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Grandpa Dog writes a composition.
An old man with white hair and blindness crossed the road with crutches and went to a friend's house to talk to him. However, every time he lifts his foot, he only hears the car horn "beep".
The blind grandfather has to take his feet back every time. Seeing this scene, Xiaohong ran to her grandfather and said, "Grandpa, there is no zebra crossing here. Let's cross the street somewhere else. "
Grandpa smiled and said, "Thank you, little friend!" " "So Xiaohong helped grandpa to the place where there was a zebra crossing in front. When the green light is on, Xiaohong helps grandpa cross the road. Grandpa said gratefully, "thank you, little friend."
If it weren't for you, I really don't know how long it would take me to stand by. "Xiaohong said," you're welcome. This is what I should do.
Bye, grandpa. Be careful on the road. "。
2. Naughty wind doll (second grade composition) composition [Naughty wind doll (second grade composition) composition]
Naughty wind doll (second grade composition) Wind doll ran out of the door happily. It came to the stream and took a sip, so it jumped in without care and messed up the sister's hair. Sister Xiaoxi was so angry that she scared the wind dolls away. Naughty wind doll (second grade composition). The wind doll came to a primary school again. It saw the students writing carefully and began to make trouble again. It turned over the students' books. The students knew that it was the wind doll that turned their books upside down and tried to crush the wind doll. The wind doll once again blew grandpa's hat across the street onto the sidewalk. Grandpa hurried to get it and was killed by a car ... All this was seen by Lou Shu, who came up with a clever plan. He surrounded all the buildings and held a "windward meeting" The wind doll came here, saw the windward building and ran in. Uncle Lou saw the opportunity and told him. They brought the wind doll to mother feng's house with great fanfare and told her about it. Composition of naughty wind dolls in the fourth grade of primary school (composition in the second grade). From then on, the wind doll turned over a new leaf and began to help people do good things. It's not the naughty wind doll anymore. Naughty wind doll (second grade composition) 350-word composition for primary school students (/)
3. Writing a fairy tale composition My family has a lovely little white dog. It's thin and cute. Because it has snow-white fur, I named it Bai Bai.
My little dog is white, so it is named because of its snow-white fur. It wears its "precious" white cotton-padded jacket all year round. Its ears are short. Its mouth is very big. In summer, it always likes to stick out its bright red tongue. Bright black eyes are very powerful, and sharp teeth are worthy of being a master of meat eating. A flexible nose is a tool for it to find good food.
One day, my mother bought me three chicken legs. I ate them happily and read a book. Smelling the fragrance for nothing, rubbing it on my leg, staring straight at my chicken leg, as if to say, "Master, save some for me." I saw its poor appearance. I put the bone on the ground and it quickly bit it. Like a treasure, it ran to its own nest and chewed with relish. After eating, it ran over and wagged its tail at me, as if to say, "Master, the bones are delicious. Another piece! "
Play with me for nothing every day. I am happy that it smiles at me. I am sad that it rubs my leg to comfort me. It's my best partner.
4. Write a 400-word composition for a puppy (1). My uncle gave me a puppy, so I have another little friend.
The puppy's face is yellow on both sides, its nose is white, its ears are brown, its white body is covered with brown flowers, its claws are white and its tail is white. What a beautiful puppy! When the dog drinks water, it will lick the water on the plate with its pink tongue until it is naked.
When it goes to the toilet, take off the door first. If no one opens the door for it, it will go to the toilet at the door. This puppy is really interesting.
It sleeps with its limbs spread out and then sleeps on its side. It sometimes shows me biting its tail.
Whenever a guest comes, it gets excited and sometimes urinates! Once, I gave my dog a peanut. He saw it, smelled it first, then stepped back, smelled it again, then stepped back, then rolled around, played for a while, and finally ate it. The puppy is really angry.
In the morning, I put the dog's rice bowl in front of the mirror, and he went to eat in front of the mirror. He also saw a dog in the mirror, thinking it was a thief stealing food, and he barked at the mirror, making my stomach ache. I wanted to improve the food of my dog, so I went out and bought him some ham sausages. He was so happy that he ate the ham sausage with relish and finished it soon.
Although the puppy is naughty, I still love my puppy. It's my good partner. (2) At noon, on my way home from the park with my uncle and aunt, I saw a puppy following two big sisters. I tease the puppy and the puppy follows me.
I just know that this puppy is not the dog of two big sisters. I looked at the puppy carefully.
The dog's body, legs and tail are all black; The long hair of the whole body is tightly attached to the body; It's like coming out of a puddle The puppy's ears are upright, its nose is small and it is shaking all over. My watery eyes looked at me and chirped as if to say, "Help me!" " " .
My uncle and aunt said, "Who lost this?" I think this puppy is so poor, so I said, "This puppy is so poor, I want to take this puppy home!" " "My uncle said," Your parents won't let you take the puppy, which will affect your study. " I quickly said, "I will give it to my grandfather when I leave, and it will not affect my study." "
When I arrived at my aunt's house, I said to her, "This puppy is so poor. I brought it back and gave it a hot bath. Aunt agreed, and the puppy was very good in the shower.
The unkempt hot water soaked the puppy. The puppy shook his little head, his ears shook like a wave drum, and his big eyes kept blinking, which was very comfortable.
I picked up its little feet, and it also cooperated with me. I held its little feet, and it didn't resist, so it was given to me. My black hair turned white after taking a shower.
I blow the puppy's hair with a hair dryer. After blowing, wet hair becomes warm and dry and feels like cotton. The puppy has changed, all white, like a lamb; My ears are drooping, and my hair on my forehead is long and white, like wearing a furry white hat.
After taking a bath, the puppy has been following me. If you don't see me, you're chirping like you're calling me.
I will go to school in Xinjiang the next day, so I will entrust the puppy to my grandparents and let them take good care of it. The dog was still chasing the car when we said goodbye.
After I left, I often called my grandparents and asked how the puppy was. I once had a little dog. Its name was Tong Tong.
Tong Tong is so beautiful that everyone likes it. Tong Tong has fur like a white coat, white, snow-white paws, like four plum blossoms; That upturned tail keeps swinging like a pendulum; Those big eyes like water crystals are always full of curiosity.
Tong Tong is very interesting when eating. When I throw the bone into the air, it will immediately jump up and bite, then pick up the bone and go back to its' home' to taste it. If someone takes the bone from its' hand', it will give him a hard look, as if to warn him: If you rob me of the bone again, I will be rude to you. Tong Tong likes sleeping best. If he has nothing to do, he will go back to his home and snore and sleep.
Tong Tong is very human, but sometimes he is naughty. Once when I came home from school, I saw my neighbor's chicken panting with fatigue. It turned out that Tong Tong made fun of this chicken! I walked up to it angrily and gave it a good kick. Instead of running away, Tong Tong approached me, lowered his head and stared at me with big crystal eyes, as if to say, "Little master, give me a break!" I won't dare next time. "
I saw it, angry and funny, and I forgive it. Tong Tong saw that I had forgiven him, and even "woof-woof" several times, as if to say, "Thank you, little master."
Since then, it has stopped chasing chickens and other weak animals. Since then, I like bunch ofred grapes better.
A dog is a clever and agile animal. I have a puppy at home. Like other dogs, but different from other dogs with the word "fat".
My puppy has a pair of round eyes, plus its black and white hair. My puppy looks like wearing glasses, and its furry tail makes it more lovely. When it eats, it will make a "goo goo" sound in its stomach, and then it can take a big bite. I wonder why it growls when I give it food. Maybe it runs around all day, but it just runs around all day. Why not lose weight? What's more, it is particularly pleasing when sleeping.
It always likes to roll from side to side when sleeping. Sometimes when it is going to sleep, it has to jump left and right, and it has not stopped jumping for no reason! When it takes a bath, it will warm up. It rocked left and right, twisted left and right, and then jumped into the bathtub. Sometimes it will play naughty with me, play with water in the bathtub and get my clothes wet.
When he takes a bath in the bathtub, he will put his front foot outside the back basin, then put his back foot in the basin, then he will scream again, and then he will slowly close his eyes. I don't think he is a dog, but he may be a slacker. I like this lazy dog very much, because it gives me a lot of happiness, and it is really my good partner (5.
5. "Grandpa who loves to walk the dog" composition Although my grandfather is a rural "old man" who is over 60 years old, he is physically strong.
Look at him, his waist is not bent and his back is not hunched. Although his hair is a little gray, his white teeth exposed when he smiles can definitely be used as an advertisement for Crest toothpaste. Unfortunately, the advertising director didn't choose him.
As the saying goes, "children" are as cute as "old children", which is true. Although my grandfather is over sixty years old, he sometimes loses his temper, just like our children.
No-it's Saturday. After breakfast, my brother and I played chess on the balcony in front of our house. Just as we were killing each other, Grandpa came out of the room leisurely with a cigarette in his mouth.
"Ha ha, you two little things have a good time!" While speaking, he leaned in with a grin. "Yaner, my lovely granddaughter, will you let grandpa play a game?" At this time, I was worried about playing chess, so I said grumpily, "Go, go, grandpa, stay away …" To tell the truth, as a granddaughter, it's rude to say so! But grandpa was not annoyed.
"Grandson, come on, die, cross the river …" Ma "* * * …" General … "Grandpa showed his brother the way again. "Grandpa, watching chess is the real gentleman!" "I am your grandfather, not a monarch ..." I was already at a disadvantage, and my grandfather's advice to my brother had to be unbeaten.
I spoiled and said, "Grandpa, you are really bad. You like your brother better. " Grandpa took over and said, "I like both my grandchildren." They are my treasures! " ""old man, did you hit the oil? It's almost time to make lunch! " Grandma shouted in the kitchen.
"Oil, what oil? When did you let me pump oil? Oh, look at my memory. I just forgot to oil it when I was watching chess, haha! ..... "Grandpa touched my brother's head and me intimately, and then started the motorcycle and drove off-"Ha ha ha, grandpa, do you ever get scared? " My brother and I smiled happily, so sweet! Looking at grandpa's distant back, I called from the bottom of my heart: grandpa, how kind of you! Comments: This is a very successful composition. The little author vividly depicts the cheerful, lively and kind characteristics of "Little old boys" by telling the story of his grandfather watching two brothers and sisters play chess.
The greatest feature of the article is to pay attention to the description of the characters' language. The characters' language is simple, cordial and vivid, full of the smell of rural soil, which shows us what a loving old man is.
Please help me write a composition about my dog. My little dog is very cute, with a pair of big amber eyes embedded in its round head. It has a pink tongue, which always sticks out in summer. Its limbs are strong and its claws are white. That's cute.
When a puppy eats, it always smells it with its nose first, and then licks it slowly with its tongue. Whenever I put cakes and oil cakes in my hand, the dog not only eats quickly, but also eats with relish.
One day, a little black dog was gnawing at a bone, and the puppy immediately rushed to grab it. When the little black dog flashed, the puppy closed its eyes. Then, the puppy suddenly stood up, his front paws stretched forward, his body leaned back, his tail straightened and he jumped on the little black dog. The little black dog screamed and fought with the puppy. They shouted and jumped. The puppy seized the opportunity and bit the little black dog's leg hard. With a scream, the little black dog limped away with its tail between its legs. The puppy licked his body on the ground and ate the "trophy" with relish.
How can I not like such a cute and brave puppy?
puppy
Grandma has a bitch who gave birth to two lovely puppies. A puppy has golden hair, and I like it very much. So, at the full moon, I took the puppy home, and the puppy grew up under my careful care. The dog stood in front of the door to see me off from school every day, but once I did something very sorry for the dog.
One Sunday, my father and mother went to work. I found the boiling water on the electric stove, so I took it down and poured it into the thermos. Suddenly, the thermos bottle crashed to the ground and broke into pieces. I thought if dad came back, he would criticize me. At this time, the voice of the puppy came from the yard. I suddenly said that it was broken by the puppy ... My dad came back with a heavy face and shouted who broke the thermos. I came out and whispered, "Dad's kettle was broken by the little yellow dog, not me." Dad hit the little yellow dog with a stick while walking. Little yellow dog added a broken leg in the yard and looked up at me as if to say, "How have you wronged me?" I can't even swallow my meal when I eat. Finally, I said to my father, "Dad, I broke the kettle, not the little yellow dog." Dad said, "As long as you are willing to admit your mistake, you are a good boy."
Little yellow dog may not remember, but he told me it seems to have happened yesterday!
7. "Grandpa who loves to walk the dog" composition Although my grandfather is a rural "old man" who is over 60 years old, he is physically strong. Look at him, his waist is not bent and his back is not hunched. Although his hair is a little gray, his white teeth exposed when he smiles can definitely be used as an advertisement for Crest toothpaste. Unfortunately, the advertising director didn't choose him.
As the saying goes, "children" are as cute as "old children", which is true. Although my grandfather is over sixty years old, he sometimes loses his temper, just like our children. This is not-
It was Saturday. After breakfast, my brother and I played chess on the balcony in front of our house. Just as we were killing each other, Grandpa walked out of the house leisurely with a cigarette in his mouth. "Ha ha, you two little things have a good time!" While speaking, he leaned in with a grin. "Yaner, my lovely granddaughter, will you let grandpa play a game?" At this time, I was worried about playing chess, so I said grumpily, "Let's go, Grandpa, stay away ..."
To tell the truth, as a granddaughter, it's rude to say so! But grandpa was not annoyed.
"Grandson, come on, die, cross the river …" Ma "* * * …" General … "Grandpa showed his brother the way again.
"Grandpa, watching chess is the real gentleman!"
"I am your grandfather, not a monarch ..."
I was already at a disadvantage, plus my grandfather's advice to my brother, so I had to be unbeaten against my brother. I spoiled and said, "Grandpa, you are really bad. You like your brother better. " Grandpa took over and said, "I like both my grandchildren." They are my treasures! " "
"Old man, did you hit the oil? It's almost time to make lunch! " Grandma shouted in the kitchen.
"Oil, what oil? When did you let me pump oil? Oh, look at my memory. I just forgot to oil it when I was watching chess, haha! ……"
Grandpa touched my brother's head and mine intimately, then started the motorcycle and drove off-
"Ha, ha, ha, grandpa, do you have' fear'?" My brother and I smiled happily, so sweet!
Looking at grandpa's distant back, I called from the bottom of my heart: grandpa, how kind of you!
Comments: This is a very successful composition. The little author vividly depicts the cheerful, lively and kind characteristics of "Little old boys" by telling the story of his grandfather watching two brothers and sisters play chess. The biggest feature of the article is to pay attention to the description of the characters' language. The characters' language is simple, cordial and vivid, full of the smell of rural soil. What a loving old man is displayed in front of our readers!
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