A humorous joke full of fun.

1. Never underestimate the charm of 1 fat girls after losing weight!

Try to match with the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

Customer: Why has my hair fallen out since I used the hair tonic I bought from you? Shop assistant: Yes, sir. If you want to grow new hair, you must make room for it first.

Don't be hot and cold to me, after all, I have poor resistance and I am prone to catch a cold.

I think it is a kind of hooliganism for a girl to say that she is cold alone.

6. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

7. One day in a music class, the teacher asked a question: "What is a tenor? What is bass? " A student stood up and answered, "My father is a bass when he talks to my mother, and a tenor when he gives a report at work."

8. The degree of effort every month is directly proportional to the first figure of the paycheck.

9. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.

10. A piece of paper can't be like cooking. You don't start writing until all the materials are ready.

1 1. "Why do you always fail in the next class?" "Because you didn't teach the class next door." "Get out."

12. Today, my brother made a mistake at school and was called his parents. My dad didn't even go to the office to ask what was going on. Dad: "What now?" Brother: "I tore up the textbook" Dad: "What for? Don't want to study? " Brother: "Everyone else is tearing." My dad slapped him on the head: "You little rabbit, others tore books in senior three, why are you a pupil?"

13. Woman: Are you there? Man: Well, what are you doing? Woman: Talk to the person you like. M: Then you can speak slowly. I'm getting off.

14. Just now, my roommate made a cigarette to wash fruit for us, and happily brought us a pot of fruit, and a group of people grabbed it in an instant. I didn't move! Not like Kong Rong, but he took my footbath. Watching them gobble, hiding their achievements and reputation.

15. Today, when Xiao Ming came home, he bowed his head and said to his father: The teacher said that I am fish begins to stink at the head, like father, like son. Xiao Ming's father slapped him and scolded: Did you lift the skirt of a female classmate?

16. "If I lose it, will you call me?" "Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat and didn't find it!"

17. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one discourages the barbecues and desserts all over the street. If you can't help but enter one casually, you will gain several pounds.

18. The old lady on the bus is afraid of missing the stop and asks at every stop. When the bus arrived at the first stop, she kept stabbing the driver with an umbrella: "Is this the convention center?" "No, it's a rib!"

19. Like me, like Liangliang. I don't like you on the whole!

20. Have money and face to call a male god; Rich and ashamed to call her husband, ashamed and ashamed to call her Lan Yan. As for those who have no money and no face, I'm sorry you are a good man ... What a painful consciousness!

2 1. Seeing the pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not that I have good quality, it's that I look for bricks.

22. Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, make leaders worry, be good to women and be casual to men.

23. There are three treasures in a lie: eternity, eternity, and love to the old; There are three treasures in Korean dramas: car accidents, cancer and incurable diseases.

24. When I was a child, I liked to play firecrackers with my cousin. I made a mistake and threw the lit firecrackers into my cousin's coat pocket (there are still many firecrackers in his pocket). Then my cousin was anxious, but the more anxious he was, the less he could get out. Finally, my cousin was so anxious that he hugged me and said, "I will die with you!" " As a result, our clothes are all in rags.