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Mystery: It's just that Zhu Yan changed Chaoshan five-character spoken language.

The answer to this riddle should be "acting for the world", because Zhu Yan wears makeup, which is acting, so she acts for the world. Chaoshan dialect is as follows:

Chaoshan oral part

Two words

Shuttle touch, eating wine, eating vegetables, going downhill, four straights, shredding paper, stepping on a dish, Taiwanese, greed, talking early, exploring ni, exploring money,

The arrow of seeking, the burden of listening, nothing to listen to, only death, spitting, not eating, fear of acres, the tooth of seeking, naked in the nest, unchanged, no peace,

No acres, no sun, things, things, ignorance, leisure, happiness, like burning, small washing, small tubes, cherish meat, put it in the first place,

Idle people, idle people, walk, walk, make a promise, make a promise, Yapa, Yangwo, Yao Yao, Yi Shi, Hard Tiger.

Go, a group of people go, suddenly, build a chicken, sit in the water, do it,

Sanzi

On the way, the debt became a ghost, the firewood head painted the dead, the paper shadow was white, and the muzzle of the big firewood was elegant.

Hanging thirsty ears and flying two newspapers, guests floating empty fire, skin water monkey warehouse protection, calling words, calling words, marrying words

The savior is too lazy to be a worm. Lao Wang in Asia always sells flower heads, spits foam in his mouth to make ancient beats and is beaten by cotton.

Give up the loser, the younger brother, the shed, the porridge and the painting. No fighting spirit, no road, no use, no momentum.

I don't know. I'm playing with a cloth bag, carving a knife and playing with the road. Little gods float, little nerves bite their teeth.

Mouth, nose, family, name and mouth are uncertain.

Four words

Scratching the throat and scratching the tongue is white and tasteless. Hundreds of people put on their heads to repay evil, with bright noses and smiling corners of their mouths.

Mending the sky and cutting rice, rich life, weak tea, three wines, four long skirts, wide pants and firewood, the young man mocked Wang Mang's feet and feet.

In pairs, please take advantage of the situation and pay too much money, except for three or four hoes, dustpans and a Kaiyuan blow saw string.

Pat me on the waist, pat me, fire me, cauldron, stove, ambassador, make a big profit, make a big profit.

It is better to have a big tongue, a big throat, a big head, a good face and a big surname.

It is braver to bear the cold burden than to bear the acid in your mouth, and it is braver to bear the salt worms than to bear the mosquitoes.

Buried with bones, dare to squat in the palace and rest in the temple. The wicked are afraid of bravery, and their mouths are poisonous, and the ears of the mother temple are glued off.

Long Fa, Fa Hu, Fa Fa Fa, Qi Dao, Ba Fan, Fan Zi, Tang Wei, Duckweed, Welissa Gonzaga, impetuous, father carefully rushed down the screen.

A bowl, a pair of hearts, putting on a dog, waving, opening and closing the door, voting for the official phase, official phase, turtle spirit, virgin turtle phase, turtle phase, ghost phase.

When the governor looks good in the future, he will make a good start, with good momentum and good horses. I hate it when I think about it.

Monkey, dragon, mouse, monkey show, hairless, three drinks, six flowers, a hundred tongues, words, dragons, tigers, happy smiles.

The emperor's physical life is a sad opportunity, a thrilling life, a family that loves umbrellas, and a family that loves umbrellas.

Talking about book reviews, the rhythm is fierce, the hands are fast, the feet are lame, and the hands are broken. I feel very tired. Thank God for helping the pro-Japanese.

Three-string giant mother was surprised and scared, and shrugged her eyes to see if she was in love.

Empty-handed, white tongue, crying, miserable, walking, beating, dead tiger, beating gongs and drums, leaving home, leaking shit, strategist

Leading phoenix, tail, rubber mother, pig, pig, orange, persimmon, shrimp, crab, beans and oats, the business is divided into cats, the cat said

The cat's voice said that his eyebrows were bent and his forehead was wrinkled, and the door and window fans were looking for words, handles and lifeless bodies.

Slave children are too young to cover the tender air pool, and birds' mouths and tongues swim in the water. Xing Ningxing dreamed of holding shit and stagnant water.

The story was spread by the seven fierce and eight evil spirits until they were so angry that they could not bear to grieve the idle people.

When you get to the dragon, you will prosper and decline, and your family friends will be weak. Your eyes will be covered with bugs, dogs, ants, turtles and slaves.

People are evil, people walk away from tea, endure soft winds and soft paints, and dig deep into three generations of innocence, three faces, six eyes, three people and four surnames.

Three ancestors and six generations didn't shout up and down in the shed, burning their feet, burning their tongues, drooling, stretching their legs without feet, and offering sacrifices to the gods without feet.

Cry ten times and cry five times, and eat fat in the eighth year. You eat black water, snakes and blood. It's either people or ghosts.

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

Sugar, sugar, sugar and soup dripping juice, I heard earplugs smell fragrant and smelly. The same boat, burning the forehead, burning the forehead, the two ends of the soil staggered, straight and hard.

Spit thick, spit blood, spit black, spit white, spit nothing, spit nothing, spit nothing, clear mouth, crack eyes, look sour.

Looking at the stars, looking forward to the moon, stinking before death, Qing Wu's blood, Qing Wu's blood, darkness, darkness, salty juice, bitterness, no reference, no details, no intestines, no stomach.

Nothing comes out, nothing enters, nothing embellishes, nothing big, nothing small, nothing unreasonable, no light, no fire, no place, no soul and no shadow.

No frame, no power, no generation, no money, no cover, no cold, no heat, no cutting, no sand, no god, no ghost, no shit and no urine.

There is no world, no water, no juice, no black, no white, no autumn, no interest, no heart, no night, no day, no shadow, no trace.

No oil, no help, no shelter, no power grid, no rest, no matter where you come from, no matter where you go to salt water.

I want to be poor and rich, I want to be a monk, I want to be a kid, I want to be a little drama, I want to be a little mirror, I want to be a little god, I want to be a little foot, I want to be a little hand, I want to be warm-hearted.

I'm not sure if I'm narrow-minded or narrow-minded, but I won't be broad-minded until I die.

When the blood falls, the duckling will lose salt after listening to Rhea's words, and the front will bite shit and sugar.

A smile, three defeats, a silver ingot, a candle, a hard horse, a hard power, all the lights came and went, everything was cut and everything was done.

Fish, spirit, bird, essence, fish, meat and ignorance plant a dying heart, and the enemy is in debt.

Follow the book, cuckoo treads, bride chicks plant geese, curse, curse, rain paper, self-report, pig head and five beasts.

Put on a mask, have a clever mouth, a sweet mouth, a glib mouth, smile, sit still and be a thief.

Five words

Fifty pairs of half-day lanterns set sail in the middle of the night and returned to the river in the middle of the night, inserting rice to pay for milk ginseng, which was deeper than the tide.

Toothpaste spouted from barley, and milk came out at both ends, which scared the young to bear on their faces and became a burden on the branches, with their mouths broken and no food or drink.

There is no 30% burden on the head of Shu's chair, and there is no trace of the knife passing through the water. The fish's hard branches are fighting until it's true. The monk is blocking the tangent.

Short-lived, heartless, starving to death, my father is worse than a gold medal, the wicked complain first, and the spider web asks for shit, asking for 200 yuan.

Two mountains overlap to make an axe and cut the dog's handle. Double skulls are black, the mouth is closed, winning the official and being a scholar.

Pass the customs and send a diploma. Pirates describe visitors, but they do harm to others. At least the governor tolerates good people doing good deeds.

Good intentions are not rewarded, red noses eat glass, Hu Qiu and Balasa create opportunities to do things, and nothing can be done without being an official.

Don't marry a married man, be brave enough to stab chicken feet, wet your mouth and smelly your feet, and step on the soles of your feet and owe money to sell them to Shu.

I patted the green lining in surprise to calm the old one down. I refused to be a crow until I opened my mouth, bit my tongue and opened my mouth. I saw a fire without looking.

Watching the dog die, the cat looks at the hamstring, the head is bigger than the foot, the waves are bigger than the Buddha, and the waves have nowhere to go.

The old monkey has no tricks, and the old man is always honest like a good boy. Many people don't blame gongs and drums for being more violent than movies.

The ecstasy soup is filled with white hearts and black eyes, with no idle eyes and no fairy heads, so much so that the cowherd doesn't know the tiger.

Peace, get rich, break the valley, answer, bully legless monkeys, bully legless crabs, and watch beggars turn angry.

I was so angry that I couldn't bite my tongue. I'm so angry. I'm so angry with the tide of thousands of troops

Qianjia Opera is a good show. Strong people go to Fuloufu, while thieves live in Han Xin, while people poison dog bones.

Nothing in the body itches, so you have to wipe the stone. Introduction to mind reading. Sanduo old man's eyes and axes look at each other. Flowers reach out, reach for the sky.

A stranger's livelihood is separated from life and death by thick paper. Flowers in the north live in warehouses, and when they bloom, it is scary to get married.

Shit bugs throw dead people to eat, eat, buy bags of food, have no resentment, have no appetite, spit garlic, eat food, try to identify themselves, eat food, supplement food and feed cattle.

The bird feeder killed the dead, and the dead pig is not afraid of scalding his eyes. When he looked at the gun, his eyes turned green and flooded Jinshan Temple.

Selling stinky fish after death, cold heart after death, alive after death, snails dead, and Wang Chengen fell.

Don't be afraid of death, don't be with Ling Wei, loser, don't be ugly, don't play, don't be a good monkey, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, like military orders.

Make a double-shed window and count it, lest the abacus fly over Chen Shimei, and the eye hole is as big as the eye hole.

Holding my own heart and dream, crossing the ink, I want to pull the duck and tortoise to slide, biting my mouth and getting hot.

It looks astringent. When you die, you have a responsibility to do it. After doing it, there is no gas and no block.

Don't speak lightly when the fish is dead Don't say anything Through the monk's temple. An antique slapped Zhang Shigui in the face. Take advantage of the needle. Take advantage of the head and braid the donkey's braid to build a wall.

Braids swept straight at Liao Zhikou, so it was easy to cut paper branches and climb back to know death. I don't know how to go, I don't know how to go, I don't know how to die.

Sharp-tongued, sharp-tongued, sweet-tongued, sarcastic, acting like a world lover.