Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Twenty minutes of funny classic lines from Wulin Gaiden. There are lines from Guo Furong, Tong Xiangyu, Li Dazui, Lu Xiucai, Mo Xiaobei, and Bai Zhantang.
Twenty minutes of funny classic lines from Wulin Gaiden. There are lines from Guo Furong, Tong Xiangyu, Li Dazui, Lu Xiucai, Mo Xiaobei, and Bai Zhantang.
Tong Xiangyu: "I was wrong, I was really wrong. I should never have married here from the beginning. If I didn't marry here, my husband would not die. If my husband doesn't die, I will not be reduced to such a situation."
Guo Furong: 1. Overwhelming~~!
2. I am optimistic about you~~~~
3. Be careful that I exclude you~
4. You have wasted my friendship... friendship... friendship... friendship... friendship... friendship. ..Friendship
5. The world is so beautiful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, not good
6. What are you looking at? I have never seen a beautiful woman
7. No matter how tired or hard it is, just think that you are two hundred and five; no matter how difficult or dangerous it is, just think of yourself as a two-skinned person~~~~~with Jun***mian~!
8. Confirmed Definitely and definitely!!!
9. Brother Hou~~
10. If you have something to say, leave without a problem
11. Split~~split~~, Type A, Type B, Type O, Type AB!!
12 Seeing you look like this, I want to be wild~~~~
13. I am good and you are good, hello everyone That’s really good~!
14. I am Guo Furong, I don’t know martial arts, I come from Jianghu, I am different
15. My hair used to be yellow and split. ~~Since I used the sesame oil grinded by Li Dazui
16 Please again, if you want to pretend to be a lover, go to Korea first.
17. If my guess is right, This is the legendary - one knife, two cuts!
Li Dazui: When I reached the top of the mountain, I realized that there were only a few steps between the wrong road and the right road.
2. "Do you think I love money so much?" "You do!" "I'm ashamed" "It's okay if you know how to be ashamed" "Be shy and happy."
3. Li Dazui’s mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice!
Li Dazui: That’s because you are so harsh!
Li Dazui’s mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have walked!
Lu Xiucai: God, are you highly myopic, amblyopia and astigmatism, or are you suffering from glaucoma, presbyopia and cataracts? Why don’t you have retinal repair surgery?
2. I was born with you. Talent must be useful, and I am happy if money cannot buy it~~
3. Scholars self-promote: "Read more, read good books."
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4. Scholar: Zi~~ once said...
Everyone: Bah! !
5. The scholar pointed to the durian: "The Master once said...this is...(discussion)...root carving...(another discussion)...represents the invincibility of the benevolent~ ~! ”
6. The road is slow and far away~ I will go up and down, east, west, north, south and middle, and I will explore everywhere I go
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