Crossword jokes coax boyfriends.

1. Once, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent someone to send a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the ministers of the Qing Dynasty solved the mystery. The emperor couldn't take it easy, so he had to post a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that there was a plan to withdraw troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple.

He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor: "God, my country is also; Heart, Central Plains also: rice, holy also. Taking rice from the heart is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What should I do?" He Tang said, "Nothing, I have my own way out." He said, holding a pen in his hand and adding a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the sender.

Marshal Xiongnu, who led the troops, thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight. When he opened it, he was shocked and retreated urgently.

It turned out that He Tang became "not necessarily dare to come" after adding one word each to "heavenly heart takes rice".

Someone sent a box of shortbread to Cao Cao. Cao Cao wrote the word "crisp" on the box. Yang Xiu immediately shared these shortcakes with everyone after reading them. Cao Cao pretended to blame him. Yang Xiu said: You clearly wrote a shortcake on the box. How dare we disobey the instructions of the Prime Minister? Although Cao Cao smiled on the surface, his heart became more and more disgusted with him. Yang Xiu shared tribute cakes with others, which was completely misinterpreted by Cao Cao.

1, two people working together (witch)

2. There are no two points (openness)

3. Go up and down the mountain to the end of the factory (shore)

4, a word for two months, can't guess is a friend (use)

There is no wind on all sides, and one person is in it. If you guess the word prisoner, you actually miss it (because)

6, sitting in the water, afraid of water rushing; Put it in water, leaving no trace (salt)

7. What word, two mouths? (Hui or Lu) What word, three mouths? (product)

What word, four mouths? (Tian) What word, five mouths? ㈠

Daffodils don't bloom-play dumb

A dog with three mouths-boring.

A blind man enters a cigarette shop-Hyundai (touching the light)

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

Whips in the fields.-Bullshit. (urging cattle).

The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

The cargo ship is at sea.-amateurs. (Foreign Airlines).

Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

A county magistrate with a strong accent went to the village to give a report: "rabbit, shrimp, pig tail!" No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! 」

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Sausages and pickles, please!"! 」

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" 」

Comrades, that's enough for today. We are all big bowls! )

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. ...

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story.