Humorous little animal jokes

As we all know, jokes are a good way to ease the atmosphere. Here, I will share with you a complete set of humorous little animal jokes. Don't miss it when passing by!

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1. Squirrels and elephants are on the same plane. The plane crashed midway and all the parachutes were broken. The squirrel put up its tail. When the parachute jumped out of the plane and landed safely, the elephant grabbed a piece of cowhide and jumped in despair. The squirrel found that the elephant was safe and sound, and asked in surprise, you are so big and your cowhide is so small. How did you get down? The elephant proudly said, fortunately, I used my quick wits to blow up the cowhide!

2. Brother Pig said:? Sister, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket?

Sister pig:? If you do it right, can you give it to me?

Brother pig said:? That's right. I'll give it to you two? .

Sister pig drooled and thought for a while.

Say decisively: three dollars! ?

3. A mule fell in love with a donkey. Later, they got married, but because of well-known reasons, the mule couldn't get his wife pregnant, and they were very upset about it. Suddenly one day, the donkey said to the mule, honey, I have good news for you. After your efforts, I finally got pregnant. ? The mule shouted excitedly, Really? I finally succeeded? ! ? Then he smiled and ran to tell his mother? An old horse. The old horse quietly looked at the mule with pity.

After a while, the mule finally welcomed his first child.

When the little guy grows up, he can run and shout. The mule looked at the little guy and looked exactly like himself, and smiled with relief. He said with satisfaction, it's my seed, just like Laozi. ?

Suddenly the little mule gave him a dissatisfied white look and shouted, Brother, don't make a mistake, I am your brother! ?

Hearing this, the mule was furious, slapped him and scolded him. Bastard, why are you as stupid as your grandfather? ?

A magician worked on a small cruise ship for a year or two.

In the past two years, he has the same program every night, and the audience likes him.

But because the audience often changes, there is no need for him to rush to learn new tricks.

However, a few years later, after long-term observation, the parrot sitting in the back row finally saw the flaw of the magician's trick and began to expose the magician's trick in public.

For example, if a magician makes a bunch of flowers disappear, the parrot will shout:? Behind him! Behind him! ?

This made the magician fly into a rage, but he was helpless. The parrot belongs to the captain. He can't touch it.

One day, the ship leaked and sank.

The magician managed to swim to a board floating on the water and caught it.

The parrot stood at the other end of the board.

The two of them stared at each other all the way without saying a word. So I drifted on the water for three days.

The fourth morning, the parrot finally looked at the magician and said, forget it, I surrendered. Where did you turn the boat? ?

A young man received a gift on his birthday. He is a talking parrot.

But it was soon discovered that the parrot was foul-mouthed, very rude and had no manners at all.

He is determined to change parrots. Say polite words to it every day, teach it elegant vocabulary and play soft music, but it's no use. This parrot is still full of foul language.

He shouted at the parrot angrily, and the parrot shouted at him even louder.

Once, he was so angry that he threw the parrot into the refrigerator. A few seconds later, he heard the parrot flapping its wings, shouting and cursing inside.

Suddenly, it was quiet and there was no sound at all. Half a minute passed, but there was still no sound. He was worried that the parrot would be frozen, so he immediately opened the refrigerator.

The parrot calmly walked out, stood on his arm and said in a very sincere tone:? I'm sorry I made you angry. I have done something wrong before. I decided to turn over a new leaf and stop swearing. Please forgive me. ?

Young people are surprised at the change of parrots. Before he could say anything, the parrot continued, May I ask what the chicken in it did wrong?

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