and drank well. Thank you for your hospitality. I won't drink any more. Uncle snapped up the cup, grabbed chopsticks, grabbed steamed bread and began to eat …