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The house is living well, and the landlord suddenly said that he would decorate the house we live in now and let us move out without decoration.

This is the 152 article of YEATION Home Division.

There is a joke circulating in the decoration industry: "The money is basically spent, people are basically exhausted, and the relationship between husband and wife is basically broken."

Although it is a bit absolute, it can be seen that decoration is a very hard thing. The key is that after hard renovation, there are always all kinds of regrets and regrets.

Decoration is a regrettable art, but some pits must be hidden if they can be hidden. Today Andy sorted out the decoration experiences of 32 people who have experienced it. I hope you will stop stepping on these pits below!

Porch living room

1. I regret making the ceiling. The suspended ceiling shall be applied to the equipment floor covering the roof. If it is used as decoration, it is too practical, easy to accumulate dust and troublesome to clean up. The floor height is below 2.8m, and friends with budget savings suggest taking the plaster line directly.

2. When planning sockets, the placement of furniture was not considered, and many sockets were blocked by furniture, which was a serious waste. Need to reserve the position of switch socket according to the position of furniture.

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There must be more sockets on the TV background wall. As soon as the TV and DVD are put on, you will find that there are not enough sockets. It can be embedded in a PVC tube with two bent ends. The power cord enters from one end and exits from the other end, and is directly connected to the back of the TV, which is very useful.

It's a pity that the design of the shoe cabinet is not deep enough, and the shoes can only be placed horizontally, which is far from enough. In addition, the partition of the shoe cabinet should not be done, leaving a little space for the ash of the shoes to leak to the end.

5. There are so many lights that they are fooled by the renderings. It hasn't been turned on since it was fresh, which has little effect and increased the cost.

kitchen

1. The European range hood bought for Yan value is really not as powerful as that made in China.

2. You can't choose an open kitchen. Even if the range hood is powerful, it will always taste a little.

It's a pity that I installed double slots, which greatly reduced the area of the desktop and could not be used at the same time. If the kitchen countertop area at home is small, it is recommended to have a large single slot. The use space of single-trough basin is larger than that of double-trough basin, and the price is cheaper.

4. In order to look good, the kitchen is equipped with a built-in trash can, which is easy to forget, and it is easy to breed bacteria. It is too unpleasant to open!

5. Regret not being a cool bully. Speaking of cooking in summer, it's extremely hot!

6. The faucet should be installed so that it can be turned off with the back of your hand, otherwise if there is oil on your hand when cooking, it will easily stick to the faucet.

7. It's a pity that the kitchen wall is covered with matte bricks, which are easy to get sticky. It is best to stick microcrystalline glazed tiles on the kitchen wall.

8. I regret that I didn't install a switch socket, and I have to pull the plug every time I don't use the home appliance. Use a socket with a switch and turn it off when not in use, which can also prevent accidents caused by wet hand-pulled switches!

bedroom

1. I regret installing light curtains in my bedroom. In the morning, the sun easily penetrates and destroys countless lazy people.

Whether it is a bedroom or a living room, it is recommended to choose double curtains and a thick gauze curtain. If you like to sleep late, you can choose curtains with shading coating to use in the bedroom.

2. I forgot to install the double control switch at the bedside, and I have to get out of bed and turn off the lights every time. Winter is very sad. Those who don't like dual control can install a bedside lamp.

3. regret that the air conditioner is facing the bed. No matter how you adjust the wind direction, you always feel the wind blowing against yourself when you fall asleep.

The biggest failure of decoration is to install the water heater on the wall near the bedroom. The bathroom is separated from the master bedroom by a wall. Every time I take a shower, the water in the water pipe is so big and noisy!

You can choose to embed the soundproof felt into the wall, and it is also recommended to buy soundproof doors and windows.

lavatory

1. If you want to use a bathroom mirror with automatic defogging, remember to leave a power socket at the mirror. There should also be a socket around the toilet to facilitate the replacement of the smart toilet in the future.

2. It's a pity that the washstand in the toilet is glass, which is super easy to get dirty. It should be ceramic.

The biggest regret is that waterproofing is not done well. After living for more than two months, I went downstairs to find, tear down and redo.

4. Before the renovation, I thought that the bathroom must have a bathtub, so that you can take a beautiful bath, and husband and wife can also take a bath together. But the reality is very skinny, wasting time and water, and cleaning it for half a day every time after soaking. It is useless to install it several times.

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5. If there is enough space in the bathroom, make a mop bucket, which is at least large enough to receive water at home.

6. I regret that the laundry pool is too short, and I am disappointed at the thought of bending down to wash clothes in the future.

Generally, the height of a single tank washing pool is about 80~90cm, and the size is generally about 100cm wide and 50cm wide. The size of the double-tank washing pool is 14cm long and 50cm wide.

7. Don't use light and solid floor tiles on the bathroom floor. I have seen this suggestion before, and I understand it, but I still choose light color. But I really regret it. I don't tolerate dirt at all.

8. When determining the location of the bathroom floor drain, we must first think about it and measure it. The floor drain is best located on one side of the brick. If it is in the middle of the brick, the floor drain will not be the lowest point no matter how inclined the brick is.

other

1. If it is inappropriate during the decoration process, you can try to change it, and it will become more and more inappropriate later.

When decorating, I found that the shower and floor drain on the ordinary floor were installed backwards, fearing that the trouble of tossing back and forth would not be returned. As a result, the bath water has been leaking for a long time now.

2. It is suggested that all faucets should be equipped with hot and cold water pipes. It won't cost much to install more when decorating, and it's super difficult to remedy afterwards. For the faucet problem, the bathroom and kitchen can also be installed with pull-out type.

3. When installing the plastic-steel window, the screen window must have a steel lining, otherwise both ends will be recessed over time, which will deform the window. I didn't know it when I installed it, but you will find this problem after using it.

4. After the renovation, several tiles must be reserved. Because after a year or two, one or two bricks will always be damaged if you are not careful. At this time, it is too difficult to match bricks of the same specification and color. Some labels are no longer produced, but it would be bad to change them to other colors!

5. Because the apartment is small, I can't bear to waste space. All sizes are measured in advance, which leads to too full! Decoration should be properly left blank.

6. I regret that I didn't invite a professional designer to design. The space layout of the guest restaurant is unreasonable, which wastes a lot of space, especially the TV background wall at home. In the future, we still need to find a professional designer to design the house. This feeling is the real decoration style.

7. In many constructions, verbal agreement has become a gap in checkout, so it must be written clearly in black and white. For the items that are increased or decreased, it must be asked clearly and the price must be written clearly!

The above are the experiences of people who have been renovated, so you must pay attention when decorating.

What do you regret about home decoration? Remind each other!