Want to die or want to joke?

One night, a rich man was walking his dog, and a killer jumped out of the grass and shot the dog twice. Millionaire is furious: Why did you kill my dog? ! The killer sneered: someone spent 5 million to let me take your dog's life! ! The rich man glanced at the killer and shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to give her a red envelope!

The next day, the killer jumped out of the grass and took the rich man's iPone6. The rich man said, why did you take my apple? The killer said, because someone offered10 million, let me take your head (mobile phone). The rich man shook his hand excitedly and said, who is your Chinese teacher? I want to send her another red envelope!

It rained at night, and the rich man thought it was the best policy to run for his life, holding an umbrella and trying to sneak out of the door quietly. Who knows, just at the back door, the killer came out again: gnome male-",I knew you were going to walk behind and wait for you! It's too early to say! The murderer grabbed the umbrella in his left hand and directly stuffed the mobile phone stolen at night into the rich man's arms! "My master has a clever plan, and I know you will take out your umbrella. He didn't even talk to me today. He just sent me a note to accept! "Say that finish, I dropped the note and roared off. The rich man picked it up and said, "No cell phone, it's killing me. "The rich man knelt down directly." Teacher, where are you?