Subtle China Xiehouyu, Proverbs and Jokes

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Premier Zhou's joke 13

197 1 year, Dr. Kissinger secretly visited China to restore diplomatic relations between China and the United States. Before the formal negotiations began, Kissinger suddenly made a request to Premier Zhou Enlai: "Dear Prime Minister, the excavation result of Mawangdui No.1 Han Tomb in your country shocked the world. That female corpse is really a rare treasure in the world! I was entrusted by a famous person in the scientific community in China, and wanted to exchange charcoal around some female corpses with a substance that is not found on the earth. I wonder if your country is willing? "

After listening, Premier Zhou Enlai casually asked, "Madam Secretary, I want to know what your Z F can be exchanged for?" Kissinger said: "The lunar soil is the soil brought back from the moon by our spacecraft, which should be regarded as something that does not exist on the earth!" "

Premier Zhou smiled: "What is my Tao? It turned out to be something at the feet of our ancestors. " Kissinger was surprised and asked doubtfully, "Why? One of you went to the moon a long time ago. What time? Why not announce it? "

Premier Zhou Enlai smiled and pointed to a the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon tooth carving on the coffee table and said to Kissinger seriously, "Why didn't we announce it earlier?" ? As early as 5000 years ago, we had a Chang 'e who flew to the moon, built the Guanghan Palace on the moon and lived there. Don't believe me, we will send someone to see her! Why don't you China experts know these things that are well known to women and children in our country? "Premier Zhou Enlai's humorous answer made the learned Dr. Kissinger laugh.

2. The origin of "Pike"

In 1950s, when Zhou Enlai was talking with an American journalist, the reporter saw a Parker pen in the Prime Minister's office and asked with a little irony and pride, "Your Excellency, do you believe in pens in China?" Zhou Enlai said humorously, "A North Korean friend gave it to me. This friend said to me: "This was used by the US military at the Panmunjom surrender signing ceremony. Please keep it as a souvenir! "I think the origin of this pen is very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country." The American journalist's face is red to the ears.

3. A one-sentence movie description

1954, Zhou Enlai attended the Yue Opera Conference and informed the staff to show a colorful Yue Opera film "Butterfly Lovers" to the participants. In order to make foreigners understand China's plays, the staff wrote a 15 page explanation and submitted it to Premier Zhou for review. Zhou Enlai criticized employees for "casting pearls before swine, not looking at the real thing". The staff said unconvinced, "showing this kind of movie to foreigners is casting pearls before swine." It depends on how you play. "Zhou Enlai said," if you want to play it with more than ten pages of instructions, it is random. I'll change the game for you. You just need to write a sentence on the invitation: "Please enjoy a colorful opera movie, Romeo and Juliet in China." After the film was shown, the audience was fascinated and burst into applause from time to time.

4, smart to Mao Zedong.

1960 In May, Mao Zedong and Zhou Enlai traveled to Changsha and went for a walk by the river after work. Looking at Orange Island in the distance, there are hundreds of battles, competing in Qian Fan and flying in Yixing, Mao Zedong. The first link is: "orange island, the boat is adjacent to the continent, and the boat is not good." This couplet is dynamic, with a long artistic conception, three broken sentences, two thimbles, and the homonym of "Zhou" and "Zhou" is extremely difficult to handle. Mao Zedong said to Zhou Enlai around him, "Well, I'm going to leave Kaijianglang for a period of time. How about icing on the cake? " Zhou Enlai's wit is extraordinary, and he is familiar with geography. Within a hundred steps, he got a famous saying: "Tianxin Pavilion, pigeons in the pavilion, pigeons in the pavilion fly." Tianxin Pavilion is a scene in Changsha, opposite Orange Island. It was neat and smooth, the whole couplet was seamless, and the two great men smiled at each other.

5.1On August 28th, 973, the 10th National Congress of the Communist Party of China was held in Beijing. Mao Zedong, who attended the meeting, was unable to stand because of leg illness. After the meeting, in order not to let the delegates see the flaw and worry about their health, Mao Zedong has been sitting in his seat, trying to let the delegates leave first. If the chairman doesn't leave, will the representative leave first? It was the careful Premier Zhou Enlai who saw the President's mind and broke the deadlock. He tactfully said that Chairman Mao wanted to see everyone leave the meeting. Mao Zedong deliberately said obstinately, "If you don't go, I won't go." In this way, the delegates turned around step by step and reluctantly waved goodbye to the chairman.

6. Once, an American reporter interviewed by Zhou Enlai asked with malicious intent, "Sir, why do you people in China call the road the road that people take?" After listening, he didn't rush to refute with barbed words, but said humorously: "We are taking the Marxist road, referred to as the road." The American journalist still sticks to his own opinion and continues to ask a question: "Premier, in the United States, people walk with their heads held high. Why do you China people walk with your heads down? How to explain this? " Premier Zhou said with a smile, "This is not surprising. The question is simple. When you Americans go downhill, of course, you have to hold your head high, while we in China go uphill, of course, you have to keep your head down. " The reporter asked: "There are 400 million people in China now. How many toilets need to be repaired? " This is sheer nonsense, but in such a diplomatic situation, it is inconvenient to refuse. Premier Zhou smiled gently and replied, "Gentlemen! A men's toilet and a women's toilet. "

7. Special souvenirs

In 1950s, Premier Zhou was interviewed by an American journalist. During the interview, the reporter happened to see an American Parker pen on the desk of the Prime Minister. The reporter asked in a somewhat ironic tone: "Excuse me, Prime Minister, why do you China people use our pens made in the United States?" Premier Zhou said humorously: "This pen is a long story. This is an anti-American souvenir from a North Korean friend. I refuse to accept worthless rewards. Korean friends said, as a souvenir. I thought it was very meaningful, so I left this pen in your country. " Hearing this, the American reporter suddenly became speechless.