Boring joke

1, what is the concept of mouth shut? Maybe you said you were leaving, but in fact, my tears are almost falling, but I still said get out!

2, there is a heart to lose weight, but it is the life of eating goods.

3. Sometimes you should be thin in life, but you should always be fat in life.

4, beauty and ugliness have lives, and there are fat and thin in the sky. The thin man is full after eating two bites, and when he is full, he says "I can come again".

I know a person twice at most. When I first met him, I wanted to believe that you were a good man with good intentions. The second time, I accepted your disappointment and walked slowly. There is no third time.

6. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible.

7. Eat less when you are fat, and go to bed early when you are sleepy; Earn more if you are poor, and stay away from points; God is embarrassed if you don't save yourself.

8. Why are you nearsighted? "I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world."

9. If I say something that hurts you, you must say it, so that I can concentrate my fire attack in the future.

10, when you are thin, beautiful, have something in your head and your wallet is full of money you earned, not to mention the people around you, the whole world will treat you well.