Riddle joke

Pregnant woman: Can't you see I'm pregnant? (Pregnant women should give up their seats in Well Lee ..)

Well Lee: (nervous) ... I can see that ... but the baby is not mine. ..

Pregnant women: ...

Sean: Xiaoyi, look, that man is feeding tea to the hen.

Kung fu: That man is really stupid. ..

Sean: Why do you say that about him? ..

Martial arts: Even if the hen is fed tea, it is impossible for that chicken to lay tea eggs. ..

Sean: ...

Wang Ye: Liang Xing ... let me tell you a story ... Once upon a time, there was a male deer. He walked faster and faster ... What do you think it will become?

Hang Liang: I don't know. ..

Wang Ye: It will become an expressway. ..

Bright lines: ...

Yu Jun: Take this bag, too. ..

Jane: I have four bags .. You didn't take anything .. Are you embarrassed?

Yu Jun: I still hold you. You can weigh 100 dozens of Jin ... what I took was much heavier than what you took. ..

Jianbo: ...

One day ... Vision Wei went to the boys' dormitory to visit the fast man ... and got up and left. ...

Sean: Brother Shi, let's go after dinner. ..

Vision Wei: No, I have something to do. ..

Sean: What's the hurry? You don't even eat. ..

Vision Wei: Eat. ...

Sean: ...

Yu Jun: Jianbo .. You lost the guessing game yesterday .. It's your turn to clean the refrigerator. ..

Jianbo: I cleaned it up long ago. ..

Yu Jun: Really?

Jianbo: Of course it's true .. Everything is delicious. ..

Yu Jun: ...

Sean: You said that a tortoise has four legs. It walked through a pile of cow dung, leaving only three footprints. Why?

Martial arts: . . (Ah, cow dung, alas, you can see it is so dirty)

Yu Jun: Hey, Brother Xiang, you can't be serious. I'm eating, 555555 ~ ~ ~

Well Lee: OK, tell me the answer. I'll dub you if it's cold! ! ~~~~

Sean: Haha, I can't guess, because the tortoise walked by with its nose held. Of course, there are only three footprints left. Dig ha ha. ~~~~~

Well Lee: One night, a group of fireflies were flying in the air ... suddenly one of them didn't light up ... Do you guess why it didn't light up?

Sean: Because it's dead. ..

Well Lee: Wrong!

Sean: Why is that? ..

Well Lee: Because fireflies didn't pay the electricity bill last month. ..

Sean: ...

Wushu: Do you know why Yao can't catch Pikachu?

Sean: Huh? Why? Does Pikachu have electricity?

Wu: No, no, because Yao Ming is in the rocket. He is so stupid! ! ~~~~~

Sean: .............

Kung fu: I met a foreigner last time. He asked me why there is a wooden character next to the word "cup" in Chinese characters in China. Let me test you.

Well Lee: I don't know.

Sean: Yes, say it!

Kung fu: I told him, because there is a no next to it, which means it is not made of wood. Ha ha!

Martial arts: What is a mouse that walks on two legs?

Sean: I don't know.

Martial arts: Silly, it's Mickey Mouse. What is that duck that walks on only two feet?

Sean: Donald Duck.

June Wu said while stealing Sean's snacks: stupid, ducks walk on two feet!

Sean: Little goldfish, don't talk when you commit a crime. . . . .

Sean: Let me ask you something. A turtle fell into the river. What is this?

Martial arts: Lotus?

Sean: No.

Well Lee: What's that?

Sean: Ross (no turtle)

Well Lee: ...

Sean: Next question,

Ahem, another turtle fell into the river. Let me give it a name.

Martial arts: white roses?

Well Lee: Red roses?

Sean: No, it should be wild roses (and no turtles).

Martial arts Well Lee: = =

One day, Sean went to buy drinks ... and saw Wu Yi and Xing Wu on his way back. ..

Sean handed Xing Wu a bottle of drink. ..

Wushu: Wuxing ... Sean's brother gave you a glass of wine ... what to say ... (I want Xing Wu to say thank you ...).

Xing Wu: What about the straw?

Sean and Wushu: ...

Xing Wu: Brother, I am the strongest in our class. ..

Wu Yi: Why do you say that? ..

Wu Xing: The exam results were announced today. The teacher said that I was holding the whole class back by myself. ..

Martial arts: ...

Girl: (blushing) Brother Wu Yi ... actually ... likes you for a long time. ..

Kung Fu: Hehe ... Really?

Girl: hmm ... what do you think? ..

Wushu: (shy) Actually, I am ... I am ... very good. ..

Girl: (excited) What about you? ..

Martial Arts: (Sorry) I like myself, too. ..

Girl: ...

Sean: Xiao Wei ... Do you hold a grudge?

Well Lee: How come? I never hold grudges. ..

Sean: Really, I can't. ..

Well Lee: Generally speaking, I have a grievance, and I reported it on the spot. ..

Sean: ...

Liu Xin broke up with his girlfriend. ..

Girlfriend: Xinxin .. Forget me. ..

Liu Xin: Yes ... but I ... .....

Girlfriend: You don't have to say anything .. Remember to forget me. ..

Liu Xin: But I never thought of you. ..

Girlfriend: ...

Seeing Jun Yu bullying martial arts. ...

Hang Liang: Yu Jun. Don't do this. ..

Yu Jun: What's wrong? ..

Liang Xing: Don't rely on the strong to bully the weak. ..

Yu Jun: But before I bullied him, I didn't know he was weaker than me. ..

Bright lines: ...

The kitchen in the dormitory is on fire .. Call 1 19 on May Day. ...

Martial arts: fire! Fuoco!

Fireman: (⊙ o ⊙) Ah! .. where is it? ..

Martial arts: where .. you are stupid .. my house, of course. ..

Fireman: If you say so, how can we get to your house? ..

Kung fu: That's strange. Don't you have a fire truck?

Fireman: ...

Well Lee: Why do some people hang up the phone the next day after reading this log?

Wushu: ... I don't know.

Well Lee: How stupid! Because they forgot to reprint it!

Wushu: ... (Fiction)