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Is there a Chinese version of the tube17 website?
1. How to persist in not breaking the precepts. It's more than 2 days to check in every day. It should be just an ordinary level in the bar. But for those who insist on breaking the precepts for a few days or ten days a month, my experience is to come here to sign in as soon as I get up and turn on my mobile phone every day, and tell myself from the morning that I have signed in today, and I must never break the precepts, so I will gradually accumulate. Another one I often see is that there are many children who want to try to see if their abstinence is effective, or if they want to try to see if they can break the precepts just by watching the yellow ones. Here I want to say that the effect of abstinence is various, and you can't see the effect with your own hands. You have a conditioned reflex, so it's definitely impossible to try it with your own hands! I used to shoot my own sy very quickly, but after half a year, I had sex once, and the time was ok! So don't measure it with your hands! Don't go to see the yellow again just to try, your will is not so strong! ! Be sure to exercise restraint!
2, the change of eyes. I posted several times about the change of eyes, and there is no doubt that sy will make people ugly! ! When I was a child, I always said I had a good temperament! Later, after sy became more and more ugly! The bridge of the nose collapses, the eyes are obscene, and there is no temperament! But now half a year has passed, and it is much better than the photos at that time. Now my eyes are radiant, and the contrast is very obvious!
3, the problem of temper. I'm almost sure this is caused by sy now! I used to be very grumpy for a few days every once in a while when I was sy! I'm not afraid of your jokes, just like a girl's period is almost punctual. However, this problem has disappeared since I quit. Now I have a good temper. I smile every day and can say hello to people I don't know, so I make many new friends by playing basketball every day!
4, length, I believe that many friends who have become puffy because of sy are troubled by length, and I have solved this problem! Just do sit-ups Without professional equipment, just do the simplest sit-ups in your own bed. I have a big belly, so I have to be strict with myself, 4 pieces in a group, 2 pieces every night. You can take your time, 4 pieces on the first day, 8 pieces in a few days, and slowly reach 2 pieces every day, which will not only lose weight, but also be good for the increase of length!
5. The question of luck, eldest brother always says that sy has something to do with luck. In fact, if you think about it, you can understand that if you are a leader, one of your subordinates is capable, with a good temperament and a smile, and the other one has a heavy brain, obscene eyes and a bad temper, who will you let do the promotion on a business trip? If you are a girl, two boys, one is tall, loves sports, plays basketball and is cheerful, and the other is puffy with acne all over his face. Who do you choose as a boyfriend? In fact, all the blessings come from oneself. After quitting, I have improved myself. Be kind to others and be cheerful. Good luck will come naturally.
6, the problem of acne, many bar friends are concerned about this, I told you that my face was covered with acne when I was sy! But I quit only one winter vacation for two months, and when I went back to school, my classmates said it was different, and they asked me what I used. Sy can cause endocrine disorders, which is the main cause of acne! Getting rid of sy acne naturally disappeared, and now my face will grow occasionally (very occasionally), and other places have been eliminated. In addition, I recommend a traditional Chinese medicine ointment, Taobao Sou Snake Fat Skin Cream, which is a traditional Chinese medicine for only five yuan a tube. I bought two tubes and tried them, which is good for eliminating some acne marks, but you must quit first! Abstinence is the cure, or you can't get rid of acne with this!
To sum up, I have changed a lot physically and mentally because I quit sy! Also got a lot of opportunities and good luck! Therefore, I especially hope that the students who are still entangled in sy can get rid of it, that is, simply get up early every day to sign in and tell themselves that they have signed in and can't let big brother down. In fact, eldest brother reads this post every day. I just insist that I don't want to disappoint him every day. Everything he does here is obligatory. This spirit is the kindness of a doctor. How can we disappoint eldest brother because of our temporary fatuity? Besides, my eldest brother didn't give me a prescription, and I didn't take any medicine. On the one hand, I felt young and confident, on the other hand, I really didn't know what to eat! Don't go to the hospital in a hurry, but be sure to ask what the reason is! Recovery is long, but it will be quick when you look back! Now that I have basically recovered, I expect more people to recover!
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