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Two-person crosstalk lines

My aunt in front of my house always carries a spring scale when she buys food. But what I saw in the vegetable market yesterday was much more delicious than the aunts' spring scales.

An old man went to the stall selling tomatoes and asked, "How much is a catty?" The stall owner replied, "Two and a half dollars." Grandpa picked three tomatoes and put them on the scale. The stall owner said, "A catty and a half, three dollars and seventy cents.

Grandpa said, "I'll just make a soup, so don't use so much." "He said, and picked up the biggest tomato. The stall owner quickly took another look and said, "Two pounds, three pieces. "

Money. "

As I watched it, I thought, why is this tomato getting bigger and lighter? Is that big tomato hollow? I couldn't stand it anymore, so I reminded my uncle, "He's wrong." I didn't expect my uncle to wave at me and didn't care. He stretched out his hand to pay.

When the stall owner saw that the uncle was so frank, he simply glanced at me with his eyes and looked smug. Unexpectedly, the uncle did not take the two tomatoes packed in plastic bags by the stall owner, but picked up the big one that had just been removed, put down 70 cents and turned away. ...

Haha, high, really high!

It's just matter. You should clean it up yourself. Should be effective.