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Those classic signatures about birthdays
1: You are the first person to wish me a happy birthday. It is you who make me firmly believe that sisterhood is as deep as the ocean
2: When is my birthday? Gifts, someone to celebrate my birthday with me, someone to remember my birthday, then I will not be lonely.
3: I want to face you and take that step. It’s my 19th birthday, would you like to be my best birthday present?
4: Loneliness is like eating food from every house on the street alone on your birthday, but no one shares it.
5: Don’t make any wishes on future birthdays, hide the candles secretly, and make a big wish about you when you save enough.
6: In fact, the best birthday gift is to see you.
7: Wish me a happy birthday, after all, I have been here alone for 20 years.
8: Finally, my dear, you are still alone, say happy birthday to yourself.
9: Today is my birthday. The sad thing is that no one remembers it, I cried, I felt so useless.
10: Two months after we broke up, I spent my fourth birthday with you. Happy birthday to you today.
11: Today is my mother’s birthday. I wish her a happy birthday. Please take time to be kind to her and let her grow older slowly.
12: The day after tomorrow is his birthday, I want to give him a surprise, but we have broken up.
13: The sixteen-year-old you will definitely surpass the fifteen-year-old you! Happy birthday to sixteen-year-old Wang Junkai!
14: Haha, today is my birthday, but I don’t know!
15: I’m so sorry, I don’t have much to say at the beginning, I just want to have a happy day with you. じ
16: Tomorrow is his birthday. It is the first birthday I have spent with him.
17: Today is my birthday. I only received four happy birthday messages. Maybe they all forgot.
18: There are many people celebrating their birthdays, but on my birthday I am the only one who still has a mobile phone.
19: It’s my birthday today. My first love called me at 12 o’clock to sing happy birthday to me. Suddenly I felt so sad.
20: Today is your birthday. It’s a pity that I can’t be with you.
21: I always celebrate other people’s birthdays, but no one has ever celebrated my birthday.
22: It’s his birthday today, but I don’t have the identity to say happy birthday to him.
23: I only received three happy birthdays on my birthday. It’s okay and I’m not sad.
24: You said you were going to give me a birthday gift, but you were not there on my birthday.
25:☆I will give birth tomorrow, к4 I want to live alone, I am really unhappy. 丬
26: It’s my birthday, so I’m afraid of death and I’ll leave a comment below to express my happy birthday.
27: No one has ever given me a birthday gift. This year I received the first one, which was a hairpin worth ten yuan that I bought myself.
28: Today is my birthday, no blessings, no cake, no gifts, nothing. ~
29: The most beautiful words are the love words, and the love words are the same! It’s Pyrmati’s birthday!
30:◆The first day of my birthday, I hope you will tell me. ◇
31: You didn’t even want to accompany me on my birthday. Do you know how I feel?
32: When I was a kid, buying birthday cakes for my birthday felt like a luxury. Now, going to TV for my birthday feels normal. 丬
33: [On my birthday, he and I received our marriage certificate. ]
34: On my best friend’s birthday, I sneaked out just to celebrate her birthday with her, but when it was my birthday, she found any excuse to refuse.
35: Is there a friend who is like a family member? ~It’s your birthday soon, please wish me well
36:£The birthday gift I gave you is actually a farewell song.
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37: Where there are trees, there are my thoughts; where there are you, there are my deep blessings. Happy birthday to you!
38: The due date has been brought forward, and you have turned from a devil into a fairy. Happy birthday to the little fairy!
39: Dear friends, it’s my girlfriend’s birthday today, can you help me reach 521?
40: As your birthday is approaching, I wish you Pepsi-Cola, Fanta, and every day. Haha, I am happy with Pepsi every month, I am happy with Lego every year, my mood is like Sprite, and I am always eye-catching
41: I haven’t seen you for a few days, why are you so old? Your kid's growth rate is even faster than that of a birthday boy
42: Have you noticed that people around you used to be with you on your birthday, but now you don't even remember your birthday? That's because you grew up. Big
43: May all joy, happiness, warmth, and good luck surround you. Happy birthday!
44: Happy birthday to my best best friend!
45: Happy birthday to L Jin, and happy birthday to me too.
46: Ask the white clouds to send you my endless thoughts, and ask the breeze to send you my gentle blessings. Happy birthday to you!
47: Happy to you and me, happy birthday. Remember this second!
48: Pig! Have you slept? There is something I must say now. Listen, I will only say it once: Happy birthday!
49: Today is my bestie’s birthday! Best friend, as your close friend, I wish you happiness!
50: Today I am seventeen and one year older -
51: Happy 19th birthday to myself.
52: Happy birthday to myself in a strange city.
53: Happy birthday to my best friend of 3 years
54: I feel so lonely at home alone on my birthday and no one is with me to wish me a happy birthday
55: Beast Star: Happy birthday to you, pig. Congratulations on the fact that you have grown wrinkles for another year and are one step closer to having wrinkles all over your face
56: What is unforgettable is the pure friendship between you and me! Valuable is true love that never changes! Nice to meet you! I present my favorite carnations and wish you a happy birthday!
57: It’s your birthday and you’re happy.
58: It’s so unlucky. There was a parent-teacher meeting on my birthday... My mother would definitely chase me with a kitchen knife and beat me when she came back...
59: It’s my birthday and I want to grow old with you
< p> 60: It’s so ugly when the world is so hot! It’s not easy to live like this! Who doesn’t live in such a shameless way? Don’t have any ideas, just live! Happy birthday to you!61: If making a wish before blowing out the candles can come true, can you still like me as a birthday gift?
62: Today is your birthday. May all joy, all happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday! healthy! happiness!
63: Don’t make any wishes on future birthdays, hide the candles secretly, and make a big wish about you when you save enough.
64: The one I care about finally said to me, happy birthday!
65: On my next birthday, can you give me three gifts, a hug from my lover, a surprise that makes me cry, and a complete hangover.
66: Wish me a happy birthday, may you be as blessed as the East China Sea, live longer than the Nanshan Mountain, a thousand-year-old banshee, and ten thousand years of bastard
67: On your birthday, the only thing I can give you is a happy birthday. About those years Personalized signatures
Personalized signatures about those years
1. When you heal others, you forget that your own wounds are still bleeding.
2. Tears cannot bring back what has been lost, cannot make what has happened erased, and cannot make what is broken become whole again. There is no use in crying
3. You use your Tenderness, touching my wound makes my heart bleed like a river, but you face me with your shameless smile.
4. What are brothers? ---We are crazy people, we are making trouble together, we are crying together, we are laughing at the same time. We are awesome people who can eat and drink at the same table.
5. The most beautiful time of love is the time of ambiguity. When we are truly together, many feelings will disappear.
6. The smiles of those years ~ the tears of those years ~
7. The unforgettable memories surged and I was ruthlessly swept away by love
8. Those years , we are all hurt, hurt for love, friendship is broken, all for him, is it worth it
9. Friends are like a glass of wine, the longer it lasts, the more mellow and fragrant it will become
10. Some things are not forgotten, they are just placed deep in the heart. How much of those years, those people, and those things are worth remembering? The beauty of the past,
11. Thinking about the past, a trace of sadness came to my heart. I used to be too ignorant.
12. Time is changing, and so are people. Some things, no matter how hard we try, we just can't go back.
13. Falling in love is not just about two people holding hands, hugging each other, kissing each other, creating a space, making an avatar, and wearing clothes.
14. Thank you for accompanying me through so many years. Without love, I am content with you. Good friends can also be better than partners.
15. When I feel bad, I take the bus and sit behind someone with long hair to get my hair cut
16. I don’t know if I am becoming more independent or feeling guilty, so I leave. After such a long time, I found that the only one I can rely on is myself.
17. In the old dream of an empty city, I repeat the warmth you gave me and perform the sadness of two people.
18. Looking back on those years when we were all easily injured children, now we have learned to take it lightly. This is growth.
19. As long as it is a comedy ending, how can you make me cry during the process? Either way
20. Do you have someone you like but will never chase?
21. Our smiles in those years! The love we had all those years ago! We had sex with each other all those years ago, right?
22. What I want is your love, your heart, your goodness, and everything about you!
23. I had no desire to learn, but I ended up failing the exam.
24. It seems that you are everything in my life. In those years, your happiness was my most persistent happiness. Even now when I think back on my persistence, it’s all because of my own stupidity
25. The true love you keep saying hurts me so much.
26. Please don’t joke about my love for you. This joke is not funny.
27. The saddest thing is that you like me and I like you, but we are not together.
28. In the loneliness and loneliness, learn a different life. You must understand that if you are not strong, who will be strong for you?
29. You, my deskmate, in those years, the ending was not perfect, but profound; a different journey of youth, that year in a hurry
30. Those who accompanied me in those years Those crazy people, I have never forgotten you
31. The people I beat together in those years. Where are you now.
32. If life is just like the first time we met, I will still be the same me, and you will still be the same you. Before and after, coming and going, it is just a passing scene.
33. Time is so precious, but we can never get it back.
34. In those years, there was a child’s shoe toss that wrote the name of the person I liked on the desk]
35. Those years, a crazy day, those years, together The girl who passed by. A brother once was a brother for life
36. I thought I would stay by her side forever, but we have left in the vast sea of ??people.
37. People who have been hurt by love eventually become poets.
38. There must be a reason for two people to separate, but for some people you are worth waiting for because you never know what she has done out of sight because of her love for you
39. You You say I am a good boy, but you never knew that I became bad because of you.
40. Can we still continue what we missed in those years?
41. Give me a time machine and I will go back to those years when I loved you. Cherish you more
42. You posted so many messages wishing me well, then why did you say break up in the first place
43. No matter how deeply you hurt me, I will still remember you. Remember your existence
44. The tacit understanding we were once proud of may just be just right
45. Who walks into your life is determined by fate; It's your decision to stay in your life.
46. There was a feeling in those years called: Go, go to the toilet//*
47. The relationship that has survived the seven-year itch is like fine old wine
p>48. If you start to miss me, remember, it’s not me who wants to leave, it’s you who let go.
49. People who understand know how to give up, people who are sincere know how to sacrifice, and happy people know how to detach themselves
50. Some people and things are destined to stay with you forever
51. What kind of future makes you leave so simply
52. As we grow older, we lose not only some friends, but we understand who are the real friends.
53. "The wind determines the direction of the dandelion, and you determine my sadness.
54. What you can't get is always turbulent, and boys who don't take the initiative would rather miss it!
55. Our future is like a pool of stagnant water. We are not afraid of being too lonely alone, but we are afraid that the two of us will not be able to go far together. Personalized signatures about birthdays
1. It’s my best friend’s birthday tomorrow, so I’m going to make an appointment. Sisters, let’s sing K together to celebrate my birthday!
2. My birthday will be in a few days, so many blessings will not be as good as his saying “I miss you”
3. Tomorrow is my best friend. Birthday, I hope she will always be happy!
4. Happy birthday to my friend in May.
5. Happy birthday, I said to myself, the coming-of-age ceremony will be completed today. /p>
6. As your birthday approaches, my heart matches your rhythm, thinking of you and wishing you the best!
7. You are one year older and more charming. Added maturity and wisdom!
8. Goodbye 17. Happy 18th birthday to you
9. What will greet you will be wonderful. A future full of endless charm!
10. Today is my birthday, friends, please throw flowers at me!
11. I hugged you and said Happy birthday, you smile so sweetly.
12. Today is my bestie’s birthday. We have been together for 9 years. I wish her a happy birthday!
13. Happy birthday to myself. To be happy, you must be happy.
14. In August, the little fairy comes to earth, and Xiaosheng is coming to the banquet. Look at you little fool!
15. You were born one day later than the moon. , the moon was the roundest yesterday, and you are the most beautiful tonight.
16. When it comes to your birthday, I feel like I don’t know many people.
17. Baby, your birthday is today. I wish you remain cute and happy!
18. I live to give you one more birthday.
19. I would rather not have a birthday without you.
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20. Happy birthday to myself. You bastard, you have to accompany me.
21. I only celebrate my birthday once every four years.
< p> 22. It’s my best friend’s birthday. We have been together for three years and have experienced a lot. I wish her a happy birthday!23. I am 18 years old. I wish you a happy birthday and will not do anything illegal in the future. Something happened.
24. I am alone in the corner, wishing myself a happy birthday.
25. Happy birthday to L Jin, and happy birthday to me too.
26. May your every day be as beautiful as a picture! Happy birthday my dear!
27. I hope you have a happy birthday, eat enough ice cream, and have fun!
28. Do you remember when your favorite person’s birthday is?
29. Today is my birthday. My sisters wish me a happy birthday, okay?
30. I wish you a happy birthday. Blessed as the East Sea. Longevity Nanshan. Immortal.
31. On his birthday, I hope you will give me the courage to confess to him, thank you.
32. In the remaining night, the candlelight of my birthday exudes a touch of sadness, and I feel so desolate in my heart.
33. Pig, grow up quickly! Pig, get out of the market as soon as possible! Happy birthday to you, pig!
34. My birthday will be in a few days. So many blessings are not as good as his "I miss you".
35. Today is my birthday, and this year’s birthday is still without you.
36. Happy birthday, brother, I wish you find someone who loves you as soon as possible.
37. Let’s have fun today. Although you are one year older, I love you even more! Happy birthday!
38. Do you know? Today is your birthday. Hope you have a great day. Always be with happiness!
39. I hope that the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will remain forever, and your smile will always open. I wish you a happy birthday, good health and happiness!
40. With infinite love, I specially wish you a happy birthday. May this day be a very happy one for your beloved brother!
41. Today, like a bird spreading its new wings; tomorrow, like an eagle flying thousands of miles. May you have a happy birthday!
42. My friend, on this beautiful day, hold on to your happiness. Happy birthday to you!
43. Say to yourself, happy birthday! Let me tell those who care about me, you all should be fine!
44. Where there are trees, there are my thoughts; where there are you, there are my deep blessings. Happy birthday to you!
45. Dear self, I turn eighteen today. I want to be a sunny child and try to keep the corners of my mouth raised.
46. Thank God for giving me a friend like you! On your birthday, I wish you happiness!
47. Today is your birthday, and I really want to spend it with you. The daffodils are blooming, waiting for your return. Happy birthday and may you be happy forever.
48. Thank you to the friends who sent me text messages early this morning and this morning, and shook the phone to wish me a happy birthday!
49. A greeting and a blessing, everything goes as you wish, a lifetime of happiness and peace. Happy birthday!
50. Another wonderful beginning. May my sincere blessings bring you a successful year. Happy birthday!
51. If there is a critic in the world, it is a friend who cares as much as you do to me. Happy birthday to my best friend.
52. Send me my gift and my heart. I believe you will be extremely happy. Happy birthday!
53. Tell me when you will come again, cultivate my barren smile, and tie up my rudderless boat. May you be happy today!
54. My birthday is coming soon, and many people come to celebrate it for me. They treat me as a friend and a brother!
55. I pray that deep in your heart, good flowers will always bloom, good scenery will always be around, and good luck will always fill your heart! Happy birthday!
56. Time flies and it’s your birthday again. I wish you a happy birthday. May you be happy and successful this year and have a better birthday next year!
57. Because of your arrival, this day has become a beautiful day, and since then the world has become more attractive.
Happy birthday to you!
58. I will be by your side every day. I don’t have to miss you bitterly, nor do I have to fall in love with you sourly. I just need to love you sweetly! Happy birthday, my baby!
59. May your birthday be filled with endless happiness, may your memories today be warm, may all your dreams be sweet, and may you be happy this year!
60. Although I cannot spend this special day with you, my blessings are still sent on time: in your colorful journey of life, may all your wishes come true! Happy birthday!
61. Birthday boy, I wish all your wishes come true, all your dreams come true, all your expectations come true, and all your efforts come true.
62. Don’t forget your mother on your birthday, don’t forget your friends at work, and think of happy things when you are troubled. Happy birthday, may you be happy every day! Funny signatures about birthdays
Funny signatures about birthdays
1. 1.4 Say happy birthday to yourself on your upcoming birthday
2. 12.10 Can you wish me a happy birthday today?
3. It’s my birthday on December 21st, the day the world ends. I hope you can get blessings with flowers.
4. Rose Wei Tingting, happy birthday, mom Dad, I miss you,
5. Happy birthday, Xie Jinming. Blessings please?
6. No matter who is around me, we will still be together in the end!
7. I don’t ask for results, I don’t ask for possessions, I just want to meet you in my best years.
8. Wipe away tears. Go back to your favorite smiling face.
9. Happy birthday to Chen Jiazhao, big idiot, my best brother, you are one year older again, give you blessings on the flowers,
10. When loving someone becomes A kind of morbid state, I don't know if that kind of love can still be called love. *
11. Sorry. It’s because I’ve healed the scar that I forgot about the pain.
12. I should keep my peace and be my best friend╰╮
13. My promise will not change, but my people will change.
14. - Goose Goose Goose, Qu Xiang Xiang Tian Song ゛
15. Fang Jiuxia Happy Birthday Trojan! !
16. If I can’t give you a lifetime of happiness, I’m not qualified to say I love you.
17. Maybe the current life is not what we want, but it is something we must adapt to.
18. Since you choose her to feel happy, then I won’t fight for anything, just because I love you.
19. Every family has hard times to recite. I hope my mother can be healed soon. Come back and pray for happiness for the whole family
20. Lend me a hug and let me know how far or near the warmth is from me.
21. Today is the birthday of the man I love. What a blessing.
22. Thumbs up to the person whose birthday is today. Those who bless are also top.
23. Today is my birthday. It’s only one day a year and I don’t want to mess around. Wish me a happy birthday, okay?
24. Can you give me a hug so that I can feel your body temperature and your heartbeat.
25. In this busy world, I really don’t want to be hypocritical by thinking too much -
26. Tomorrow is my best friend’s birthday. Let’s all wish her a happy birthday~ My dear best friend. Love you
27. Men don’t need to be arrogant, and women really don’t need to be pitiful.
28. In my mind, the people who were once intimate have become strangers. 29. Nima coincidentally and Ni Daddy arranged for the last doomsday and birthday to come together on the same day. .
30. Divide your love into several proportions, and whoever gets the most will occupy it.
31. It’s summer when you come, and it’s summer when you leave. In the same summer, you brought me endless pain.
32. I would rather run and be knocked down countless times than walk in a disciplined manner for the rest of my life.
33. My dear, your birthday is February 22nd.
Who will be by your side that day
34. Dear Wang Ying, yesterday was your birthday. Today, I am here to replenish you, I love you.
35. It is really interesting to live, and you will die while you are alive
36. If feelings can determine the outcome, then I will lose everything from the beginning
< p> 37. A gentle woman will always use her gentleness to many people.38. I love Su Wenrou, I love Su Li, I love Li Li, happy birthday.
39. I'm not lost, I'm not hurt, I'm not angry, I'm just a little tired, I'm tired of giving too much and getting too little in return.
40. My birthday is on January 4, 20xx. I want 1314 flowers. Everyone agrees.
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