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Funny sentences of eyes
1, those eyes-small and sharp, piercing like a steel drill, no matter who meets his eyes, he will feel that the person in front of him has a fearless brute force.
I always thought that the advantage of small eyes is that there will be no dark circles after staying up late. I found dark circles today.
3. My eyes have become smaller since I lost my bangs, Chen Gai.
Recently, there have been too many negative energies, and I have been obsessed with the past and neglected the people who really like me. There is nothing wrong with my small eyes and single eyelids. I am still the kind, simple and still soft-hearted child.
People always ask, "Can you see when you laugh?"
I was looking at the screen intently when my roommate came over and covered me with a blanket.
7. No matter how serious it is, others say that you are a dormitory!
8, a pair of small gray eyes, like two awls, shining under short and neat eyebrows, nothing can escape this pair of eyes.
9. When taking a selfie, let me stand in front with the biggest face. They also said that if you are in the back, others can't see your eyes.
10, the smallest contact lens has never been worn.
1 1, two small eyes are as yellow as the eyes of a weasel, with almost no eyelashes, and they are afraid of seeing the sun.
12, open my little eyes and don't fall asleep.
13, the small eyes with a single eyelid collapsed, the nose was round, and the funny mouth was a dream.
14. My friends say that I take photos very seriously. I can only say that I don't try to keep my eyes open.
15, I want to say that I haven't changed at all. Small mouth, small nose, small eyes, dimples on the face, small eyebrows, never stood in the second row. Look how hot and funny the previous photos are.
16, in fact, your eyelashes are not short, but I didn't notice them at ordinary times, because I only pay attention to your small eyes.
17, her eyes are not very big, but they are very flexible and gentle, which makes many women's big eyes like politicians' big talk, big and inappropriate.
18, his small eyes, as sharp as a drill, shifted uneasily from one person to another.
19, as soon as I walked to the pedestrian street, a lot of advertising leaflets with double eyelids were stretched out in front. ...
20. Look at the world with small eyes, and the whole city will collect natural children's voices and tell you the world in your children's eyes …
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