Share the sentences of the local love story.

1. The firecrackers are ringing on New Year's Eve, and I don't think as much as I do.

2. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? "I love you from your mouth"

3. Being near Zhu Zhechi is sweet. I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

5. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.

6. "Did I ever tell you that you look like one of my relatives?" Why? "My mother's daughter-in-law"

7. Your life is my pig, and death is my streaky belly.

8. "Do you know who is indispensable in my world?" I don't know "of course I can't live without you"

9. I was born stubborn, and I have a clear love and hate. From the first moment I saw you, my eyes were full of you, so I like you, not on a whim, nor because I have different opinions.

1. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1 ... 2 ... 3 ... I like you

11. I like to be content with the status quo, and I also like the future. When I have you, I am content with the status quo. Without you, tomorrow can be expected.

12. Can you smile? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

13. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "no no" "then why?" "Because, I ... like you

14." Do you like cats or dogs? " "Like dogs" and "Wang ~"

15. "Sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, ever."

16. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "why" and "suitable for marriage."

17. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know "I am boiling water because I want to soak you"

18. Do you know what my weakness is? What is it? Shortcomings of you.

19. The fortune teller said that I am Wangfu. Do you want to verify it?

2. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "On the matter of liking you", you are the most lovely, and I have no time to think about it, but after thinking about it, I will still say so.

22. I have two loveliness, one is that I love you, and the other is that I love you.

23. Guess what my constellation is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

24. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart."

25. I don't like you very much for nothing.

26. I said I didn't love you, which was a lie; I said I don't care, that's a lie; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which was also a lie.

27. "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you have been running in my heart all day."

28. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."

29. I don't look at the stars, and I don't look at you, so you and the stars are in the dark.

3. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and qualified to get it.

31. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

32. No matter whether others chase you or you chase others in the future, I won't stand in the way, I will only stretch my foot to trip you up and let you fall into my arms.

33. How to relieve worries? Only hug you.

34. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

35. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't withdraw it.

36. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.

37. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, I am brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

38. "Do you know what god I like best?" "your eyes"

39. "hey, give me your hand" why? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

4. Dear, we should be together forever, only with you. What time is it? 41. What time is it? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

42. Don't do whatever you want just because I love you.

43. "Go out and turn right and go downstairs, and go straight for 1 meters". Then what? "Civil Affairs Bureau be there or be square"

44. There are mushroom houses, flying squirrels and fire-breathing whales in your dream, but only you are in my dream.

45. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."

46. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know what day I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

47. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is true.

48. "You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming." "What shortcomings?" "shortcomings"

49. "shall we go for a drink?" "what wine to drink" and "our wedding wine"

5. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like looking for trouble."

51. "The sun appears for an average of 12 hours a day. Do you know why it is so long?" I don't know "because I want us to be in love for a long time"

52. I am nine and you are three. I am still you besides you.

53. You look malnourished. I suggest you eat me.

54. Kiss the wind around you more. Maybe it will blow in my face one day.

55. "Do you want to make your parents happy?" Yes, "Take me home if you want"

56. Girl, I'm as sure as a gun, except for a kiss.

57. Do you know the biggest difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in caves and you live in my heart

58. I like you so much, from the south to the north, from the old to the wild.

59. Where are you now? At home, you are in my mind now.

6. I got a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife. Humorous and funny earthy love stories used to tease male gods

Humorous and funny earthy love stories used to tease male gods (Part 1)

1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving devotion."

2. Can you play the guitar? Why did you strike a chord with me?

3. My worldly desires is you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you, you and you.

4. I don't care about the distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be even.

5. I would like to be your little tail. I will go wherever you go, enjoy the sunset with you, and walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. I will follow you and travel all over the world with you all my life.

6. Feel the fabric of my clothes, and see if it is your girlfriend's material.

7. "Being cute is not a long-term solution, but being cute is a long-term solution."

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

9. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know, "Of course, you are the only one."

1. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No." "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

11. I am a very vulgar person. I see mountains as mountains and seas as seas. Only when I see you, the sea of clouds begins to surge and the river tides begin to surge.

12. I remember all the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I was disappointed occasionally, my determination to stay with you never wavered.

13. I am more afraid of your sad frown than it is dark and ghosts.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you"

16. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

17. I seem to have ADHD, and my heart is pounding at the sight of you.

18. I hope that our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breathing in our ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on the cheek. I hope that everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato and you" in your ear.

2. "Do you have a lighter?" "No." "Then how did you light my heart?" Humorous and funny earthy love stories used to tease male gods (Part II)

21. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like 7% of me.

22. Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and qualified to get it.

23. "How can I relieve my worries? Only violence …"? Huh? " "... hug you"

24. Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I hope I am a person who makes your heart beat, not someone who feels good after weighing the trade-offs.

27. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

28. "This selfie is really ugly." Hmm ... "It's not as good as one tenth of yourself."

29. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because I haven't seen you for too long."

3. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life, otherwise how could I bubble happily at the sight of you

31. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

32. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

33. Guess what seat I have? Aquarius is not right, I made it for you.

34. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "yours forever"

35. "tell me when a girl is tired" tell you why? "Come and be my wife when you are tired"

36. "You are the heart, you are the liver and you are three quarters of me"

37. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar is suitable for you? ""Slight sugar? " "No, it's my chest"

38. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and after crossing the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter, you will eventually arrive. -Rao Xueman

39. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "no no" "then why?" "Because, I ... like you

4. Children:" Teacher, you killed me, and you made me suffer. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much." Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to earthy love stories

Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to earthy love stories 1

1. Guess which side my heart is on the left, wrong, it's on your side.

2. I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets, play all kinds of Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

4. "I can't wait" and "I can't wait for what?" "I hate you, but I can't leave you"

5. I will accompany you to many long streets and alleys, and I will walk with you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter, and I will take you around without moving, and I will give you warmth and stability.

6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "because I am afraid of my wife"

7. "I really like you" like me to what extent? "even if the whole world cup is surrounded by hell, I will become your paradise"

8. I have a super power and like you very much. (for teasing boyfriends)

9. Do you smell anything? No, the air is sweet when you come out.

1. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

11. There are ways to be sweet, such as eating sugar, cake and thinking of you every day.

12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I'll just adapt to you.

13. Feel the fabric of my dress, and see if it is your girlfriend's material.

14. You're from China, and I'm from China. If you round it off, you're mine.

15. It's a little hard to say, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

17. "My chest feels so stuffy." What's the matter? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart"

18. "Where are you from" "Hangzhou" "No, you are my sweetheart."

19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart

2. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You may say it casually, but I am seriously sad. I want to beat you up, hug you, and ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I'm so sad that I'm about to sprout.

22. I want to borrow a future from you and return it with all my warmth and love.

23. I like the sun, the moon, the stars, the sea and you

24. Do you know the English words for walls, eyes and knees? Wall, eye, knee me too. I love you.

25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving devotion."

26. I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.

27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I can't resist being like you.

28. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we are not as good as together.

29. "I have a super power. Guess what it is." "What?" "I like you very much."

3. If you don't come again, it will snow.

31. "It's annoying not to thunder". "There's no reason to get into your arms"

32. "I will change". What's the matter? "I liked you from the beginning, but later I liked you and loved you more."

33. "What do you want to order for lunch at noon?" I don't know "I know, you should call it a boyfriend" <