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Some cold jokes told by Conan asahara? Ask god for help

) 1, Japanese: Needless to say, all her communication with others so far is in Japanese ... 2. Mathematics: I believe that the calculation results blurted out by Ashala in12 million hostages and Countdown to Heaven are a surprise for everyone! English: I was sent to America to study when I was very young. I believe English is not a problem! 4. Physics: Also in "12 Million Hostages" and "Countdown to Heaven", Ashala is quite skilled in the application of physics knowledge. 5. biochemistry: don't say this, just APTX4869 is enough! 6. History and politics: As far as the dead in Baker Street are concerned, it shows that Ashala is quite familiar with the Japanese hereditary system and has a thorough analysis. And in 394 Strange House Adventures (Seal Chapter), 395 Strange House Adventures (Control Chapter) and 396 Strange House Adventures (Unscrambling Chapter), she told the Belgian proverb: Diamonds should still be cut with diamonds, and she also made it clear that the time when diamonds were introduced to Japan was 65,438. It shows his basic skills. 7. Shooting: It is also one of the ways for 129 to protect itself in the organization. It seems that the level is already quite high. 8. Humor: Ashala's humor is also very characteristic in the latest hilarious jokes, but I don't know if she used to be like this in the organization. How is that possible? 9. Reasoning: I have cases of independent reasoning, and I am also good at deciphering and designing secret codes. In the episode of 4 12, Conan was even stumped for a time. 10, alertness: In this respect, Ashala is sometimes more alert than Conan. See Theater Edition 4: Murderer among Primary School Students 1 1 for details. Computer: This is unnecessary. Compulsory courses every night. 12, speedboat driving: performed in the ninth theatrical edition. 13, medicine: people who eat in white coats, I don't need to mention the performance in the TV version of 467 "Invincible Snowman" (episode 2), wrap up and rescue Yuan Tai who has nosebleeds because of falling in the snow. 14, psychological world. But it's not as strong as gin. 15. Memory: Half-blood people's memory is no joke. 16. Cooking ability: TV version of episode 376 has sad cooking clips. 17. Nutrition: It should be good! Otherwise, how can the doctor be in charge? 18, Spanish: I showed my hand in the theater 1 1 and quickly and skillfully said the meaning of two goddesses in Spanish. I think Xiao Ai is also very proficient in Spanish. 19, acting: pretending to be a child, crying in front of others many times ... These are enough to prove that Xiao Ai's acting is by no means a joke, imitating Conan's classic act of pretending to be cute. That sentence is really cute, hee hee, showing its acting skills! 20. Play cold: Conan is often caught off guard ... 2 1. Reaction ability: Conan often interrupts when he wants to say key words. If you look at the Japanese version, you will hear Conan's "Ha ... I ... BA ... ra…… ..." His eyes are semicircular ... 22. Making cold riddles and disassembling cold jokes: So far, there are two puzzles. Often expose the doctor's cold jokes. 23. Deterrence: In M3, finally, Richard Moore obediently followed Xiao Ai's hilarious jokes, indicating that Xiao Ai's deterrence is still very strong. 24. Language ability: In the dialogue with Conan, we can find many intriguing sentences, often punning Conan. 25. Comprehension: In the dialogue with others, you can hear the implied meaning of many sentences (especially Conan). Musical ability: Xiao Ai has a musical talent and knows a lot about music. /kloc-in 0/40, Xiao Ai judged the secret code of Bumei's hairdressing to the juvenile detective team at a critical moment with the music played by the music teacher, thus protecting Bumei from the threat of gangsters. In M 12, Reiko Kobayakawa, who has an absolute sense of music, said that Xiao Ai sings very well (but "the jokes he sings are like children"). At the climax, Xiao Ai gave Conan a signal at gunpoint by playing a flute, which enabled Conan and the police to shoot the gangsters accurately and successfully capture them. 27. Observation ability: In contact with dark organizations, Ai found that the position of things in the drawer had changed, indicating that Ai had strong observation ability. I found that the gray plain really hides the tracking glasses. ) 28. Reaction ability: Sometimes it is faster than Conan's reaction, and there are many examples. Forget it. 29. Belgian: In 394 Strange House Adventures (Seal), 395 Strange House Adventures (Manipulation) and 396 Strange House Adventures (Solution), she said a Belgian proverb: diamonds should still be cut with lovers' flirting jokes. 30. Piano: In the 12 theatrical version of "Trembling Music Score", she played several notes on Reiko Kobayakawa's piano in order to let everyone know what an absolute sense of sound is. It should also be 3 1. Basic astronomy: In the latest ova special "Pursuit of Mercury Monster", Conan saw the photos of Halley's Comet before Conan, which made Conan solve the doubts of Bumei and others. 33. Violin; Appeared on the poster of 12 theatrical version, it should be, but I don't know level 34, anatomy; In the blue castle incident, I saw that Bai Gu was the first wife, so I studied anatomy. Otherwise, how can I understand the human body structure? 35. chess; In episode 129, I picked up the general in the chess game and said to Conan, learn the short stories of children and smile, otherwise people who haven't learned it won't know it's called General 36, and look for something; When the doctor messed up his home and couldn't find his wallet at 3 o'clock in the theatrical edition, Ashala found it at once (through the doctor's words). Attention; Attention, things are very powerful. It was also at 3 o'clock in the theatrical version that I got into the doctor's car and found that Bumei and the three of them got into the car. I also noticed that there were no pictures of Rasp in the eggs. 38. Sports; At 3 o'clock in the theatrical version, Bumei all fell down, except for sadness, which shows the flexibility of the body. It can also be seen that sports are very good. 39. making coffee; Because I love coffee, I can't drink if I can't. 40. There is love; In the super secret joke of Santa Claus on his way to school, he played with kittens and once went to school with Bumei to feed rabbits, which shows that he is very caring and approachable. Cats can explain, but it's not obvious, and they don't like to show it. 42. eyesight; Shooting requires vision 43, housework; In the first love of ginkgo color (like this), it may be sad to know that doctors will make a mess of the family, and it will also (after all, there are fewer and fewer people who often help adults clean the housework) 44. Hide things; In this episode of the double mystery of the full moon, Conan can't find his eyes ... 45. Running; The necessary tool to escape "Behind the disguise, our sorrow" has an incredible girl, her name is Gong 2009. There is a unique girl named Haibara Ai, whose original name is Miyano Shiho. When Agasa Hiroshi named her to hide her identity, it should be "love". Indeed, this is a very nice name. Full of fresh and lively breath, there is a feeling of happiness, but it is not suitable for mourning, so she took "mourning" herself. Yes, Ai may never feel love again, and she will never feel happy again. Her parents are dead, and so is her sister Minmei. Conan just regards him as an ordinary friend, but he can't give her the happiness she wants, it will only make her heartache, because his heart only has Xiaolan, from a long time ago. Conan is really loyal to Xiaolan, living in fear every day and avoiding the pursuit of the organization. I wonder when gin and vodka will appear. In loneliness and darkness, my sister has always supported her, but now, my sister is gone. How does she live? ! In the most desperate time, she gambled on her life and ate her own poison-APTX 4869. As expected, her body shrank. On a rainy night, she fled the grief of the organization and walked weakly and aimlessly, but then a new figure flashed through her mind, so she had to take refuge in him. Maybe he could understand her difficulty in Christmas and take her in, but in the end she fell in front of her new home. Being taken in by Agasa Hiroshi, her innate cold temperament concealed her heart. She has been pretending not to let others see her thoughts and fears. On the night when Ai turned to Didan, Conan was sent home in tears. In a dimly lit alley, she told Conan's true identity and poison. Conan was shocked. At present, this little girl turned out to be a member of the dark organization she was looking for! Ai told his story lightly and told him his code name-Shirley. Although her mouth smiles in the latest joke in 2009, it looks different from a child's. Ai's expression is calm. She doesn't care that more people will die, but we know that this is just the scope of her disguise. When Conan angrily called her a "murderer", she felt sad. After all, when she learned of Minmei's sister's death, it was not her voluntary sadness. Regardless of other people's eyes, she took off the mask of indifference before, leaned against Conan's chest and burst into tears. She has endured it for a long time ... her inner pain has accumulated slowly. When she heard the news that her only relative Minmei died, she couldn't help it any more. Why did everyone who was kind to her leave her one after another? Why did fate play such a trick on her? At this time, it is her own sorrow. Without her usual indifference, she showed her heart naked in front of Conan. Maybe Conan can understand her pain a little. No family, nothing, all the good things left her. She became lonely again, but the later "Junior Detective Team" may have given her some warmth, but will this beauty really last forever?