A joke that makes you feel good.

Let us feel happy, we can all look at such jokes when we are sad and depressed. Jokes can take away our fatigue and help ease our bad mood. Then let's share some jokes that make us feel good.

Let the joke have a good mood 1 1. God is fair. When giving happiness to others, you should also be blind, for fear that you will feel uncomfortable.

Second, no one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you, just because of failure.

If you have no money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

Whenever my friends around me are unhappy, I will advise them to look farther and let bygones be bygones. But they are always unwilling, urging me assiduously: pay back the money quickly!

Every time I tutor Buddha's feet, Buddha always gives me a foot!

8. For me, nothing that can be solved with money is a problem. How to have money is my biggest problem.

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

XI。 Student: "Teacher, what you teach is useless." Teacher: "I forbid you to say that about yourself."

Thirteen, the work is endless, the sleep is insufficient, the wallet is not fat, and the mink can't afford it. Earned 200 million in my half life: amnesia and memory.

Fourteen, "Is there any way to make a woman disfigure quickly?" "Take Mito Xiu Xiu out of her mobile phone."

Sixteen, what is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

Seventeen, I recently made a girlfriend, but I didn't expect her family to disagree, especially her husband, who really did it!

Nineteen, the hospital physical examination doctor asked me: Have you ever done dangerous sports? I thought about it and answered: Yes, sometimes I talk back to my wife.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

I used to think that poverty and loneliness could not catch up with me as long as I tried to run forward. But who would have thought that the hairline couldn't catch up with me.

23. I eat when I see other girls eating, and I buy when I see other girls buying. Seeing other girls thin and beautiful, I ignored them.

Twenty-four, there is a buddy, especially true. Once I ate noodles in the canteen and got an unknown black object, so I told the canteen master that I was scolded. So this buddy silently buys a bowl of noodles every day, eats it quickly, and then spits it out in public ... Three days later, the noodles in the canteen can't be sold at all, so on the fourth day, the canteen master knelt down and told him to stop.

Jokes that make you feel good II. Who says you have no perseverance? Have you been single for decades?

Second, I just went to the mall to go to the toilet and sat on the toilet. I found that there was a person's residual temperature on the toilet seat. I can't help crying. This is the first time I feel warm in this city.

Third, son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!

Fourth, if no one wants you in the future, you must remember me and I don't want you either.

5. You are so beautiful. First of all, you should thank your parents. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself look so beautiful?

6. Walking on the road with my husband, fighting, getting angry and swearing. When the first two men turned around, I pretended to be an innocent girl. Husband said, "Don't pretend, they didn't look at you, just to see which man is so timid."

Seven, go to the driving school to practice driving. Before others got on the bus, the coach said, "Relax!" Before I got on the bus, the coach said, "Everybody get out of the way and stay away!" "

As long as you work very hard, one day you will find that you can never close the gap with the rich.

Nine, the wedding ceremony, the woman suddenly want to add 65438+ ten thousand pieces of bride price, don't give, don't let the bride. The groom's face changed and he went out to call his ex-girlfriend: "If I marry you today, will you marry me?" Woman: "No, why?" Groom: "I'm just asking if it's okay." Can you lend me some money? "

Ten, since the P software, the waist is not thick, the face is not fat, the dark circles are gone, and the face is not black. Hey, it's really worthy of our faces!

1 1. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

Twelve, finally understand the gap between me and Xueba: she was in a bad mood and suddenly began to do her homework after lying on the table for two minutes. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes on my desk.

Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing your hair, but getting rich is far easier than getting rich.

Fourteen, "The richer people are, the meaner they are!" This sentence is very reasonable. I don't believe you see that Jack Ma, the richest man, is so rich that he hasn't invited me to dinner yet.

15. I saw an old woman lying on the ground today. I don't know if I should help her. I just want to go up and help her The old lady said, "Go away, poor boy, and don't disturb my business."

Sixteen, desperately lose weight, vowed to thin into lightning, and later found that the thinnest lightning is also several meters wide.

17. I feel that the Internet is a black hole. The faster the internet speed, the slower the world will be. I just glanced at my cell phone and looked up. It has been two hours since the earth.

18. My daughter refused to do her homework. She has to drink water for a while and eat for a while. She spent two hours writing a few words. It takes two hands to make a sound, and now I have written two pages. Sincerely sigh: the intangible cultural heritage is still quite good.

Today, I learned that the quickest way to refuse street hawking is not "thank you, I don't need it", but "I will accompany you".

I know it's bad to waste time, but I really enjoy it.

2 1. My mother told me today that it doesn't matter even if I can't get into college in the college entrance examination. She found me a strong supporter. I asked curiously: Who is it? My mother replied faintly: Guanyin Bodhisattva.

22. Who says there is no word "easy" in the adult world? I think there are many, such as: easy to get fat, easy to get old, easy to lose hair, easy to get sleepy, easy to get ugly, easy to become single dog, and most importantly, easy to get poor!

23. God is fair. If he gives you an ugly appearance, he will definitely give you a low IQ to avoid appearing unbalanced.

At eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, my wife was still watching TV. I told her to go to bed quickly. Reluctantly, she turned off the TV and had a big fight with me. I quickly turned on the TV and apologized in every way, but it was still useless. I finally learned that I didn't praise her so well when she turned off the TV.

Jokes that make me feel good 3 1. Recently, my wife tried her best to make me quit smoking. Today, I have a meeting at work. During the break, I took out my cigarettes and gave them to the big boss and the second boss. The boss held out his hand. I opened the cigarette case and sprinkled a handful of melon seeds. I was ... I was shocked.

My friend and boyfriend broke up, so I asked why. She said: "The dog is too big, and I don't know how many men have touched my chest. If he can't accept it, break up! " Well, that's the best fucking reason to break up.

It is said that a college girl broke up with her boyfriend and said, "I found another boyfriend in the physical education department." We have been dating for a year, and you have to give me K yuan for youth loss. " Boys are afraid of their "new boyfriend in the sports department" and want to find a way to vent their anger. On the day of payment, both the girl and her new boyfriend were present. The ex-boyfriend brought ten boys, and each boy came over and gave the girl 200 yuan. After three or four months, the girl cried and her new boyfriend broke up.

4. Bears go up the mountain to exercise every day. A turtle also wants to go up the mountain. The bear said, "well, you put your four legs in the shell, and I will catch up with you." When Xiong Gang went up the mountain, a bird saw it and laughed wildly: "You look like a bear and have a flip phone?" ! "

5. Who do you think is the most influential physicist? I wrote Newton. As a result, I was the only one in the class who failed. Originally, everyone wrote the name of the tutor ...................................................................................................................................................................... !

6. The butterfly said to the bee, "You are so stingy. You are full of sweet words, but you won't give me a word. " The bee said, "Hum! Still talking about me, you have two long antennas on your head, why don't you send me a text message? "

7. A parrot was taught to speak: "I can walk." Parrot: "I can walk." A: "I can talk." Parrot: "I can talk." A: "I can fly." Parrot: "Don't be ridiculous."

8. In the middle of the night, George W. Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed, criticizing his head and distributing it. Bush was frightened and said, "How dare you break into the White House at night!" Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard, smiled darkly and said, "It's so confident to be soft!" " "

9. The labor is just around the corner, and friends and relatives are anxiously waiting outside the delivery room. The nurse finally carried the baby out and everyone swarmed. "Is it a boy or a girl?" Fathers are most concerned about this problem. He couldn't wait to reach into his swaddling clothes and grope for it, then shouted happily, "It's a boy! It's a boy! " "What boy?" The nurse scolded angrily, "Let go of my finger!"

10 teacher: "Xiao Xin, your problem is the improper use of words. Now I will test you and use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. " Xiao Xin: "Laugh at Jiuquan."

1 1. The fish said, "I've been trying to leave you with my eyes open." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day and want to hug you." The pot said, "It's almost fucking ripe and still so poor."

12, a military performance, a shell deviated far away. The soldiers sent to inspect found that the shells landed in the farmland, and there stood a farmer in Tanaka, his clothes were torn and his face was dark. With tears in his eyes, he said, "Just stole a few cabbages. Is it worth shelling?"

13, a hen laid a huge egg, and a reporter came to interview. The hen was shy and silent, so she had to interview the rooster. The cock rolled up his sleeves. I won't comment on this matter at present, until I catch the ostrich!

14, a person swallowed the artificial eye by mistake and finally got stuck in the anus and couldn't take it out. He went to the hospital. The doctor saw it and fainted on the spot. After waking up, he said, I've been watching my ass all my life, but I didn't expect to be caught by it in the end. ...

15, Henan Eva asked her mother, "How does ABCDEFG make sentences?" Henan mother: "A, this B child is from C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF does not wear, GG is still exposed! " Ha ha laugh ...

16, a person always farts in the office, and colleagues can't help but say, "Can you be quiet?" Then I saw him sitting there rocking. Colleagues asked, "What for?" Answer: "I set it to vibrate."

17, I heard from a friend that when he was in college, a boy with low emotional intelligence finally met a girl he liked, and they just started dating. Once a girl was ill, and a boy accompanied her to the infirmary for intravenous drip. Ten minutes passed, twenty minutes passed, and nothing happened. Thinking of breaking the silence, the boy asked, "Is it cold?" "cold" and "cold, I'll cover you?" The girl blushed and whispered "Yes". Then the boy stood up and put his hand on the drip bottle.

18, it is said that when I was a child, I always bullied my sister because of my age. One night, my father came to tuck us in and suddenly found my three-year-old sister sitting in the dark watching me sleep! "Why don't you sleep?" Dad asked. My sister quickly said, "Shh! Keep your voice down and hit her when she falls asleep! "

19, I have a classmate who is a disciple of _ _ _ _, and I feel a little possessed. School should do morning exercises in the morning, and he thinks that teachers must also get up early to do exercises, otherwise it is unfair. So I went directly to consult with the principal. The headmaster paused and said, "Where are you from?" My classmate said affectionately, "I was sent by God to save you." Person in charge: ...

20. This person is hard of hearing when he is old. I remember when I was a child at my grandmother's house, one morning my grandfather was going fishing, and I met the old man next door as soon as I went out. The old man said to my grandfather, "Go fishing!" My grandfather said, "No! I'm going fishing. " Then the old man said, "Oh, I thought you were going fishing?" I was stunned.