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What shocking and vicious cases have you heard?
This man is over seventy years old and belongs to a dog. We might as well call him an old dog in this article. The old dog is not poor, but rich.
The old dog made a fortune and didn't forget to send money to the official. Therefore, local officials are very familiar with old dogs. They call themselves sworn brothers and we can call them like-minded friends.
So the old dog is a big name in the local area. Who told people that an old dog is rich and powerful?
The old dog's life in his later years is very nourishing. He plays whenever he wants, plays chess whenever he wants, and paints whenever he wants. There are only things that his old dog can't think of, and nothing that his old dog can't do!
But with the passage of time, there is really one thing that makes the old dog helpless and helpless! It turned out to be an old dog. He is too old to chew chicken legs, too old to hold beautiful women, and too old to become a pile of bones!
Old dogs don't want to be old, but they have to be old. This is called the law of nature. The old dog refuses to accept old age, mainly because he doesn't want to die. He said that even if the money runs out, ten years and eight years' life is worth it!
The old dog thought, there is Yan Ruyu in the book, there is a golden house in the book, and longevity is indispensable in the book. The old dog began to turn over the books, and finally the blind cat met a dead mouse and really turned to a so-called immortality technique.
It's strange to live long. It is said that old men have to suck girls' yin if they want to live long.
When others read it, they will definitely sneer at it and think it is nonsense. But the old dog, a pervert, watched with relish and drooled, believing in this method and being crazy about it.
The old dog stared at the evil immortality and told himself that he must try it. The old dog's eyes rolled around, so I had a plan to suck the girl's pussy.
The old dog closed the book and went out into the street, where he bought a little girl. The old dog took the little girl back to the house and arranged for the little girl to be a maid for Mrs. Dog.
But within three days, the little girl died. The old dog burst into tears and said that my little daughter had an acute illness. My little daughter resigned before the doctor got home to treat her.
Everyone saw the old dog crying her eyes out, so they went to comfort the old dog and asked him to feel sorry for his loss, and be careful not to cry the dog blind. Because the old dog cried too sadly, people generally believed the old dog's words and decided that the little girl died of a serious illness. In this way, no one will verify whether the girl died of this disease.
Really? The old dog's tears are crocodile's tears, not fake. Then why does the old dog "play" with tears? Just to cover up the fact that he killed the little girl
Yes, my little daughter died at the hands of an old dog. To be precise, my little daughter died in the mouth of the old dog because my little daughter was sucked to death by the old dog.
My little daughter was a stranger when she first entered the mansion. The old dog took good care of my girl in order to achieve his shameful goal. My little girl is simple and kind, grateful for the kindness of the old dog and treats her as a relative.
Seeing that the little girl trusted her very much, the old dog smiled evilly at her mouth, concocted a cup of ecstasy and tricked the girl into drinking it. As soon as the medicine is drunk, the light will faint. The old dog saw the opportunity and sucked the little girl's pussy cleanly.
When my little girl woke up with difficulty, she became pale and dying, like a dead leaf, because she was badly injured and there was no Yin Qi. Soon after, a cold wind blew, dead leaves fell, and my little girl died in tears.
The little girl's life stays at the age of nine forever, but the old dog is eighteen again! The old dog that smoked Yin Qi seems to have injected a stream of energy into his body. Old dogs can drink and eat meat, and it is not a problem to give a hug to the beautiful princess.
The old dog's body not only stopped degenerating, but also became stronger. The old dog grew up against the trend, and the effect of Yin Qi was immediate, which made the old dog overjoyed.
That old dog is so greedy that he can swallow an elephant. After he tasted the sweetness of suction yin, suction yin's desire intensified. He began to plan to suck a girl's pussy. ......
In the next fifteen years, the old dog can't move, and it will suck the girl's yin for a year. During the period of 16, the old dog sucked the yin of 16 girls, resulting in the death of 12 girls, and 4 girls were disabled due to injuries!
These girls are all racked by old dogs. Besides buying girls, old dogs cheat, steal, rob girls and so on.
Suction yin has been an old dog for seventeen years. He is very familiar with suction yin, so familiar that he is taken lightly by the old dog. This, this killed him.
One day that year, the old dog saw a family's adults leave home and enter that family's room. He was too lazy to close the door, so he tapped Yin, the girl in the yard. This scene was seen by passers-by, who quickly caught the old dog, tied it up and handed it over to the government.
The magistrate of a county saw that the old dog was tied to the yamen by his cousin and knew that the old dog's crime was exposed. Tell someone to gag the old dog with something, and then announce that the old dog will be beheaded the next morning.
The magistrate of a county knows that if you don't save the old dog, the old dog will bite back. After all, they used to be like-minded, birds of a feather. The old dog knows what the magistrate of a county did.
But the magistrate of a county dare not save the old dog. An old dog does many evils, which is not enough for the public to be angry. If the magistrate of a county violates public opinion, I am afraid he will be spit out and drowned!
So, the magistrate of a county blocked the old dog's mouth first, then cut the gordian knot, and cut the old dog down the next day. In this way, the magistrate of a county not only survived the difficulties, but also cut down the old dog by the way, making a small contribution. I am flattered!
I have to say, magistrate of a county this recruit, very unique! But there are people who are more ruthless than the magistrate of a county, and that is the people!
Knowing that the crazy old dog who killed the children was caught, the people ran around telling each other. The news spread from one word to another and reached the emperor's ears within half a day. What is even more unexpected is that even the collusion between the old dog and the magistrate of a county has reached the ears of the emperor.
The emperor was very angry when he heard this. An urgent imperial edict of 800 Li came to the magistrate and asked him to leave the old dog alive. Then, the emperor sent an imperial envoy to investigate the case of the old dog killing children.
Later, an imperial envoy found out the case, and the emperor issued an imperial edict according to the result of the case. Imperial edict says:
"First, the magistrate of a county and other officials colluded with the old dog. These officials were exiled to the frontier after being dismissed from their posts.
Second, an old dog can't be beheaded, but must be executed that year!
The third is to copy the old dog house and distribute the stolen goods to the victims and their families. "
When the people heard the imperial edict, they cheered and cheered, and all praised: "The emperor is wise!"
The story is over. I didn't make up this story. Accurately speaking, this is not a story, but a case. This case comes from the complete works of ancient books, criminal cases and miscellaneous notes exposed on the eaves of the Qing Dynasty. Among them, The Complete Collection of Criminal Cases is authoritative. The emperor here is the famous Jiaqing emperor, who overthrew the corrupt official Xiao Shenyang.
Do you think this case is true or fiction? I think it's somewhere in between!
Most of the contents of the case are true, and only a small part is fiction. For example, suction yin can live a long life. Consider it a joke. This is absolutely wrong. This is superstitious and unscientific. No one will believe it!
This case explains four words well: "Good and evil are rewarded". Old dogs are not only wonderful, but also vicious. Fortunately, what goes around comes around. Finally, the old dog was chopped into pieces and ended up in a tragic end. This is a great pleasure!
If you want to live a long life, don't be evil. If you live in fear, how can you live long? In fact, the standard of longevity is very simple. If you are innocent of others, your country and yourself, you can live a stable life and die a good death.
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