Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Consult Dicky Cheung's classic words
Consult Dicky Cheung's classic words
2. I am the Tathagata, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva, the messenger of the Western Classics, the Huaguo Mountain, the Monkey King, water curtain cave, the Monkey King, Sheng Da the Monkey King, not your husband! -Monkey King the Monkey King
3. Goose in the sky, goose in the ground, goose flying, goose bumping into goose, fat goose in the sky, to marry thin goose in the ground, goose fat goose bumping into goose, goose goose goose goose goose goose! -Monkey King the Monkey King
4. The breeze is credible, and the autumn moon is boundless. Losing feelings is like a year. Although I am not symmetrical and handsome, I have broad arms and strong arms. -"Bao Xiao and Kangxi"
I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom, and my tears are sad. -"Bao Xiao and Kangxi"
6. This palm belongs to my master Fu, this palm is yes, this palm is yes, this palm belongs to the first wife, the second wife and the third wife, and this palm belongs to Jin Yong. (Who is Jin Yong? I don't know Jin Yong either. You deserve to die! -"Bao Xiao and Kangxi"
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