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A short line of Degang Guo's returning to the field: Yu Qian's father robbed the tomb.

Duanzi 1, Yu Qian's father robbed the tomb.

Guo: Why? Why is this happening? According to the statement, it will not. Actually, his family is quite rich. Take (really) his father as an example ...

Y: Don't film yourself!

Guo: There are flies. ...

Y: There are no flies this month.

Guo: Their father should be very rich. There is no shortage of food and drink in their family, which is not the case by rights. To tell the truth, his father stands out in that job.

Y: oh.

Guo: His practice is not suitable for the elderly.

Y: really?

Guo: His father, a grave robber.

Y: Not as good as mine.

Guo: Grave robbers. Archaeology, knowing where there is a grave, if the country doesn't dig it, his father will sell it as a cultural relic. Carrying the Luoyang shovel, I was still singing when I came home: I have nothing to do today ~ ~ ~, I have to support the ground ~ ~ ~

Y: stop singing.

Guo: I went again.

Y: really?

Guo: In a village in Hebei Province, a grave was dug and there was a skeleton in it. There is a tiger skin skirt at the waist of the skeleton and an iron bar on the ground, which reads: Ruyi gold hoop, weighing 36 thousand Jin.

Y: The above statement is correct.

Guo: His father wondered, Wukong's grave?

Y: quite familiar!

Guo: Why? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Big, beep ~ ~, big, beep ~ ~, the longer, the bigger.

Y: oh.

Guo: I can't take this. Small, small, small, small, du ~ ~, so big, put it in my ear.

Y: My father is a monkey?

Guo: You can see The Journey to the West.

Y: oh.

Guo: Just put it aside. The village chief came with four people and a red hoop. What do you do? This is Wukong's grave!

Y: oh.

Guo: I don't know. I don't know. Village head: Where is the best golden hoop? Your father: I don't know!

Y: no

Guo: Ah, your mouth is quite tight. That's great. Your mouth is peeing. Take it out. Take it out. Your dad: I didn't see it!

Y: I can't.

Guo: You paid 100 yuan.

Y: huh? One hundred dollars?

Guo: I didn't. I don't know. I don't know if you killed me! Village head: You want to die, you want to die!

Y: what's the matter

Guo: There is a way for you to go. Big! Dead.