A joke that amuses the object.

The jokes that make people happy are as follows:

1, I can dream your Doraemon. I will try my best to give you everything you want and meet all your requirements, just because you are the one I love.

2. If you blink, I will die. If you blink again, I will come back to life. If you keep blinking, I will die! Come on, if you're crazy, go and have a look.

There are seven words floating in the sky, which are all things all day long. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and everyone loves it. Eat and drink, don't care about anything; Looking at the watch in the hot spring is very comfortable for one second; There was no road in front of the mountain, so I threw the car and ran; For fun, it's still me who looks in the mirror.

Hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! No matter how important others are, they can only be in my eyes, but you and I have always cherished them in my heart.

5. I want to see the rain in the thatched pavilion, ants on the rockery, butterflies in love, spiders weaving webs, water, boats, clouds, waterfalls and you sleeping sweetly.

6. Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really want me to tell you, I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable, I miss you too!

7. How much did you ask me to increase the price? How many bills do you think you owe, how much you owe for gas and how much you owe for electricity? How much do you think your salary will cost?