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Joke story "Father and Son"
The old house girl's family is ready to eat, and the old house girl's mother keeps cooking in the kitchen, making a tinkling sound, which sounds like a tableware symphony. The old fool is sitting leisurely on the sofa reading the newspaper. After a while, Dai Ma brought a plate of delicious food. The old man threw down the newspaper and sat at the table with a fragrant smell. Just as he was about to move chopsticks, he was stopped by his mother: "Son, he hasn't come yet. Go and invite him to dinner. "
The old fool put down his chopsticks and walked to the door in dismay. He opened the door and found his son lying on the ground reading with relish. The old man shouted, "Little fellow, stop reading and go to eat." The son had to reluctantly enter the room for dinner, and the old man picked up the book and glanced at it casually. ...
After the son sat down, he was preparing to eat, but his mother stopped him. She said, "Why hasn't your father come back yet? Go and get him. " I walked out of the door impatiently, only to see the old man lying on the ground with his legs crossed like a child, reading a book. The son said loudly, "Dad, stop looking and go to eat." The old fool said, "Oh, I'll watch it for a while, so don't bother." The son had no choice but to go back to his room and tell his mother, who angrily walked out of the room and shouted at his old mother, "What's the matter with you? Why are you still childish? Give me a meal! " Old stay a surprised, immediately ran into the house to eat, son picked up the book, also to eat.
While eating, my son thought, Dad almost got into a computer virus. This is really an interesting book.
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