Degang Guo's classic joke

0 1. "Grandpa, how can I go to America?" "Ask the village chief"-Xi Zhengmeng

02. Your shameless appearance resembles my charm. -Civil and military skills (large insurance part)

I cried as soon as I got to the door of Yansha. When will such a big deal be mine? -Dream marriage

04. Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week. -Double Allegro

From today on, I will never eat lobster again. -Xi Zhengmeng

06. This young man looks like an actor ... I want to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

07. I also want to buy a plasma TV. Please ask a friend to leave me one. The size of a wall! Big TV, Motorola brand! ... no one is watching, and the TV is ringing: the TV you are watching is out of service! -I want to be happy

08. It's drizzling outside, moderate rain inside, moderate rain outside and heavy rain inside. It was so heavy that the whole family went to the yard to take shelter from the rain. Ask your wife to give birth to a child and buy noodles and tea.

09. Would you like to listen? Are you willing to listen or are you willing to listen? Pick it yourself, I will never force it. -three tests seem to be steamed bones.

10. It's not far from now. If you have an old man in your family, you can go back and ask him-the ugly queen in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

1 1. Who doesn't know that Yu Qian has never eaten pork? -I don't remember.

12. If you are willing to die, I am willing to bury it. -Entrust a wife to provide a child

13. Try buying a bottle of mineral water: fake, mixed with water. -Dream marriage

14. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath. -Talking about dreams

15. Botanically ... he doesn't know. -Xi Zhengmeng

16. rich cow dung! ! ! -My whole life

17. Prejudice found the police. "Excuse me, do you know where the ticket scalper is?" I've been looking for him all my life.

18. I am a scientist, a scientist with a way. -Sheep in the tree

19. steak, no beef, I love onions, put more onions! -Dream marriage

20. I live in Fuxingmen, but I dare not go this way. I'm afraid people will find out and come from around Daxing in the south.

Question supplement: Give an example of what happened in many paragraphs. . Does anyone know more?-The White House.