Chat topic 100 humorous sentences

Humorous and funny chat topics

1. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that his family couldn't surf the Internet.

The lost girl finally found her place.

There are plenty of people's backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Xiaoming was deeply impressed by the teacher's teaching, so the next day, he had a pair of false teeth.

I wanted to eat my sadness one by one, but I got fat one by one.

6. Dare to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

7. Hey, Demo! Call yourself fat and out of breath.

8. The sky is actually colorless. It didn't deceive you, you just deceived yourself with your own eyes.

9. You are so shameless and heartless, and your weight should be very light.

10. There must be a very important moment every day, which is used to be in a daze.

1 1. Facing hooligans, I am a scholar. In front of literati, I am a rogue.

12. How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

13. The chemistry teacher asked, what about the gas leak? Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down.

14. It was agreed not to make me cry, but you smoked me with fucking onions.

15. Who hasn't died since ancient times, it's your turn next.

16. Be strong. Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

17. Sleep, as expected, and sleep soundly on the school desk.

18. A class has a harem, and there are always several people vying for favor.

19. I think my math scores are worthy of the math teacher's face value!

20. Brother, don't let me use my power in Beijing. I don't want to start a bloody relationship.

Humorous chat golden sentences

1. I think you look confident, but in fact you will be very upset, right?

2. If you want to be loved, you must have a strong sense of identity.

3. There will be unreliable ideas from time to time.

I like unpredictability and freedom. If I am bound, I will be dissatisfied.

5. Be strict with yourself.

6. Because I like it, it is inevitable to be wronged to please her (him) blindly.

7. I broke up because I made a hasty decision before. If I had been patient, I might have had a different ending.

8. Worried about trouble, you always procrastinate, as if you have procrastination.

9. You regret your decision and are afraid to choose right or wrong when you hesitate.

10. I want to ask my friends what they think when I am flustered. In fact, you already have the answer in your heart, just want to be recognized.

1 1. Sometimes, you feel that nothing is recognized, but you are still like that, expecting others to recognize you through your own efforts.

12. You are always thinking about someone, thinking about it, but in fact, you are still looking forward to being cared for.

13. You know what you want, but you have no chance, so you have to stop and move.

14. You agree with other people's ideas without thinking, but you still have your own opinions, but sometimes you are stubborn.

15. When you are unhappy, you should refuse to be sad and adjust your mood.

16. You are cheated by a trusted friend, so you always keep your distance from others. After all this, you know: you can't just trust others, sometimes you have to doubt them.

17. According to your work, I found that you were dissatisfied with your salary, and you felt that you didn't get the reward you deserved.

18. You have been worrying about things at home recently, which has brought you some pressure. However, you have done everything you can, and the rest is not what you can do. It's best to let time solve it.

19. You are very sensitive and intuitive. You often know who he is only by seeing one side.

20. Being too sensitive is not a good thing. You can easily understand each other's thoughts, but it is difficult to communicate with them.

Funny chat sentences that make people laugh.

1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!

2. Below the issue price, just like you, at this age, you have already fallen below the issue price.

3. Shakespeare said: Man can control his own destiny. If we are controlled by others, it is not our destiny, but ourselves.

An old lady bought a bag of sanitary balls, and the next day, she came to the store again. "Please give me another bag of sanitary balls," she said to the shop assistant. The clerk looked at her in surprise. "There must be many cockroaches in your house, right?" "Yes," the old lady replied, "I beat cockroaches all day with the sanitary ball I bought yesterday. Unfortunately, I have only hit one so far. "

Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. I'm just not serious

Come on, do you want to die or not?

7. I finally found myself in a habit, if depravity is a habit.

8. Now some students like to invite people to dinner when they have nothing to do, but some people want to stop them from giving money. Is this the time for us to eat soft rice? For such students, I have only one sentence: please contact me!

9. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

10. The celebrity said:+= Everyone was shocked and said it was philosophy! Ordinary people say:+= Everyone calls you names!

1 1. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

12. He Miao rejected her father and mother and farmed at home to get more grain.

13. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

14. I want to be thin and beautiful, but now I am fat.

15. The second-rate male colleague said to the beautiful colleague: Beauty, will you be my girlfriend? Beautiful colleague: I don't like men. The second-rate male colleague was stunned for a while, and a very charming sentence came: handsome guy, do you have an appointment?

16. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

17. I am single. The mobile phone is broken, and the mood is the same as brokenhearted!

18. Raise your head just to keep your nose from staying, and lower your head just to wipe your nose from being seen.

19. If you want to wander the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

20. Taking pictures is to seize the opportunity, and deliberately it will never be good.