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Feeling after watching the Spring Festival Gala.
Just like drinking at the end of each year, you must watch the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve, even if you don't pay attention. This year is no exception. I watched and walked, but I still watched several programs and wrote down the most in my eyes:
The most anticipated memory-the reunion of Little Tiger.
After watching the program in the evening, I finally decided that Little Tiger was on the Spring Festival Gala. To tell the truth, I don't know from which year, I don't have any expectations for the Spring Festival Gala, although there are bright spots every year; I'm not too disappointed with the Spring Festival Gala. After all, it is hard for everyone to see it every year, and it is even harder to adjust it every year. However, this year, because of Little Tiger, I have expectations for the Spring Festival Gala. Moreover, this has become the only thing worth looking forward to in the 20 10 Spring Festival. It's not that I'm a groupie, but there's nothing to look forward to this Spring Festival. In addition, Little Tiger represents not only a group, but also several stars, which should be many happy memories of the post-80s childhood and adolescence. When the familiar melody "string up your heart, string up a clover, string up a concentric circle" sounded, those times of repeated listening came back to my heart. After more than ten years, all three little tigers have become big tigers, but they are still so sunny and handsome!
The most appropriate sketch-a sentence
The first time I met Niu Li, it was a long time ago in her TV series Amazing Double Pride, and then I fell in love with this powerful and beautiful actor. Later, I read some of her sketches one after another. Although not as red as Uncle Zhao, they all performed well. Today's sketch should be very timely, focusing on the common phenomenon of mutual suspicion between husband and wife and lovers, plus an expanded interpretation. I have seen the original paragraph of this sketch on the internet before, but it has been adapted into a sketch and revived. And Guo's performance is nothing to say. This is also the most serious Spring Festival Gala program in our family. Looking at it immediately reminds me of narcissism and yellow children's shoes. We can solemnly say that if this matter is put on them, then this sketch will definitely not be performed.
The most special voice-the natural sound of Faye Wong.
I haven't seen you for years, but Faye Wong's voice is still so beautiful and special. A "Legend" with a dreamy and beautiful background and beautiful melody, coupled with Faye Wong's unique voice, is really beautiful.
The Most Confused Program-Textual Research on Hundred Family Names?
Until now, I still don't understand what the purpose of this program is to let that little girl named Sunny carry people on her back. Encourage little friends to learn from her endorsement? Pass on the truth of "memorizing more points"? This rote learning is quite abnormal. Any child with a good memory can play behind his back. It is ok to challenge an entertainment program and perform it once. High-standard New Year's Eve-Spring Festival Gala is too much ~ ~ Forgive me for thinking: Whose child is this? I just looked through the program on the Internet for a long time and found it in a small corner of the host's string column. It's amazing!
The most incredible miracle-Liu Qian's close-up magic
Liu Qian's magic always surprises people. Although after last year's Spring Festival Gala, Liu Qian's high appearance rate was disgusting. He almost turned on a channel, no matter how handsome his brother is, no matter how good the program is, he hangs around in front of him all day and gets tired of watching it for a long time. However, there is no doubt that his magic is excellent. And his close-up magic is more worth looking forward to. From beginning to end, it became more and more exciting, especially when the last one reached through the glass and took the coin under it. It's really amazing. I can't think of a reason to break my head in my life. It's amazing.
The warmest hand in hand-chorus of old and new children
I found that there are quite a few chorus songs this year, from Little Tiger to children's chorus songs, and then to online chorus songs. If the most anticipated memory is Little Tiger, then the warmest memory will become the chorus of old children. "Let's paddle", "Happy Festival" and "Where is Spring", I heard the most songs on Children's Day when I was a child. It is a different feeling that such a child is sung by a respected old artist. Tell your little sister that Li Guyi is getting cuter and cuter, with pink face and black-rimmed glasses, just like an elderly doll. Then there is the new children's chorus of three little basin friends. The sweet and clear voice didn't shout out any impurities, and the children's voice is always the purest, pure enough to penetrate the heart. When three old artists and three children held hands, the whole stage became warm.
The saddest song-online song chorus
After zero, a lot of sensational online songs, such as weddings and lovers, came out. Fortunately, my father went back to his hometown and lit some water lamps, and my mother went to bed. Otherwise, this series of songs will be heard by them and will not be allowed this year. It's rare that the old couple didn't educate me like this recently, so they all came to join in the fun in the Spring Festival Evening.
The strangest thing-lazy people update in the early morning of New Year's Day.
Having said that, what is the strangest thing about 20 10 Spring Festival travel rush? Of course, I actually wrote this diary in the early morning of New Year's Day after watching the Spring Festival Evening, and watched the first scene of 20 10. It should be the first time to watch the Spring Festival Gala every year, but I still remember it vividly.
The oldest pen collection-Happy New Year to everyone
Starting from today, when there is still a long time to go, the news of New Year's greetings began to flow in an endless stream, and I didn't forget this in my last diary last year. However, in the early morning of New Year's Day, I still can't help but pay a New Year call to everyone: 20 10, wishing us peace, happiness, smoothness and harmony with the people we care about.
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With colorful fireworks, firecrackers and colored lights, we ushered in the New Year's Eve. That night, when the clock slowly moved towards 8 o'clock, the prelude of the Spring Festival Gala began-
When watching the Spring Festival Gala program, what I appreciate most is:-.
Little Tiger's songs "Love", "Butterfly Dancing" and "Green Apple Paradise" should all be remembered when they bought tapes. The classic songs are still the same, but the three members are still mature and steady, less immature. After all, they grew up with time, so they should not be called Little Tiger, but the Tigers. Haven't we experienced enough? ...
Liu Qian once again made us feel the magic and charm of magic. That kind of incredible, just like childhood summer, lying on a bamboo bed, looking at the stars all over the sky, thinking about what the universe looks like. Always so mysterious and incomprehensible. ...
Uncle Benshan's essay "Donation" is still a program worth looking forward to. Compared with so many sketch programs, the pleasure of enjoying Uncle Benshan's works is more direct and carefree, without losing the flavor of life and good social influence.
There are also some programs that are actually good, such as Faye Wong's voice. ...
Every year, the Spring Festival gala lasts four hours. It is impossible for everyone to praise it. As long as it meets the tastes of most people, it is good. I benefited a lot from the 20 10 Spring Festival Gala.
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Did you laugh at the Spring Festival Gala? 》
There is indeed a lot less laughter in the Spring Festival Evening this year! However, what is even more amazing is that online buzzwords are really hot, and popularity is fashion. Tigers are still tigers. They make me feel alive. Master Liu's hands are really extraordinary, dare to wear glass! The crosstalk performance after 80s shows us the hope of the phonological circle. Uncle Qian, it feels like a hasty end with one arrow and three sculptures! Don't let him go. Feng Gong and Yan Xuejing reflect the current social situation. Why do some people sweep their own snow, why do some people evade their responsibilities, and why do some people see injustice when they walk on the road? Love can be late and misunderstood, but it can't be missed and can't be ignored. "Love" reminds me of Zhang Ziyi's "cheating to donate" and Zhou Xun's "donating more and reporting less", which is in sharp contrast. They are also stars. Why is there such a big gap in life? There is a sentence in Guo's "A Word" that sums up the theme of the whole sketch and touches me very much. "If you test it with a lie, you will get a lie." Yes, we will inevitably lie in life, whether it is good or bad, there is always something unsatisfactory. Even husband and wife have their own secrets, and sometimes carelessness is a kind of enjoyment. Everyone has a love of beauty. What is beauty? Beauty is not makeup, not pretending to be cute, not coquettish. "Plastic surgery" is a pursuit of beauty, but purposeful plastic surgery makes me puzzled. Huang Hong is my favorite sketch actor, but this year's Spring Festival Evening, Huang Hong did not show the theme of plastic surgery. This is just my personal opinion, hehe! Put your heart, my heart ......................................................................................................................................................................... Little Tiger finally let me feel the charm of singing again. Compared with the current sinking music scene, you love me and I love you. I feel like a teenager again, just like adding the magical power of five families. Liu Qian has become synonymous with the underworld. The opening of a glass of orange juice shocked the audience! The next poker row is even more jaw-dropping! Judging from 360 degrees, I'm afraid no one says who the money is now. Coins spread over me and everyone fainted. The audience almost forgot the applause. Wow, Master Liu's magic again and again made the climax fall. Holding the glass scared me silly, and I was shocked. I can't breathe! I'm as nervous as Yu Zecheng being discovered by a spy! Yo, hundreds of surnames! Laughing at China's education, the little girl has a good memory. I remember someone reciting a dictionary. I'm a little confused. Dictionaries are for looking up! Stop talking. I'm talking about having a hard time with the children again. Uncle Qian appeared, and little Shenyang was deformed. He donated money. This thing is not good. Accidentally, the donation went astray, and he was destined for the widow. Bye. The live broadcast is really overwhelming, and an uncle with three sculptures plays well. After it was over, I was still at a loss. There must be the second half! The crosstalk performance after 80s is really eye-catching. Crosstalk performances like this are really unique innovations. Crosstalk should have changed that old tune a long time ago. The above is purely a fake version, joke, joke.
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The Spring Festival Gala has developed from an original entertainer to an entertainment leader. It is not a place to discuss state affairs, but its influence is growing and its load is increasing, which is also a national condition. But no matter what form of content or program, I personally support the Spring Festival Evening, which is not only a feeling for the Spring Festival Evening every year, but also a way of entertainment for ordinary people. Looking for questions at a more formal Spring Festival Gala is like questioning the plot of a science fiction movie. No matter what joke it is, as long as it makes you happy, it is a good joke.
The Spring Festival Evening has now become the director's eight-part essay, with national unity, singing and dancing, children's programs, the quintessence of Beijing opera and acrobatic bel canto, which led the audience to watch a lot of programs at that time, but it seems that nothing was performed in retrospect and it is difficult to adjust. But in any case, CCTV has at least guaranteed the language programs that most viewers like.
Unlike previous criticisms, language programs are now flattering works, but at least there are jokes every year, which ensures that this year will not be seen in vain and looks forward to next year.
Feng Gong's Sketch: I can't let him go. The topic is very similar to the topic of the ideological and moral text, and the content is very conventional, but at least the poverty in Feng Gong and the highlights of wheelchair men before and after several awakenings make people feel a little oily but not greasy. However, Feng Gong's numerous online expressions make the dialogue tacky.
Guo's sketch: I saw this sketch in the sketch contest held by CCTV 3 last year. The content is the same, but funnier and more sunny. Guo is still a little timid and lovely every year, and the whole is relatively calm, but this year he launched a mantra after impulsing the devil. It is also one of the few sketches with the theme of family.
Huang Hong's sketch: It continues to be a hot topic in society, but Huang Hong's rhetorical humor is too talented, and the joke is a bit blunt.
Guo Da Cai Ming's Sketch: Every year, their themes are fashionable. This year's performance is the employment problem of college students, but the good theme has no good plot, as if to cope with things, and the whole sketch is not brilliant.
Zhao Benshan's sketch: Zhao Benshan is the guarantee of being funny, no matter what the idea is. It is still a rural theme, but it is a noble act to put on a decent coat from the appearance of pure comedy and change from kidnapping to donation. The process did not disappoint me, because my purpose was not to get any great truth. It is better to read books than to read wonderful stories. Might as well go to the movies. My purpose is to have a good mood during the Spring Festival, that is, to smile. Zhao Benshan's aim is to make the audience laugh. If you want to find fault in a joke, the joke itself is a big joke. Personally, I like Zhao Benshan very much, and even think that the end of his sketch is equivalent to the end of my Spring Festival Gala and the end of my year.
In addition, the decline of cross talk is embarrassing. In fact, there are so many topics that the poor are still teasing their partners. Southern sketches are still in the middle of the law, and there is only one opportunity to enjoy the latest sketches almost once a year, so every sketch will be very much expected, which is also a reason for looking forward to the Spring Festival Evening.
Even if the Spring Festival Gala becomes mechanical, the starting point is to make people happy, because people don't watch it, so there is no need for form. Guaranteeing the box office is still the key. And we, the audience, should look at it with an entertaining attitude. The Spring Festival Gala is not about picking the wrong topic, and the views are not picked out, but put forward. The Spring Festival Gala is not a textbook, let alone a place to test our realm. Only prejudice can lead to sensitivity to everything. The Spring Festival Gala is just a scene, no matter how much you want to watch it, after all, there are only more than four hours a year. As long as you are happy, you will succeed if you invest, because it is not for one person.
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