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Tik Tok's funny good night phrases, good night hilarious sentences and talking about the complete works.

1. Every lonely night, apart from being sad, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.

I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

If you sleep late, you will get sleepy in the morning. If you go to bed early, you will still feel sleepy in the morning. The conclusion is: I am not fit to get up.

5. Others look good when they smile, but you are different. You look funny.

6. Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

7. When in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

8. I just want to be a lightning bolt and kill those who say I am fat. As a result, I became a wall, blocking their view.

9. In the future, I will make a movie "In those years, we girls who were not chased", so I don't believe it.

10. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

1 1. When you cross the bridge, you will never succeed in losing weight. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge.

12. Do you think everyone went to sleep quietly after saying good night? Who believes who is a big fool. I'm relieved at ordinary times, and I can finally go back to Weibo to play games.

13. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles.

14. Now the merchants are really embarrassed. Even the once-free drum-laughing hippo has now become a vip.

16. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

17. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

18. After seeing me, you will suddenly find out-ah, the original handsome can be so single-minded!

19. When one or two people say you are fat, you don't think so, but when more and more people say you are fat, you will know the seriousness of the matter, and there are more and more liars.

20. If you don't like me, I will cry with your trouser legs and wipe your nose with your clothes. I don't want decency, just you.

2 1. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

22. Yesterday I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

At our age, we must wear a helmet when driving an electric car, otherwise we will be recognized by our classmates when driving a BMW Mercedes-Benz.

Swearing is a profound knowledge, and not everyone can try it casually. You'd better stop trying in vain.

25. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!

People say you are young and like a student, not because you look small, but because you are dressed dirty.

27. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

28. You don't like me at all. You talk to me every day just to steal my expression pack.

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1, work, take a step back, love, take a step back.

2. The simplest way to live a long life in history: keep breathing and don't die.

3, local love takes time, long-distance love costs phone bills, and traffic is not loved.

Someone asked me, what is money? I scratched and thought about it. This is something I don't have.

5. An incisive sentence: You know my length, and I know your depth.

6. I spend half of my weekly salary on eating and half on losing weight.

7. You said that we would grow old together, but you secretly put oil on it.

8. Summer is here, but the body is still trapped in winter.

9. The bed is the gentle hometown of dreams and the coffin box of dreams.

10, please don't shit in front of the fly, it will think you are showing off your wealth.

1 1. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp, but the fact is that I am too lazy to even cramp.

12, although famous flowers are taken, hoes are more ruthless; As long as the hoe swings well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

13, I left quietly, as I came quietly. Wave a ticket without taking away a gem.

14. Do you love me or not? That's your business, not mine. All I know is that I love you.

15, people's life is really interesting, there are activities and walks.

16, when I often look in the mirror, I have the strength to live again.

17, if I were a farmer in the world, the next Bill Gates would definitely be me.

18, I have pimples on my face since I was a child, and I will definitely get a pit on my face in the future.

19, men and women don't give and receive, so there are hundreds of millions of people in the world.

20. Two students had a good time, but they were a little tired. A was angry and said, "You really can't change your mind and dare to bite me!" " "

2 1, I keep a low profile, but I won't keep a high profile.

22. The sky is falling, you have to bear it first. Go home and have a meal and find a stick.

23. I have insomnia recently. I can't sleep at night and wake up during the day.

24. Love is like a buffet. If you don't take the initiative to take food, you can't eat anything.

25. I never do anything that I regret. I only do things that you regret.

26. To put it bluntly, TV is similar to beauty: you watch it every day, and people go to school every day.

27. Time flies, and I still can't change the fact that I am not a lady.

There is nothing but embarrassment and silence when talking to a person who has no sense of humor. ...

29. Everyone is looking for him, but he is in the deepest part of his underwear.

"I love you" is an ellipsis, and its whole sentence should be: "I love your money".

3 1, yeah! I finally gave up drinking. Let's celebrate with a bottle of wine.

32, haha, not bad, it turns out that we are all rolling farther and farther with the earth.

33. When summer comes, I realize that "staying in a cool place" is really not a curse.

34. You don't have me in mind. Why should I put myself in your heart?

35, you are crazy, I am a fool, lingering towards the cliff.

36. I haven't seen the weather forecast recently. The host said that you call every day, but the ground service is not good.

37. Sometimes, when I think quietly, I am actually quite active.

38. Some people belong to mops, and things are clean when dragged.

39. Be a bully before the exam and have a nice winter vacation. Surf the Internet for a while, and bury the examination room at the end of the term.

Tik Tok's emotional quotations and short sentences

1. The real disappointment is not yelling, crying, or losing my temper with you, but what you did has nothing to do with me.

Sometimes, you think it will be a lifetime, but in the end, you find that everything can be changed in an instant. Sometimes, you always find it difficult to continue. Living is a lifetime. Emotional things are really beyond your planning. People who are willing to give everything for you today may be strangers tomorrow. Love is independent of people's wishes, only those who really love it.

One day, I will let go of my persistence and reluctance, and live a new life without you with a little regret.

It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. My heart is getting cold and my leaves are turning yellow. The story is slowly written to the end, because there are too many disappointments, love becomes not love.

In this world, there is no feeling of not going back. Even if you really go back, you will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart. Yes, we can't go back, so we have to go straight ahead.

I miss you very much, but I have to pretend to be indifferent. I feel sad when I think about it myself.

7. Sometimes, you choose to keep your distance from someone, not because you don't care, but because you clearly know: stop fantasizing, ta doesn't belong to you. There is a city in everyone's heart, where an impossible person lives. That man has gone through youth for a while, but he will stay in his memory for a lifetime.

8. The love I want is simple: I talk and you listen; When I am willful, you will love; When I need you, you will be by my side; You were there when I turned around. That's enough.

9. It takes a moment to reach out, but it takes many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life. If there is no debt, how can we meet?

10. No matter whether you are here or not, people with a heart will miss you. Unintentional feelings, whether you are good or not, just don't matter. After a long walk, there is always an understanding. You have to experience many things to see some people clearly.

1 1. After separation, my biggest feeling is not how good I am, nor how bad you are, but that I have seen myself clearly and understood the meaning of being together. Good love is always the effort of two people, not the compromise of one person.

12. If you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway. You know, I can get used to loneliness, but none of us can accept loneliness when someone is around.

13. Sometimes you can't let go of a person, not because that person is irreplaceable, but because you spend too much time and energy on that person. Once separated, it's like a castle carefully built by yourself with time and youth crashing down.

14. When I am too lazy to take the initiative, maybe I am too disappointed. We are all like children, fooling around because of dependence. Politeness is because of strangeness. Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.

15. Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, what is left is the life, and the person who comes to the end is the right person.

16. How many people missed it because they didn't say anything, how many regrets were missed, and how many people stubbornly lived in the regrets of missing, and finally chose to muddle along.

17. The reason why you feel uncomfortable is probably because you invested a lot of time and energy, but you didn't get what you wanted in the end. The way you are lost and filled in an instant makes you feel unworthy.

18. We used to love someone for a few years, and then we forgot for a few years. I loved it very strongly, and I was heartbroken, and then I got married in a hurry holding hands with others. Don't drink alone without me and don't come to me again. You should be happy. I'm here with you.

19. The best companionship is not verbal commitment, but continuous existence. No pure fool in this world is willing to play dumb for you. It's all true. No really stupid person will bear it for you because of deep feelings.

20. You will continue to meet some people, and you will continue to bid farewell to some people, from strangeness to familiarity, from familiarity to strangeness, from congenial to parting ways, from meeting each other late to not seeing each other.

Tik Tok short sentence

1. In the future, you only need to be better than one person, and that person is you now.

2. She promised you sweet words, and I only have one sentence that I don't regret, which has fulfilled your today, tomorrow and my next summer.

When you are getting better and better, you will meet more and more excellent people.

4. When you are strong, you will meet someone stronger than you; When you get better, you deserve better.

Jealousy also exists in the world of friendship, and its taste is no less than love.

6, this life has gone all the way to black, tasteless, meaningless and fearless.

Please don't hold my hand when I really leave.

8. I will eventually return my youth to her. Together with the summer when my fingertips bounce, my heart will go with the wind. In the name of love, are you still willing?

9. I like it so cheap now. If I delete my friends, there is nothing.

10, what a feeling of helplessness and despair. You are close to him, but you can't love him. You are willing to give him up just to make him happy.

1 1, do you want me to apologize or let me confess?

12, there is no constant promise, only endless lies.

13, I am very serious when you come. I can't be decadent any more, even if I have to make a lot of efforts, even if I sacrifice.

14, there is only one thing in this society, and it is difficult to share the happiness.

15, love is debauchery and lust. Love is going to Qian Fan, where you can taste the world again and return to the old mountains and old waters with warm wine and tea cups, brocade and vegetarian meals.

16, in the washed glass jar, spread a layer of ginger old rock sugar and pour a bottle of osmanthus fragrance to brew an altar in late autumn and warm a pot of warmth.

17, the word "grow up" doesn't even have a radical capital, so it looks lonely at first glance.

18, I never know how natural it is to let nature take its course, but I know how realistic it is.

19, may you be warm in three winters, may you be chilly in spring, may you have a lamp at night, an umbrella in the rain, and may you have a lover on the road.

20. Some things are not worth forgiving in the first place, regardless of size.

2 1. If you like someone, go after her. If you can't be friends, what can you do as friends? I don't lack friends, I just need you.

22. Our biggest mistake is to give the worst temper and the worst side to the people closest to us.

23. Pay more attention to your heart. Communicate with interesting people and confess to the people you love.

24. Don't be satisfied, but ask for a clear conscience.

25. We always lose too much and understand too late.

26, life, there is always a memory, can not go back, can not walk out.

27. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. It is no accident that he will teach you something.

28. In my eyes, you are particularly beautiful, from eyelashes to dandruff.

29. If one day I want to wander, it is not because I am tired of my hometown, not because the winter here is too long, but because I finally know your direction.

The direction of the tree is determined by the wind. You decide your own direction.

3 1, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I would like to open this cemetery into a garden.

32. I still remember that you promised not to let me find you, but you followed the migratory birds back to the south so far that love was broken like a kite, and you couldn't keep your promise.

33, life is very tired, don't let your mind get tired again; Life is not long, don't push yourself.

34. There is no need for everyone to know the real you, or you don't have to tell others all the time what kind of person I am. Because it is invalid, people will only be willing to see what they want to see.

35. Best of all, I kiss you before going to bed every day, I can hug you in the middle of the night, and you are still around when I wake up.

36. You said I would meet better people, but in fact you want to have better people.

37. You and I are like children. One day, around a mysterious jam, we tried a little to see how sweet it would be.

38. The first cup wishes you a bright future; Thank you for your second cup. I am really happy with you. The third cup is for you and me, true or false.

One day, you will calm down and read your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

40. Life is like subtraction. If you tear up every page, you can't start over, so cherish every day and tomorrow you will thank yourself for your efforts today.

4 1, through the first half of life, we understand that life is not easy.

42. Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

43. If a girl is guilty, the crime is that you laugh at my eyebrows. Express my feelings line by line, girl, you know?

44. If you were a cactus, I would bear all the pain to hug you.

45. There is no other half of 100%, only 50% of two people are not completely suitable for two people, and only two hearts give in to each other.

46. I have paid for your youth for so many years, in exchange for a thank you for your fulfillment. Complete your chic and adventure, complete my blue sea and blue sky.

47. Some people never know. I will remember his words for a long time. One of his disapproving promises, but I'm trying to wait.

48. Is there anyone you want to see but can't? Is there someone you want to love, but dare not? Is there someone you want to forget, but don't give up?

49. You may not be able to escape, your face may not be uncomfortable, and turning around may not be the weakest.

50, life, there will always be a lot of helplessness, bitterness, only to know the sweetness; After the pain, you can understand the power; If you are stupid, you will grow up. In life, there are always some embarrassing gaps. Some people make you worry, but they can't be together. Some missed, let you miss, but regret for life.

5 1. No one in this world can live without anyone. Even fish can be roasted without water.

It is easier to say it backwards, but not everyone has the courage to understand it.

53. The happiness on the face can be seen by others. Who can feel the pain inside me?

Please pay attention to the food around you. Maybe she will die if she is not careful.

55. Say love first, say no first, and then be tempted not to give up.

56. Don't bother him, don't want to share everything with him, and don't be full of blood and embarrassment.

57. The more annoying things are, the more patient they are. There is nothing in the world that is not annoying.

58. If you are deeply disappointed, what's wrong with being lonely all your life?

59. Feelings will precipitate. How can you love someone fresh every day?

60. There is no reason. Just seeing that you are beautiful and smell good makes me happy. I'll be happy if you come for a while.

Sometimes, the hardest choice we make is the best thing we have ever done.

62. If you don't work hard now, what will you take to prove to those who abandon you how blind it is?

63. Slowly like you, slowly approach, slowly talk about yourself, slowly walk with you, slowly want to cooperate with you, and slowly hand me over to you.

64. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

65. I'm still lamenting the size of the world and indulging in childhood love stories. No truth, no struggle, no jokes.

66. Don't treat your broken heart with someone who is kind to you, you will get what you deserve.

67. Don't waste your best time on unnecessary waiting and indecision.

Remember, when I say it doesn't matter, I don't mean to forgive, but I have self-restraint.

Taking care of yourself is sometimes more touching than trying to be nice to him. This is secular love. Only if you are good enough will someone see your contribution.

70. Don't pretend to work hard, because the result won't accompany you in acting!

7 1, come to me if you want me, don't lose face, you know my temper, you can bow your head if you want me.

72, life is not easy, coax a coax each other, cheat a cheat.

73. I wish I could forget you, just as you forgot me cruelly.

74. There are many things that can't be done in this world, such as birth and death, such as the passage of time, such as you are not with me.

75. You hate privileges because they are not in your hands.

76. Is it true that the deeper you love, the less you know how to get along, for fear that a casual remark will also hurt sensitive hearts?

77. When a woman misses the man she wants to marry most, she will become picky. When a man misses the woman he wants to marry most, he will become careless.

78. People are so strange, using attacks to test the bottom line and using injuries to woo.

79. When we were young, we all loved each other. Love is so painful and sad.

80. People who have broken up probably feel this way. Recalling the whole relationship is like showing a movie. Two people from strange to familiar, from sweet to dull, and then to indifference. You look at this process and want to change something, but you find that you can't do anything at all.

8 1, everyone has a dead end, they can't get out by themselves, others can't get in, I put the deepest secret there, you don't understand me, I don't blame you.

82. Sometimes I fall in love with some feelings that I know are painful.

83. I hope to have a person like you, such as the refreshing wind in the mountains and the warm light in the ancient city. It doesn't matter from morning till night, from Shan Ye to the study. As long as it's you in the end.

84. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most. The person who makes you laugh heartlessly is the one who loves you the most.

85, others like you, I can get you back, but you like others, what do you want me to do?