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Dad learns swimming composition.
Dad learns swimming composition 1 Dad is almost thirty-five and can't swim yet. That's ridiculous. When the summer vacation arrived, my father and I made a plan of "teaching and learning from each other". Dad helps me study in the morning; In the afternoon, I taught my father to swim. One afternoon, I took my life buoy and my father to the swimming pool. There are many people in the swimming pool. They were laughing and clapping in the water, and they were very happy. I changed my clothes, plopped into the water and swam freely. After swimming for a while, I turned around and saw my father in the shallow water, rubbing water and scrubbing on his body. I smiled and said, "Dad, this is a swimming pool, not a bath! The people in the transfer area gave a burst of laughter, and my father also "hey hey" smiled, and then said to himself, "I'm doing preparatory activities. "I said,' Dad, are you ready? In the deep water, I'll teach you to hold your breath. "Dad said" OK, OK ",but he didn't dare to come into the deep water. Seeing my parents cringing, I rolled my eyes and made plans. I suddenly swam over and tried to get water from my father with my palm, which made my father unable to open his eyes. I burst out laughing. "You naughty boy, see how I tidy up you! Dad said, and began to fight back at me. Seeing my father fall into a trap, I drew water and backed away. Dad also chased me to the water. Gradually, the water disappeared from his chest and hardly reached his neck. Dad just woke up from a dream, stopped and scolded, "You ghost girl! ""I made a face at my father and said, "I call this' luring the enemy in'. Come with me!" I put the lifebuoy under my father's arm and said, "You can swim boldly and safely. With the protection of lifebuoy, there will be no danger. " Dad just fluttered in the water. I don't know whether my father has a high understanding of swimming or I "teach well". Before long, my father learned to hold his breath and kick. After a while, I saw my father swimming more and more freely, so I secretly pulled out the valve plug of the lifebuoy while he was not paying attention. The lifebuoy suddenly deflated, and my father took two sips of water and struggled in the water in desperation. I shouted at my father, "Don't be nervous, paddle and kick …" Soon, my parents steadied themselves and miraculously swam a few meters forward.
After swimming for a while, I went ashore with my father. Dad said with a straight face and pretended to be angry, "you have a lot of courage." What should you do if you murder your father? " He gave my ear a little twist and we all laughed.
Dad learns swimming composition 2 One day, dad said to take me swimming. Hearing this, I jumped for joy!
When we came to the river, there were already many people swimming here. I can't wait to put on my bathing suit and walk into the shallow water with my swimming ring. Then dad also came to the river. When my father sees me, he can only float on the water with a swimming ring and can't swim. He said to me, "Look, children about your age can swim. I'll teach you to swim, and you'll learn. "
Dad told me to take off my swimming ring and stand by and watch him swim. Then hold my waist with your hand and tell me to master breathing. My hands and feet should keep balance when paddling hard. I can't lean left or right. Otherwise my body will lose its center of gravity and sink. Then, my father held my chin and let my whole body float on the water. I have been practicing as my father taught me. After practicing and practicing, I don't know when my father quietly retracted and grabbed my hand. I can't believe I didn't sink. I practiced repeatedly, and finally I was able to float and swim a short distance. I'm too happy to go home.
With the help of my father, I finally learned to swim. At the same time, I also know that no matter what I learn to do, as long as I study hard, I will definitely learn.
My father taught me to crawl underwater again. I watched my father do it first. I saw my father crawling under the water with his hands on his hands. I thought it was simple, so I did it. Unexpectedly, my body went straight up, and it took me a lot of effort to press it down. I crawl like my father. Suddenly, my whole body was floating, but that's what I wanted. I paddled with my hands and feet and swam several meters at a time. I am very happy! Keep practicing like this and finally learn it!
After this incident, I understand the true meaning of the words "failure is the mother of success" and "where there is a will, there is a way".
Hold my waist, tell me to master breathing, and pay attention to my balance while paddling hard with my hands and feet. I can't lean left or right, or my body will lose its center of gravity and sink. Then, my father held my chin and let my whole body float on the water. I repeated the essentials my father taught me once again. In the few seconds when my father let go, I didn't sink, but I could swim a short distance forward. My heart is shaking. Ah, I can swim. Because of the excitement in my heart, my hands and feet lost coordination, my body lost balance and suddenly sank again. After many exercises, I can finally float and swim a short distance.
After this incident, I understand the true meaning of the words "failure is the mother of success" and "where there is a will, there is a way". Although I haven't learned it yet, I will practice more in the future.
When I got to the river, I couldn't wait to jump into the shallow swimming pool. I sank into the water as usual, so I quickly stood up and wiped the water drops from my hair and face. Mom and dad couldn't help laughing loudly when they saw me like this.
Dad came over and smiled and said to me, "You must master swimming skills when you learn to swim." So, my father showed me the swimming posture first. I followed my father's posture, but I still sank into the water. At this time, my mother next to me handed me the swimming ring. With the buoyancy of the swimming ring, I was happy to float on the water and felt flattered. But it hurts me to see that children about my age can swim freely in the water.
Dad had already seen through my mind, so he took me to a deeper place.
Dad learns swimming composition 3. The story goes like this-one day, my parents and I went to Nanjing Sun Palace to play, and my father fell into the water like deep water, head down, scaring the lifeguard into the water and dragging him up. It's really close Looking at my father's embarrassment, I silently made up my mind that I must learn to swim so as not to become the second "father".
In the first swimming class, I had an indescribable feeling in my heart, whether it was excitement or fear. I quickly changed my bathing suit, put on my swimming cap and goggles, put on my slippers, and followed other students who were learning to swim to the swimming pool area. As soon as I entered the door, I saw that the huge swimming pool was filled with clear water, and I could see it at a glance. The walls on the left and right sides are covered with pictures of various swimming movements, which makes people have the idea of swimming in the water at once. The coach asked us to sit by the pool, first told us the precautions and essentials of swimming, then let us do warm-up exercises before swimming, and finally let us go into the water in shallow water. We were so excited that we stood in the water and stamped our feet, splashed water on each other and had a water fight. We quieted down in the coach's icy eyes. The coach said to us, "If you want to learn to swim, you must first learn to hold your breath, so our first lesson today is holding your breath.". Now I'll show you. " After that, I saw the coach straighten his hands, put his palms down flat, float on the water, take a deep breath, then put his head in the water, and finally straighten his legs flat, and it was ok. I think holding your breath means not inhaling. What's so hard about it? So, I also learned to do it like a coach. The first few movements were ok. When I was floating on the water after my legs were straightened, I felt the water drilling straight into my nose and ears, itchy and uncomfortable, and my body was sinking. I was scared in my heart and thought: It's really not easy to learn to swim, but I still strengthened my confidence and studied hard when I thought of my father's embarrassment. After repeated practice, I am getting better and better ... I have learned a lot of swimming postures such as freestyle and breaststroke, and I have made many good friends! How happy I am!
Haha, after learning to swim, many people envy me very much, and some people want to worship me as a teacher, and I have generously fulfilled them. Oh, not much to say. It is time. I must teach my adult students to swim. Goodbye!
After 12 days of summer training, I finally learned to swim. Now, I can swim happily in the water and flip up and down in different ways!
Today, my father and I went to the swimming pool. However, no kidding, dad is still a "landlubber". He said, "Beibei, dad wants to learn to swim, too. Can you be a coach this time? " "Really?" I asked in surprise. "Of course, I will listen to you today. I won't stop until I learn to curse!" My father's words amused me.
Well, dad really asked me to teach him. After I got into the water, I became a coach seriously. I'll teach my dad how to pinch water first. It is said that he learned "dog crawling" from his grandfather when he was a child, which is a little basic and can be done without choking a few mouthfuls, much better than I did at the beginning. Then it's time to teach him to kick. This time, my father was full of "stupidity", and he couldn't do anything I asked. He either has no strength or misses, and his legs are extremely uncoordinated. Looking at my father's pathetic strength lying by the pool, I couldn't be strict, so I had to demonstrate again and again, dive into the water and grab his feet for action. After my unremitting efforts and my father's unremitting efforts, I finally finished the kicking action, and I still stood still. After learning to kick, you can swim in the water as long as you straighten your arms, but a complete breaststroke needs to learn to stroke and breathe with your arms. Dad choked a lot of saliva because his hands and feet moved differently. How funny! As a coach, I work hard. I swam to my father's left and then to his right for a while. It's really bad to just "go ashore" for exercise. Just like slowing down in the movie, I stretched out my arm and rowed slowly, which attracted many people to watch and embarrassed my father.
My father and I spent nearly four hours in the water, and our hands and feet were wrinkled and exhausted. However, my father and I finally learned to swim as they wished. At this time, my mother, who has been sitting on the side, jokingly said, "Little friend, I didn't expect you to be a crash coach!" " Even the serious "real" coach said to his mother, "Your daughter is really amazing!" Hey, hey, I'm learning sales now!
Actually, my dad is better.
Dad learns swimming composition 5 This evening, my parents and I went swimming in the water park. At first I didn't know how to swim, so I asked my father to teach me. I didn't want to learn at first, but seeing that others can swim, I won't. My face turned red at once, and finally, I had to agree.
My father taught me to crawl underwater first. I watched my father do it first. I saw my father crawling under the water with his hands on his hands. I thought it was simple, so I did it. Unexpectedly, my body went straight up, and it took me a lot of effort to press it down. I crawl like my father. Suddenly, my whole body was floating, but that's what I wanted. I paddled with my hands and feet and swam several meters at a time. I am very happy! Keep practicing like this and finally learn it!
I learned to swim today. I'm so happy!
Dad learns swimming composition 6 Summer is coming, swimming is the most refreshing exercise in summer, and I am the only "landlubber" in our family, so dad decided to teach me to swim this summer, but I still brought my "water bodyguard"-swimming ring. When I got to the swimming pool, my father said, "I'll tell you how to swim first, and then I'll show you." After that, I plopped into the water. I carefully observed my father's swimming posture: he dived into the water first, then rowed quickly and rhythmically with his hands, and his feet stretched out and retracted like frogs. Every movement seems to be full of energy and strength. I knew at a glance that my father was going to teach me breaststroke. After a while, dad swam around and came back. I'm about to go into the water with my swimming ring. Father said loudly, "since you are learning to swim, why do you want to bring a swimming ring?" So I put it aside. I jumped into the water and started swimming like my father, but it only took me a few seconds to fall. My father quickly picked me up and said to me, "Don't be nervous." So I tried again. This time, I didn't sink after dozens of seconds. I was very proud, but then I felt a little unstable, so I was confused and panicked. Sure enough, it sank again This time, my hand was cut and my foot was trampled, which didn't help. When I sank to the bottom, my father's strong hand lifted me up again. I'm scared this time.
When I got home, I thought: swimming is really difficult. But nothing is difficult in the world, if you put your mind to it. I will definitely learn to swim!
Dad learned swimming composition 7. I still remember that it was 20xx 10/2/0. Dad decided to take me to learn swimming.
Dad came to the swimming pool with the necessities of swimming and my favorite waterproof watch. At that time, I was so excited that I thought: This is my first time swimming, and I made up my mind: I must study hard and strive to learn today. But when I came to the swimming pool, I was shocked! Afraid! I, a landlubber, am usually most afraid of water. Today, when I saw the water in the swimming pool, I was scared. Just when I wanted to say to my father, "I don't want to learn." When I said this, my father suddenly pushed me to the swimming pool from behind me. At this time, I am like an arrow-I am out of control. I closed my eyes, fainted and fell into the pool. "Help! Help! Come and save me, dad. " I shouted, only to find my father standing by the pool, motionless. When I saw my father, I knew he wouldn't come to save me today. I've never been treated like this. I hate my father very much. However, I found that my body had gradually sunk to the bottom of the swimming pool. Just when I was desperate, a warm hand slowly lifted my body to the surface. I turned around and saw my father say to me with a smile, "If I hadn't pushed you into the swimming pool just now, you would always be afraid of water. Now that I have been exposed to water, I won't be so afraid of water as before. I thought about it carefully: "exactly as my father said." "Then, I began to learn breaststroke. My father taught me breaststroke on the shore of the swimming pool and practiced it many times. Then he asked me to practice in the water. At this time, my father never left me for a moment, but taught me again and again. After practicing for an hour, I can swim alone more skillfully. Dad was very satisfied with my performance and showed a bright smile on his face.
Dad, I want to thank you! Because of your cruel push, let me know that water is not terrible and I can overcome it. Dad, I want to thank you! Because of your patient teaching, I quickly learned the breaststroke.
Dad learns swimming composition 8 This evening, my parents and I went swimming in the water park.
At first I didn't know how to swim, so I asked my father to teach me. I didn't want to learn at first, but seeing that others can swim, I won't. My face turned red at once, and finally, I had to agree.
My father taught me to crawl underwater first. I watched my father do it first. I saw my father crawling under the water with his hands on his hands. I thought it was very simple, so I did it, but my body straightened up and I paid the price. "
It took a lot of effort. "Just after I pressed my body down, I learned to climb like my father. Suddenly, my whole body floated, but just to my liking, I paddled with my hands and feet and swam for several meters in one breath. I'm so happy! Keep practicing like this and finally learn it!
I learned to swim today. I'm so happy!
One day, "master swimmer" dad took me to the swimming pool to teach me how to swim.
I can't believe my ears. When I came to my senses, I jumped three feet and cried, "Great! You did a good job. What a great idea! " As we spoke, we brought swimming rings, towels, goggles and other tools. My father took me to the swimming pool on a motorcycle.
When I arrived at the "training ground", I quickly changed my swimsuit and prepared to accept the taste of "training".
When I arrived at the swimming pool, I saw people playing, flapping and competing in the water ... I really wanted to jump down and play with them! But I looked at the cold water again, and suddenly I was afraid. Just when I wanted to verify it, my father suddenly said, "Jump!" "When I said this, I gave my back a push. Unconsciously, I plopped into the water and choked a few times. I don't think water is as terrible as I thought. " Yes! If I just jumped by myself, I wouldn't suffocate. "Just when I regretted it, my father said," I learned to swim! Forget it if you don't learn! " I hurried to my father.
I began to learn to swim. My father demonstrated it first, and I learned it as a "coach" immediately. I fell down before I could swim. I quickly got up and asked strangely, "Dad, how did you learn this trick?" "Dad said," I've practiced this trick! " He said, he picked up a towel and tied it around my stomach. Then he made me swim on my stomach like a frog, and my father took me everywhere. Gradually, gradually, I seemed to think I could do it, so I said to my father, "Dad, it's okay!" " Dad said and let go of his hand, and a miracle appeared! I can swim by myself! I can't believe my eyes.
Ah! Today, I learned to swim, and I can't forget this day.
Dad learns swimming composition 10 Dad is 40 years old, but he is still a "landlubber". Every time he sees me swimming freely in the water, he is envious.
This summer vacation, I plan to be a little teacher and teach my father to swim. One day, I took my father to the swimming pool and did a series of warm-up exercises. Then we jumped into the water together. I solemnly said to my father, "learning to swim is not an easy task." First, I taught my father to hold his breath. For the first time, dad quickly plunged his head into the water and quickly raised his head. I asked my father, "How did you raise your head so quickly?" Dad said to me loudly, "I'm suffocating!" " "I quickly said," I'm sorry, the little teacher made a little mistake and forgot to remind you that the nose can't breathe underwater. I told my father to take a deep breath and try again. Dad is really amazing, "1, 2, 3 ..." He actually held his breath for more than twenty seconds! I said to my father, "You have learned to hold your breath now. As long as you relax, your body will naturally float. "Dad did as I said, and it really drifted. Then, I taught my father to push the wall and slide. I gave my father a demonstration first. Step on the bottom of the pool with one foot, press the other foot on the pool wall, plunge your head into the water, and press your foot on the pool wall. My body immediately slipped forward for a long time. Dad is very clever. As soon as he learns, he will become proud and confidently say, "It's easy to learn to swim!" " "I seriously said to my father,' Don't be too proud. The next kicks and strokes are much more difficult than these. "I'll teach my dad kicking and paddling first, which is really a piece of cake for my dad. But when I asked my father to do these two movements together, my father was full of "stupidity": either the hand movements were not done well or the leg pedals were not in place. I took pains to encourage my father: "Don't worry, take your time, and listen to my password: retract your leg, open it, push it, row it, retract your leg, open it, push it, row it ..." Under the command of my password, my father's actions became more and more coordinated.
After more than an hour of practice, my father can swim for more than ten meters with his head stuffy and his breath held. He gave me a thumbs-up: "You are a good coach for crash courses!" " "I smiled happily.
If you want to learn swimming, you can come to my "little coach" in this crash course!
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