What are the classic lines in 100 thousand cold jokes? Who voiced Shi Guangji?

1 xianggong, this is not our child! To tell you the truth, this ball was accumulated by my body for three years, and I am really sorry for keeping it from Xianggong. The eldest son is called Jin Bai, the second son is called Bai Mu, and the third son is called ... Li Goudan ... 3 After the new rain, the southeast branch hangs. But you expanded your vision by 300 miles, hanging from the branches in the southeast. As soon as my parents heard that my daughter was coming, they hung up the Southeast Branch. Wedding night, hanging southeast branches. I am naturally useful, and all kinds of branches hang from the southeast. ..... Shi Guangji dubbing: Lu