Write a funny paragraph

Joke

The CEO of China Mobile went to the toilet

"What are you doing?" shouted the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I am the boss of China Mobile, and I am in a hurry."

"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" said the aunt.

"Okay, how much is it?"

"5 cents in, 3 cents out." The aunt looked at him.

"You have to pay for everything?" The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We have two-way charging here. If you get a toilet package, you can charge one-way.

"Okay, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee? "The aunt held the money and asked.

"Shit, hurry up. "

"Well, do you need a set meal? If you poop fifty times in one go, we can give you a discount for pooping another thirty times. "The aunt said.

"Stop talking, I'll go in first and come out to pay right away. "After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and came out after a long time of fun.

"Sir, you chose pit number 5. You have to pay a 5 cent fee for number selection. You stayed in it. I didn’t say not to choose to play music, so I charged 60 cents each time. In addition, if you squat in there for fifteen minutes and one second, you will be charged 5 cents per minute for the first minute and 40 cents per minute for the subsequent minutes. Any less than one minute will be billed as one minute. In addition, since your excretion takes up our sewer broadband, please pay an additional monthly fee of 50 yuan. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay a visitor display fee of 1 yuan. "The boss is already there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. Boss, you have to pay 59. Yuan. If you don't pay after the due date, you will be charged three thousandths per day. The fees will be included in the late payment fee without further notice. When the accumulation reaches a thousand yuan, we will use legal means to demand payment."

Just after the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fell into the urinal with a "plop"!!

The boss of China Mobile said in a daze: Is there any more law?

The aunt said: I have the final say on my territory!

A woman came off the night shift , a man was following him with evil intentions, and the woman was afraid. When she passed by the cemetery, she had an idea and said to the grave: Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming. The woman felt relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a message came from the grave. A gloomy voice came: Girl, you forgot to bring the key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this time, a tomb robber came out of the grave and said: Damn, it will delay my work and scare you to death!

As soon as the tomb robber finished speaking, he found an old man next to him carving a tombstone with a chisel. He was curious and asked. The old man said angrily, NND, they etched my name wrong... The great fear of the tomb robber was screaming. Run away. The old man sneered: "Damn, you dare to compete with me for business, you are still young..." As he was talking, he accidentally dropped the chisel on the ground. The old man was about to pick it up when he bent down and found the chisel in the grass. In one hand, the old man was eating, and suddenly a voice said: "You are looking for death! Change my house number randomly! ! ". The old man peed and rolled down the hillside! At this time, a scavenger crawled out of the grass and said, "Damn it, it takes so much effort to get a piece of iron!

Someone was late for the afternoon meeting,

The leader looked sullen: What time is it?

Answer: 4000 points.

Leader: I’m asking you when!

Answer: At the closing time.

The leader was anxious: Get out!

Answer: Can’t get out, it’s all down.

Leader:...

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