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A guarantee for my girlfriend.
Write a letter of guarantee to your girlfriend: 1 1. Before 1 1 every night, talk about the experience of the day and miss you.
When you say something, you should answer it appropriately. If there are special circumstances, I will inform you in time.
3. After connecting the phone, listen carefully and answer carefully. You can't not answer the phone or hang up for no reason.
If you are sick or unwell, try to visit and stay with you. If there are no conditions, call in time, patiently comfort and enlighten, and urge an early recovery.
5. If something happens, communicate with you calmly in time until the matter is handled well, so as to avoid misunderstanding and unnecessary troubles.
6. Your opinions or suggestions should be carefully considered and analyzed. Once you reach an understanding, you will try your best to complete it.
7. Be my vase and solve your worries.
8. Don't do anything that hurts our feelings. Be single-minded about feelings and finish what you started.
9. From now on, I only love you, spoil you and don't lie to you. I will do everything I promise you, and everything I say to you is sincere. I won't bully you, scold you, believe you, others bully you, and I will come out to help you as soon as possible. If you are happy, I will be happy with you. If you are unhappy, I will make you happy. I always think you are the best.
10, from now on, you can not only love me, you don't have to spoil me, you can lie to me. You don't have to do everything you promised me, and you don't have to keep everything I say. You can bully me and scold me, you don't have to believe me, others bully me, and you don't have to come out to help me at the first time. If I am happy, you don't have to be happy with me. If I'm unhappy, you don't have to make me happy. You don't have to think that I will always be the most handsome. You don't have to see me in your dreams. You don't have to have me in your heart
1 1. When I'm alone, I miss you (kiss you when no one is around). There is only you in my heart, and my love for you will never change. If my body disappears into the dust, my dust will haunt you and think of you; If I am lucky enough to go to heaven, I will also become an angel, fly to your side, kiss you and accompany you. Never abandon you. This love is very important to me, and I cherish it. I don't miss you for a moment! A series of unpleasant things happened before because of misunderstanding. It's nobody's fault. Everything is your own fault. There is a saying that everything is wrong. Wake up first, so I know I'm wrong. I know where I made a mistake. I didn't do enough before, because love is not about how much you get in return, but about whether you really give everything to the person you love. So I know I haven't done enough. I will try my best to do it well. Now there is a sincere love in front of me. I want to cherish it. I don't want to regret it later! God gave me the opportunity to meet you. I must say to you, "I love you, and I want to hold hands with you. I hope that journey is a light year."
Please believe that I love you so much.
Guarantor:
Letter of guarantee for girlfriend 2 1. Take the love of two people seriously, don't touch other girls casually, be a good man who can reassure you and choose a letter of guarantee for your girlfriend.
Don't do anything that hurts our feelings, and be single-minded about them.
I want to discuss major issues with you and reach an understanding before making a decision and fully implementing it. If there are special circumstances, I must make a temporary decision afterwards.
I will leave the economic power of my family to you in the future, in case I accidentally spend it.
I will contact you before 9 o'clock every night to tell you my experience and my thoughts on you, and I will inform you in advance of special circumstances.
6. I keep texting you and reply every time I contact you by SMS. If there are special circumstances, I will inform you in time.
7. If you are sick or unwell, you must call in time, patiently comfort and enlighten you, and urge you to recover soon.
8. If there is a quarrel, I will communicate with you calmly in time until the matter is handled well and avoid misunderstanding and unnecessary trouble.
9. Constantly enrich your application skills, exercise, and make yourself full of vitality in work and life.
10. I promise I will love you very much and won't let you get hurt.
1 1. Promise not to yell at you and don't assign you anything you don't want to do.
12. Be sure not to smoke and drink a little wine.
13. I promise to have time with you.
14. Promise to love you only for life.
15. Promise to remember all our important days and remember them well.
Write a letter of guarantee to your girlfriend 3 1 More care, more love.
The woman said it was cold, so I asked her if she was ill. How can it be cold at such a high temperature? Women eat cold rice, and I say I have bad habits. A woman is cold, no matter what the reason is, I should hold her tight first, even if I can't give her physical warmth, at least I won't make her feel cold. Then I will think about what it's like for a woman to feel cold. Is there really something wrong with her body? Are you considering seeing a doctor? When a woman eats cold rice, whether she is hungry or because she wants to eat something to keep warm, what she has to do is to persuade her not to eat cold rice. If she is really hungry, take the initiative to give her a hot meal. At that time, I said, how can you come back to the north with me like this? Although it was just a sigh, it broke a woman's heart.
When she came back from shopping at the weekend, the woman's feet hurt badly, but she still insisted on going home after shopping. She is tired and doesn't want to get up after sleeping. I can't figure it out again. I think women like shopping. Just come back and have a rest. When I found her sitting on the bed and still didn't want to get up when cooking, I was annoyed and scolded her, being narrow-minded. The woman I love should rest if she doesn't want to get up, not to mention hurting her feet because of shopping.
Second, less impulse and less temper.
Several times, I was angry because women chatted with male netizens. I am very concerned about the content of a woman chatting with a male net friend. If it involves ambiguity, my heart will ache faintly. I'd rather watch a woman joke and chat with some male colleagues or boyfriends in front of me than chat with a male netizen I don't know online. The first time, she sent it to a netizen, and I was very angry. If you don't say yes, just say something out of line, and I'll be sensitive. The second time, she took the initiative to send holiday wishes to male netizens, and my heart was sour. The third time, it was even hotter. She took the initiative to greet the male netizen for a happy birthday, only to know later that it was a misunderstanding, but her heart was still unbalanced. Why do women like to chat with these male netizens? What exactly does she like to talk to them about? If a woman told me what she would talk to them before every chat, I wouldn't have so many questions in my heart.
Doubt sets off my jealousy, so I often become impulsive and lose my temper with women. Actually, I should be more rational. I believe that women will be measured when chatting. Let her slowly change the content she doesn't like. When she is chatting, she can ask calmly instead of attacking her. I believe that as long as I can control my emotions and calmly ask her why, women will certainly be happy to accept my suggestion.
Third, we should have a bigger stomach and a broader mind.
I've been wondering if I'm not doing well now because my mind is not broad enough. As the saying goes, the prime minister can punt in his stomach. I feel that I can't hold the boat, and I can't hold any saliva. Especially on the issue of' between men and women', I am too sensitive and neurotic. On Valentine's Day, a woman took out photos of male students in junior high school, and I muttered to myself: Does she still collect photos of former male students? What do you mean? Does she like one of them? I screwed up our first Valentine's Day because of suspicion. In my memory, if I took photos of the opposite sex in junior high school, I must have a good impression on one of them.
I used to think that two people should not quarrel when they are in love, but I think I am an intellectual at all, and I should not be indifferent to the world. Now I understand that two people together are not only pretending to be lofty and loving, but also quarreling because of different living habits. What is even more frightening is that because of these differences, I will care about each other's behavior, even the slightest ambiguity will drive me crazy. Especially those netizens whom women know, I never think that they know women for no other purpose. Maybe they were disappointed when they met, so they talked about friendship. I don't believe that any man knows her for the sake of pure friendship with female netizens. It is this idea that makes me narrow-minded. Why can't I get bigger? Think about it from another angle, even if you want to hit on my woman, well, your boy is not strong enough to take it from me, is he?
I can be very calm when I think about it when I am awake, but can I still be so calm when I really meet you? It seems that you are a little generous, and you have to cultivate from usual.
You can't say why you really love someone, because love doesn't need a reason. I only know that I want to be with you whenever and wherever I am in a good mood. The real feeling is that two people can be together in the most difficult time, but there is no requirement. After all, feelings have to be paid, not just gained. To get to know each other, I can finally be happy with you.
1. I will contact you every night before 1 1 to tell you what I have learned and miss you.
2. I've been texting you, and I'll reply every time I contact you by SMS. I'll inform you in time if there is something special.
3. After connecting the phone, listen carefully and answer carefully. Don't ignore the phone or hang up the phone for no reason, and ensure that the phone is turned on 24 hours a day. If it is not convenient to answer, you should report it in advance.
If you are sick or unwell, you must visit. If there are no conditions, you should call in time, patiently comfort and enlighten you, and urge you to recover soon.
5. If something happens, communicate with you calmly in time until the matter is handled well, so as to avoid misunderstanding and unnecessary troubles.
6. Your opinions or suggestions should be carefully considered and analyzed. Once an understanding is reached, you should do your best to complete it.
7. After work, actively prepare for your arrival and solve your worries.
8. Constantly enrich your application skills, exercise, and make yourself full of vitality in work and life.
9. Don't do anything that hurts our feelings, and be single-minded.
10. I promise I will love you very much and won't let you get hurt.
1 1. Promise not to make a hullabaloo about or assign you anything you don't want to do.
12. I promise to go shopping with you often.
13. Be sure not to smoke and drink a little wine.
14. I promise to have time with you.
15. Promise to love you only for life.
16. Promise me that I love you every day, forever.
17. Promise to remember all our important days and remember them well.
I especially regret treating you like that. I will make the following commitments in the future. Please believe me and give me another chance to love you, so that I can perform well in front of you all my life.
1. I will never hit you, scold you, quarrel with you or argue with you again.
I will listen to everything you say.
You can go home to visit relatives and friends anytime and anywhere, and I won't stop you. I won't take up your space and time.
I will accompany you to buy clothes every weekend, and I will carry everything.
I do all the housework at home (such as washing dishes, cooking, buying food, cleaning the room, etc.). ).
6. I will cook you eight-treasure rice every month when you are in danger. I also bought a book about this medicated diet. I will learn how to make it delicious. I will also buy you some blood-enriching nutrients (such as the iron chlorophyllin tablets I bought for you from Amway last week). I will also put a hot towel on your stomach. In other cases, I will take good care of you and protect you.
7. Tell you a joke every night. You know I have no sense of humor. I just bought a joke book last week. I can learn this later. I will make you happy every night.
8. Tell you a romantic story every day. I am introverted, you know I don't say these words very much, but I have changed myself.
9. I will never smoke or drink again. Do not participate in gambling. You know that men are not here, how can you lose these? I have given up smoking. I have put up with not smoking for a week. I will stick to it. You know I'm sad every day now.
10, I accompany you to work every day.
1 1, you said my body was not straight. I lean against the wall at home every day 1 hour, wear "good back" when I go out, and go to the gym for exercise after work every day 1-2 hours.
12, poor English ability and poor pronunciation. I read English for 30 minutes every morning and surf the Internet to correct my pronunciation every day. The grade will be tested in the second half of next year.
13, never go to xx, shampoo room, ballroom.
14, I promise to read some books on nutrition every day. I will take good care of your health and won't let you get sick again. You know I don't like reading these books either. I didn't pay attention to your health when I was with you before, and now I regret it very much. I bought two books in September 15. One is a medicated diet for gynecological diseases. I'll make some for you later. The other is "treatment and nursing of gastrointestinal diseases". I didn't pay attention to your health when I went to your place. Is enteritis cured? Now read these two books every day and take some notes. You used to say that your body is cold all year round. Have you eaten the Amway Vib house I bought for you? You must use it according to the above instructions. I have been looking for this kind of book, but I haven't found it yet. I think I'll find it later. A doctor told me that your poor immunity may be the cause, so I want to buy you some nutrients related to these, some medicated diet books related to immunity, and I can cook some dishes for you according to the instructions of the medicated diet books in the future.
15, I will be a good man, a good boyfriend, a good husband and a good father in the future.
16, I will kiss you every morning and say "I love you".
17, I will give you a lifetime of happiness.
Letter of Guarantee for Girlfriend Article 5 Dear, noble, respectful, beloved, great, kind ... Girlfriend and future wife:
I (you, my boyfriend, me, my future husband) swear to heaven today and promise:
1. According to your instructions, I will say I love you actively, enthusiastically, sincerely and sincerely in the future.
You, I miss you, you are my only favorite word. (particularly disgusting. I will whisper to you in bed after turning off the lights at night, in case there are ears in the wall! )
2. I promise I won't lose my temper like you in the future, and I won't have any loud and violent behavior in speech, pronunciation and intonation from time to time, so if you are dissatisfied, angry, etc., all the consequences will be borne by me (the specific way to bear it is to be determined)
Don't show a careless attitude when you call me warmly! Do not argue irrationally, do not make irresponsible remarks! Realize three can't!
4. Make sure not to expose and laugh at your own shortcomings in the future, such as eyelashes are not as good-looking as me, waist is not as graceful as me, calves are not as thin as me, and so on. ........................................................................................................................
5. Make sure that the waiting time when shopping with you and paying cash by credit card will not exceed 0.05 seconds in the future. Or pluck ten leg hairs!
6. I promise that I won't raise any objection when I buy things above 500 yuan that are not very useful in the future. Or I'll pluck 20 leg hairs!
7. Make sure that my follow-up questions will not exceed three sentences when you go out with friends in the future! Offenders-expose the pulled leg hair as chest hair in the room for three minutes!
8. I promise that when you are angry in the future, I will not deceive the party and the people with the words "Don't be angry, please don't be angry, please don't be angry"! Offenders-don't go to the toilet within 10 hour after drinking a bucket of pure water, and you will be responsible for the dysfunction caused by it!
9. Promise to eat two bowls of rice every day, gain weight 10 kg of meat in two months, strive to reach the national defense standard of 59 kg, and then shout at me in the mirror-yes-fat-son! ! ! ! Offenders-watch Empire dubbed by Li while eating!
10, ensure that the above 9 items are absolutely achieved, otherwise-chop!
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