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Have you ever been drunk and made a joke?

I have been drunk once in my life. If you ask me why there is no second time, I can only answer you. I dare not. I'm afraid I'll make a fool of myself again, so I haven't dared to drink it since I drank it once eight years ago.

It was graduation season. When you graduate from college, everyone will meet and go out to eat and drink. In short, my classmates and friends in my dormitory often eat. I have never drunk alcohol since I was a child, and I don't know how much I can drink. Although I am usually said to be a fun-loving person, I never thought that on the main road, I was holding a strange schoolmate's leg with a runny nose and tears, and all kinds of people said I liked him.

I remember going out for dinner with three other girls in the dormitory at that time, because we were going to go our separate ways the next day. It can be said that we may never see each other again in this life, because we all have cities we want to go to, so it was really hard at that time, but we didn't want to show it, and then we went to eat the last meal, because everyone agreed to leave the next day. At dinner, we started drinking, probably because we were so sad.

I don't know how many bottles m-girls drank. All I know is that I'm drunk. At first, I sang alone in the restaurant. It should be seen by a group of people. Later, everyone walked back to school together. It is said that our roommates refused to give up and we began to cry. Finally, I cried with a schoolmate's leg. People can't stop me anyway, which scares people. You said that if I were a beautiful girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, I wouldn't be able to.

The point is that we are usually like men, so in the end, people don't think it's nice and gentle to pick me up. After all, I look stronger than him. After so many years, I was teased by a boy or other girls in the dormitory. Now that I think about it, I really can't drink indiscriminately, otherwise I'm really embarrassed to make jokes.