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Solve the riddle on the lantern and the answer to the lantern riddle on the Spring Festival Lantern Festival (everyone guesses a word) 1. With feet and hands, it is difficult for a thief to escape. 2. Half a Spring Festival. 3. semiconductor. 4. Not a boy. 5. One of the plants and trees. 6. Long-term hospitalization. 7. Break the rules. Discover talent 1 1. Big mouth and small mouth 12. The gate is open, and the guests are here. Please take off your hat before coming in 13. It rained heavily, on Hengshan Mountain 14. Wearing a hat is a guest, taking off a hat is a soldier 15. Grass grows on the ground. Farmers should cherish 16. More is not allowed to be 17. Children should all be 18. Two trees cannot make a forest 19. Two people are holding hands and walking on the wire rope 20. Two people squatting in the soil 2 1. Two mountains are together. The guess is wrong. 22. 24 hours. 23. The rice is not cooked well. 24. A moth puts out a fire. 25. rockhopper 26. review 27. say goodbye 28. Give half and keep half. 29. Take the word "male" as the head. 30. applause. 3 1. The ripe melon leaves its bottom. 33. The four corners of the garden are really desolate. Only one tree was planted in the middle of the garden. Halve 37. All men. 38. Open the window to cool down, and a general will stand under the door. You said overlord Chu, I said Guan Yunchang. If you want to read apricots, don't guess before it's too late. 40. Stand by for the next day, but there is no light, 465,438+0. Two young children have no strength to cut wood, and they hide at home for fear of others' jokes. People are in the vegetation. 44. Not at all. 45. There is no wood. 46. Some of them. 47. You are too sensitive. 48. You and I are 50/50. 49. You have him, everyone has him, but I don't have 50. Cattle cross the wooden bridge. 5 1. Daughter is married. Half my friends. 53. Water-splashing Festival. 55. Meet thousands of miles. 56. Some people will take a bite. 59. Everyone leaves their seats. 60. Day 6 1 day. The sun and the moon are one, and no guesses are made. 62. There are mountains on the mountain, so they don't make guesses. 63. sadness 64. There's a difference above, but if there's less below, it's gone. 65. Ten to ten, the sun is facing the moon. 66. There is no distinction between upper and lower levels. 67. imperial edict 68. Excuse me. 69. Fifteen days. 70. Stones pile up. 7 1. house boat. 72. Say no, say no, take no, take no. Say it's round and write it at 9 o'clock. 74. Tear off the painted skin. 75. All sides are sealed. It's freezing in there. The sun came out. Start early. Drought 79. Sibling 80. Submission 8 1. The head is one, the waist is one and the tail is one. Actually, not one. 82. I have a dog. Just go with someone. If I want to see it, unless there is 83. In June, 1984, a couple were soul mates. Lilliput 85. I refuse to visit. Afraid of insects. Once you have a heart, you can persist for 89 years. There were over 90 fights. A pair of bright moons, intact, fell at the foot of the mountain and fell apart 9 1. One * * * plus two horizontal 92. A family of eleven, a family of twenty, two together, don't worry about anything. 93. A little over a kilo. 94. Bite off the cow's tail. 95. Go and be a bailiff. 96. Do two things at once. 97. Work to fill the gaps. 98. You can't guess the work. 99. There are five strokes in a word, and the last stroke is 100. Firefly 10 1. There is a calf with its head down. Only one foot-102. Idiot 103. 104 It's hard to say. Someone laughed at 105. What's there to say 106. I don't remember. I can't see 107. I changed my mind again 108. My father-in-law 109. It was all at the sports meeting. Goodbye 1 1 1. Goodbye 165438+. Plant trees 1 15. Catch half and run half 1 16. Woodpecker 1 17. Autobiography 1 18. Be arrogant, everyone hates 165438+.

1. Select 2. Qin 3. Pay 4. Last name 5. Tea 6. Sorry, 7. Gate eight. Zhuo 9. Ya 10。 Tuan 1 1。 Ancient 12. Ge 13。 Xue 65438+. 8+09. Cong 20. Take 2 1. Strike 22. Dan 23. Cook 24. Candle 25. A few 26s. Feather 27. Play 28. A fine of 29. Half past eight. Take 3 1. Claw 32. Open 33. Sleepy 34. Spirit 35. How many 36s? 5. Only 46. Meat 47. You are 48. Cut 49. People are 50. Health 5 1. Family 52. There are 53. Hair 54. Forgive 55. Weighing 56. Profit 57. Cloud 58. Combination 59. Village 60. Pan 6 1. Courage 62. Yue 63. 77. Choose 78. Sha 79. Catch 80 Valid 8 1.3 82. Volt 83. Suffering 84 Pay 85. Enterprise 86.9 87. Autumn is 88. Constant 89. Tilt 90 degrees. Fold 9 1. It's 92. Happiness 93. Reject 94. Health 95. 8+0. Special 102. Catch 103. Asia 104. Zhu 105. Value 106. Death 107. Love 108. Battle 109. 12. Bao 1 13. Xi 'an 1 14. Pro 1 15。 Bao 1 16. Eclipse 165438.

Playing the pipa on the plane-high-profile.

The upper mouth is close to the sky and the lower mouth is close to the ground-what a big mouth.

Clogs with soles off-full cowhide

Bucket as a trumpet-big talk

The wind blows into the drum-bragging.

The rooster flew to the roof and sang very high.

The owner of the leather shop-a braggart

Bragging is not a capital crime-it's up to you.

Fly with suona on your back and blow into the sky.

The cover of the bank-what a big tone

Sparrows lay goose eggs-talk big.

Install an electric fan on the drum-brag

Love performing.

Climb Mount Tai with one foot-high jump

Pockets full of awls-like to show off skills.

Half a bottle of vinegar-wobbly.

Put an electric fan on your head-make a sensation.

It's painless to break the skull-death is a hero.

A ball full of air-love to jump.

Powder into the coffin-saving face

Hit a swollen face and pretend to be fat.

Bag water chestnut-pointed head

Stir-fried beans with slate-jump when cooked.

Wash your hands in the gutter-pretend to be clean.

Eating at home and eating wild shit-just thinking about the outside

Wear a big shirt barefoot-just be expensive, not ugly.

Red paint dung cylinder plate-smelly and delicate

Hanging hydrangea at the door of the toilet-smelly beauty

Dogs have horns-the smell of sheep.

Hanging hydrangeas in rotten huts-false beauty

Shrimp pride-loves to jump.

There is a foot sticking out of the sleeve-exaggerated hand.

Hanging board on the chest-what a big brand

pretend to be deaf and dumb—pretend not to know

Hanging powder-saving face.

Actor's makeup-makeup

love

It rained three times a day-not very sunny (feeling)

Girl, look at the dowry-a man who has a few days.

When it rains, it's sunny-fake sunny (love)

June mustard-wrong intention

Puppet Dance-Have Your Own Matchmaker

Sunrise in the east and rain in the west-saying that he has no sunny (affection) and sunny (affection)

Sima Yu Wenjun-Love at first sight

Ye Gong Haolong-False Love

Love in movies-false feelings and hypocrisy

Liu Hai pulled Meng Jiangnv-crying and laughing.

Salt is as salty as salt and not as light as salt-it's not good for you.

We share weal and woe, life and death.

A beauty in a million.

Get married on the stage-not a real couple

Flowers facing the sun-love (sunshine)

Good flowers are stuck in cow dung-they don't match.

Cut the watermelon with a sharp knife-divide it into two parts.

Split the water with a sharp knife-it's hard to separate.

Yang Zongbao got married-both happy and surprised.

Chen Shimei should be a Xu-he likes the new and hates the old.

The idols on the door panel-in pairs

The beauty in the painting-unmarried.

Send an umbrella after the rain-I don't appreciate it.

Sister and sister are lovesick-suffering from the same disease.

Girls are big media-vouch for yourself.

A girl marries a eunuch-she won't die.

Picking water and marrying vegetables-people are right about buckets.

Silent love-through gestures

A girl who expects sunshine-a person who wants sunshine.

Tears of drama lovers.

The lotus stalk hits people-the diaosi is completely broken (affair)

Jia Baoyu is married-not a sweetheart.

Yuanyang playing in the water-both of them.

Catch the right silkworm moth-never let go.

Ying Huang caught the kite-both kites were buttoned.

Beat mandarin ducks-separate them

Look at the beauty through the wall-I can't love her.

Make eyes at the blind-don't appreciate it.

The beauty hanging on the wall-you love her and she doesn't love you.

There are many ways.

Double-toothed harrow-two sons

Six fingers itch.-there's another way

The mind is like a beehive, with many tricks.

Shi Tian doesn't need a boat to cross the river-he has his own way of crossing the river.

The toothbrush has lost its hair-it's organized.

The tortoise's orbit-its own scale

A sailor sweatshirt.-all of them.

Cows eat straw hats-full circle

There are many tracks in the railway station.

Dragon God's hat-there are many ways.

A mouse made a hole-asked for a doorway.

Monks Pick up Braids-Remove (Method)

Ants crawl into grinding eyes-all roads are roads.

Pottery pots on the kiln-one set.

The iron rake rakes the ground-there are many roads.

Brush for removing hair-too many holes.

Boil cotton in a boiling pot-cooked condoms

Wide nails and iron rakes scrape-there are many roads.

be weather-beaten

The tofu boat capsized in the sea-into the soup and into the water.

Pines in the canyon-weather-beaten.

Shrimp, buy cigarettes-get in the water, get in the water.

He Xiangu went to her mother's house-in the fog.

Tire skin-by grinding

Sparrows in Dongting Lake-After the storm.

The cloth-beating stone at the entrance of the dyehouse-passing by the big man.

Iron navel grinding-wear resistance

Rice seeds on the pot cover-boil.

I fell into a five-flavor bottle-I tasted all the ups and downs.

sadder

Eat ice for three or nine days-it's freezing.

The child didn't cry when he saw his mother.

Drinking ice water in June-chilling

The memorial service ended in discord.

Grenade explosion-heart and gallbladder are cracked

Burning charcoal with a flagpole (sigh)

Fishing nets-shriveled at home and wet outside.

Tears on the wall-sad alone

Eating ice cubes in winter is too chilling.

Liu Bei's Jiangshan-Shouting

Lin Daiyu Buries Flowers-Feeling Sad and Cold

When a rabbit dies, it is sad-things hurt its own kind.

Pepper is soaked in vinegar-very bitter.

Jia Baoyu is crying-very sad.

Pig intestines hanging on the beam-bitter (crying) drops (crying)

Cui Yingying saw Lang off-I can't tell you how sad I am.

Crying at night-like bereavement.

Bamboo Slips-A River of Tears

both ends

One and a half Jin, one and a half Liang-it's the same.

There is no moon for thirty nights-every year is the same.

Crows are black the world over.

Pots and Adobe-One Kiln Product

The tortoise laughs and climbs-the same as each other.

Don't laugh at the turtles, they are all resting in the mud.

The crow landed on the pig's back-black to black.

Half a catty to five Liang-the same.

Sheep dung fell to the ground-the same size.

The old monk chanting-exactly the same.

As salty as the water in the pond.

Zhang Fei looks for Li Kui JY-black to black.

Tiles on the house-turn over half and cover half.

The fox laughed at the cat-almost the same as each other.

The two sisters had a baby-for Tim.

A pair of drumsticks in Chenghuang Temple

Blow conch with a crooked mouth-two will do.

A crooked pot and a crooked stove-two will do.

Kiln burning and tile selling are the same goods.

Ruthless-the same.

Embroidered pillows-a pair

Stir-fried cucumber and towel gourd-same color

Monkeys laugh at rabbits without tails-just like each other.

change

The child's face-it changes when you say it.

Little doll's face-crying and laughing for a while

The weather changed a lot last spring.

Mercury column-unstable

Cock shit-hard head and soft back

The face of a woman of yin and yang-changes three times a day

Actor's face-cry if you want, smile happily.

Yellow eggplant-variety

The magician's ability will change.

Popsicle sellers enter the teahouse-one is cold and the other is hot.

Barber's burden-cold at one end and hot at the other.

Sharpen Nan Zhu's skull-changed his mind.

Building a toilet next to the osmanthus tree-one smells like incense.

Coptis chinensis dipped in honey-sweet and bitter

Cat's eye-it will change sooner or later

Thermometer-up and down

The lighted steel pot cooled down quickly.

Not long

Cherry in March-it's going to be red soon

Peach blossom in March-thanks.

A thousand miles to build a long shed-a banquet must end.

Snowman in the sun-it won't be long.

Frost on the tiles-it won't be long.

China New Year's Pig-Sooner or later.

Water drops on taro leaves-not for long.

Officials on the stage.-not for long.

The lamp grass lit a torch-it went out in a flash.

Dogs guard the toilet-wait for shit (death)

Rabbit's tail-it won't grow.

Sugar in a teacup-life is not long.

Dew in the sun-not long.

Mosquitoes in autumn-they will be proud for a few days.

Borrowed wife.-no sleepovers.

Fell on the edge of the toilet-not far from shit (death)

irresponsible

December snake-hit it and move it.

A three-foot saw

Lohan playing Guanyin with a big belly-turning a blind eye.

Practice shooting every day-a life of turning a blind eye.

Turtles pull rickshaws-full of energy, but not endurance.

Wang Po sold the mill-there's nothing to push.

Eat less salted fish and dry mouth-more is better than less.

Eat less salted fish and your mouth is thirsty-why mind your own business?

Cowhide drum-no beating, no ringing

Too much debt.-don't worry.

Bird catching policy-turn a blind eye

Play volleyball-by pushing

Close your eyes and eat lice-out of sight is clean.

Bathing in a rice soup basin-muddling along

The duckweed in the pond floats on the water.

The Monkey King is sitting in the golden palace-all hands and feet.

The old monk rings the bell-every day is a day.

Guan Yunchang lost Jingzhou by carelessness.

I ate ecstasy soup-I completely forgot.

The monk rang the bell that day-muddling along.

Throw away the iron bar and carry the lamp grass-only pick the light things to do.

Kitchen edge grinder-give it a push.

Masons paint walls-push with one hand

Put the rafts on the shallows-put them down again and again.

Wear cowhide-don't admit to being dirty (stealing)

No hair on your mouth-doing things is not practical

Dig your ears with your fingers.-Not deep.

Leaves fell into the river and drifted with the waves.

Stand on high and watch the battle-stand by and watch.

Ducks cross the river-follow the crowd

Ducks splashed Shui Piao.

Running around the street with keys-being a master is not a master.

Blacksmith switched to piano-choose light and fear heavy.

See the flowers on horseback-not deep.

Pig Bajie carries a broadsword-slovenly soldier

Hold on to ponytails-delay

Pull the banhu with a wooden stick-one thick and two thick

Monkeys wear leather gloves-all hands and feet.

Clear water-not deep.

Abacus bead-dial it, move it

The blind man plays the flute-touches the pipe.

Push tofu-so rough.

Cowhide basketball-don't play, don't jump

A hundred years of pine trees, ten years of bananas-unintentional.

Falling oil floated on it.

Muddle and smooth the wall-make peace with the old.

It's hard to talk

It's hard to talk when you see your mother ugly.

A three-foot ladder-it can't get on the roof.

Three meals of radish fried rice-no salt (words)

A big girl wants her husband's family-she can't say it.

Eat fried noodles in the strong wind-you can't open your mouth.

A brick under your chin-you can't open your mouth.

This cow has a smelly mouth-it can't be opened.

Two dumb people tied together-it's hard to say]

Two dumb people meet-it's hard to talk.

Swallowed charcoal-lost his tongue.

Eat fried noodles in the wind-don't open your mouth.

Paper on the toilet paper board-don't wipe (open) your mouth

Pick up the handkerchief on the toilet board-wipe (open) your mouth

Put a plaster on your mouth-you can't open your mouth.

Cook dumplings in the teapot-you can't pour them out.

Dumb people are bullied-dare to be angry and dare not speak.

The dumb is wronged-he won't speak until he dies.

Silent call-some words can't be said

Qiu Chan landed-speechless.

Scorpions are like pipa-they can't play (speak).

unclear

Wooden eyes-can't see through.

People who can't read read the notice-they always erase it.

Cocks crow in the middle of the night-I don't know.

Four or two cotton and ten bows-where to play (talk about it)

Salty (including) paste rice soup

Monkey Sun sealed a dagger-I don't know how big this official is.

The first night-the unknown is everywhere.

The dung beetle climbed up the charcoal pile-he couldn't show his black without moving.

Mute gestures, deaf interruptions-I can't say clearly, I can't hear clearly.

Fireflies on summer nights-bright and dark.

Tie Guai Li gourd-I don't know what medicine to sell.

Riding a horse and eating roast chicken-I don't know where this bone has gone.

Buying pigs across the mountain-overestimated.

Buying a cat from another pocket-a disguised transaction

The dustpan of the partition-I don't know how to turn it over.

The blind man touched the elephant and crossed the bridge.

A blind man looks at the skylight-I don't understand.

Cannot be changed.

Chinese fir in June-final draft.

Wood made a boat-it's a foregone conclusion.

The buffalo crossed the alley-it couldn't turn back.

The bug got into the bird's nest-it couldn't turn around.

A crow's wings can't be white.

A hole made of bricks.

The meal is ready-it can't be changed.

Generated dwarfs-can't be tall

The generated eyebrows will grow into moles-stereotypes.

Grandma's shoes.-same.

Dead sheep's eyes-fixed.

Guanyin bodhisattva-eighteen years a year

Granddaughter wears grandma's shoes-the same as before.

The lark calls for three years-a common saying now.

A dog that eats shit-a leopard cannot change his spots

Monk bang bang-the same old story.

Bodhisattva in Chenghuang Temple-Stand for life and sit for life.

Site roof dripping

Eating beans has no teeth-what goes in and what goes out.

Bodhisattva's eyes-unable to move

Monkeys play tricks.-same old story.

No influence

I fell into the well-I couldn't pull my ear out.

Three miles to scold the magistrate of a county-useless.

Three plus two minus five equals zero.

Three years' old accounts-why do you want to turn them out?

Adults are not at home-talk like children.

A ponytail wears tofu-I can't lift it.

Dilute the mud-it won't stick to the wall.

There is a sore on the wood-it doesn't hurt or itch.

Buffalo accompanying exam-greater than strength

Hairy-footed chicken-not allowed on the table.

Recite the eulogy behind the cow's ass-empty talk

Wear tofu in your hair-needless to say.

Kill mosquitoes and feed elephants-it's no use.

Show smart eyebrows to the blind-it's no use.

Play the lute to a cow-it doesn't work.

Larks crow for three years-empty talk.

Eat pumpkins without salt-just a word.

There is only one drumstick-it doesn't work.

Bamboo shoots on Zhushan-the big ones can't be eaten, and the small ones can't be used.

Running grass is a crutch-don't push.

Legless crab-can't walk.

Hide under the bed to avoid tripterygium wilfordii-it's no use.

Song Jiang's military-martial arts (useless)

Zhang Tianshi was beaten by his mother-the law is useless.

Once the willow blossoms, it will not bear fruit.

Ciba painted on paper-can't be eaten.

Flowers made of paper-no fruit.

Paper benches-you can't sit on them.

Paper men ride stone horses-light but not heavy.

Fried rice-tasteless

Bodhisattva in the temple-don't talk

Bring the Pipa into the Mill-Play the lute to a cow

It's no use filling a well with snow.

The dung stirring stick in the toilet-can't smell it?

Wu Dalang's body-not big enough.

Wu Dalang hit the tiger-didn't generate that punch.

The horse in the picture-it doesn't work at all.

The cake on the painting-can't satisfy the hunger.

Plant peanuts on the bluestone board-it can't take root, let alone bear fruit.

This pole is stuck in the eye of the bridge-it can't be lifted.

Cut the meat with a blunt knife-no bleeding.

Invite people to cry for their parents-pretend to be sad

Put lime on your mouth-in vain.

Whips made of shit and smell are not allowed.

Monks buy combs-it's no use.

Let the cow chase the horse-in vain.

Although there are many rabbits-but they can't drive the shaft.

Dying yawn-white mouth

Baja dogs chase rabbits-they are running, you can't run, they are biting, you can't bite.

Wet wood won't catch fire.

Beat the eggs with your fist-it's no use.

Iron balls make soup-no oil and no salt.

Embroidered pillow-a bag of grass

Fire prevention with fire net in fishing ground (in vain)

Hemp straw as a pole-not that kind of material.

Hemp stalk bridge-can't afford it

Sack cloth is used to make robes-not that kind of material.

Pockmarked flour-just fill this hole.

Deaf people take part in singing competitions-nothing.

Tigers without bite marks won't hurt people.

Next year's gold-not as good as today's copper.

Scratch through underwear.-not enough.

Next year's imperial calendar-sorry.

It's no use for robbers to install bows and arrows after their backs.

The monkey watched a play-in a daze.

Fishing nets are hanging all over the sky-they can't cover the sun.

The loach in the pond can't turn over the big waves.

Draw a cake on the wall-can't satisfy hunger

Draw a tiger on the wall-you can't eat people.

Blind People Wear Glasses —— An Unnecessary Frame

A bad nose doesn't drink-it's just a name.

Punch the peep show-it's worthless