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The day after the reunion, I received the news of the death of classmate 1. What should I do just because he said these drunken words at the dinner table before?

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Tong Xin works the night shift and is always comfortable. She hid in the office with her favorite band's new album in her ear and steaming freshly ground coffee at hand. She took a deep breath.

It smells good!

This coffee bean is really good. Don't waste so much money!

She took a sip, and the bitter taste of coffee slipped down her throat, refreshed and began to fill in today's duty report. At 5 o'clock in the afternoon, the guests entered the front desk without exception. At 7 o'clock in the evening, the guests in the western restaurant are in good condition and there is nothing unusual. In the evening 10, outdoor bonfire party, the light belt at the edge of the flower bed is not bright, which has been handled by the engineering department. ......

Tong Xin finished writing the report, picked up his mobile phone and looked at the dynamics of his old friends.

Can only be called old friends, although I have always maintained my favorite comments in my circle of friends, but even the dialog box has not been opened.

Tong Xin is keen to update his status, such as the bonfire party in the hotel, the touching marriage proposal ceremony, the frustration of running a half marathon, the new electric scooter, and even the cup of coffee he just swallowed.

Ding's hint is a message. He sent the team list.

A week ago, Ma Hui, a college classmate, asked her to book a room. When I was a student, Ma Hui founded a drama club with several others. Ten years have passed. On the tenth anniversary of the club, they are still legends.

That's right!

Twin sisters Yun and Bai Xue, one is a travel blogger among network celebrities, and the other is a well-known anchor of TV stations. President Zhang Yang is a typical rich second generation. In those days, he drove a Maserati, picking up girls and throwing money at club activities. Xueba Dai Ping began to receive employment notices from major companies in her junior year, and she was free to choose a job.

Tong Xin and Dai Ping have a good relationship. They often occupy each other's seats in the library to study, but they gradually lost contact after graduation. Several other people, all in the same college, are more or less connected.

She looked at the list, and sure enough, Baiyun, Snow White, Zhang Yang and Dai Ping were all invited. However, she saw Kong Cangming on the list. He is not a likable person.

Arrogant, he is described as such a person. The point is, he is neither rich nor expensive, nor powerful, but he has been immersed in gangsters since he was a child. Neither his uncle nor his brother has been in prison.

He often said that he was admitted to the university because his ancestors burned incense. Tong Xin feels that she has inherited most of her mother's IQ, but unfortunately she can't change the family atmosphere.

Tong Xin sighed and replied to Ma Hui: "We'll get together when you arrive. I will be the host and do my best as a landlord. "

Ma Hui said politely at the other end of the screen.

A class reunion, so it was finalized.

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Organizer Ma Hui has been working hard. During his stay in the club, he was always responsible for props, inventory and trivial paperwork. Although he is a member of the drama club, he has stage fright. As soon as he opens his mouth, he stutters and can't say a word. He joined the club because he loves my house and my dog. A small party, drunk and rude, exposed. From then on, he no longer performed on stage, but was responsible for logistics chores and enjoyed it.

Today, he is a reporter of a local newspaper, specializing in the social section, and often reports news, good deeds, disasters, lawsuits and disputes. Talk less and write more, not a big reporter, but also the backbone of the newspaper.

Baiyun just announced on her blog that she has started preparing for the wedding. I'm sorry to say that her fiance used to be her brother-in-law. My sister has been married for less than two years, so I sympathize with her for traveling and working all the year round. She doesn't have her own house, so I let her live at home. When I lived here, I met my brother-in-law. In the long run, I accidentally wiped my gun, but I drove my sister out of the house.

This is not the first time. As early as in college, she robbed her sister's boyfriend. However, when young people get together, they will be relieved and get drunk today. Unlike this time when everyone posted it online, the title came out at once: the mistress of an online celebrity took her sister's man!

Snow White is a standard ice beauty, unsmiling, just a pair of big eyes. Obviously, it is the same as Baiyun, but she looks very serious and old-fashioned. Her hair is long and straight, like a dark waterfall. Most of her daily clothes are gray, low-key and calm. It doesn't look like white clouds, wearing fancy clothes, pink hair, national beads on her hands and small bells ringing from time to time.

She hosts news programs on TV, with good image and temperament. When she met her ex-husband, she also felt that she was married thousands of miles away, rich and beautiful. It's a pity that men are ostentatious when they have money, and the secretaries around them are more enchanting.

She is busy driving away Yingying and Yanyan from men around her every day, but she doesn't want to be taken away by her twin sister.

Dai Ping instinctively wanted to refuse the invitation at first sight. Before leaving school, she had a bright future. Then, she fell to the bottom step by step, gave birth to a daughter out of wedlock, humiliated her parents, and was driven out of the house to take care of her children. Excellent work has also been ruined. I can only start as a cheap supermarket tallyman in order to take care of my daughter on time.

Although, seven years after graduation, she has stabilized her life on her own, but the years have polished all her aura. There is no pride in the eyes, only compromise.

These people have not changed as much as the president's propaganda. He now supports his family by delivering food. Father failed in stock trading and fell into the scam of capital plate one after another. The company went bankrupt, the house was mortgaged and the car was sold. In the most difficult time, he changed all his digital products and limited edition sneakers into money.

My father regretted the stroke, my mother grew old overnight, and the family moved to low-rent housing. He can find a glamorous office job, but it is not difficult. The money you can earn is not as good as delivery.

He figured it out, changed his suit, bought a motorcycle, and went in the rain in the wind, which was considered robbery.

Kong Cangming is still mixed up these years, and he didn't find a serious job after graduation. In his words, his home is too big to waste.

He never reveals his career, nor does he brag. Instead, I like to update my status, which is very popular from time to time.

A few days later, when this group met, it was also very interesting. Snow White was very proud. She looked up at the decorations on the wall, but didn't look at her sister. Baiyun said heartlessly, it is good that my sister is here. When she saw Snow White ignoring her, she stuck out her tongue, which bored her.

Ma Hui still around the white clouds, asked her how? Of course he knew that Baiyun was engaged to his former brother-in-law. But he just can't help talking to Baiyun and asking questions.

Make public a rare rest, dark circles are scary, and when I checked in, I dozed off on the sofa.

Dai Ping and Tong Xin are best friends. Although they haven't seen each other for years, they still hit it off. She looked at Zhang Yang and asked, "Why is he so thin and black?"

Tong Xin didn't know what Zhang Yang had experienced, but just echoed: "Yes, thin, black."

Kong Cangming, wearing big sunglasses, shouted in the lobby of the hotel: "This small hotel is quite magnificent!"

He hooked Tong Xin's shoulder: "There is a future, everyone is a manager."

Seven years after graduation, this group of people is not bad, almost 30 years old.

03

In the evening, Tong Xin's treat is in the hotel box. She made a toast to all six students present, and then did it herself.

"I also live in a hotel tonight. I'm not drunk. " It is rare to see them. Tong Xin thinks these are his friends.

"You just bought a new car." Dai Ping asked with a smile.

"electric car! You can only drive in the suburbs, crawl like a snail, and you can't go into the city. I am embarrassed to drive into the hotel and park on the path outside. " Tong Xin felt a little embarrassed. After all, it's not a real car.

"There was an accident in the city before, the so-called electric car!" Kong Cangming sandwiched a large piece of Dongpo meat and asked while chewing: "Isn't it, big reporter?"

Ma Hui is sitting opposite the white clouds. He tried to take the pepper bottle away from Snow White and handed it to Baiyun.

"Don't you eat spicy food? I'll put it there first Baiyun used to eat spicy food. "

"Big reporter!" Seeing that he didn't respond, Kong Cangming knocked on the table with chopsticks.

"hey." Ma Hui replied, "Traffic accident? Maybe it is. Now is not the time to say such things. I'll discuss it with Tong Xin. I want to borrow her car to get props tomorrow. Baiyun, can you come with me? Just for a moment. "

The cup in front of the white clouds is about to bottom out. She scratched her pink hair, combed it behind her ear with her fingers and winked at her: "Yes, reporter Ma."

Ma Hui blushed shyly.

"Is the big reporter shameful?" Kong Cangming smacked his lips and joked, "It's a pity that you always come so late. Baiyun Minghua is taken. It can be said that fat water does not flow outside the field. "

Snow white's face, brushed, became bloodless, and her hands with chopsticks trembled.

"It's really a goddess with an open mind." Kong Cangming was not satisfied, but added emphatically.

Seeing the awkward atmosphere on the wine table, Tong Xin came out to make up the circle and changed the subject: "It's rare to get together and have another drink."

Dai Ping raised his glass and gulped it down, giving Tong Xin enough face.

Kong Cangming's cup reached the bottom and gave Dai Ping a thumbs-up sign: "Xueba is really a good drinker. Can't teach bad children. "

"What do you mean?" Dai Ping gnashed her teeth and lowered her voice.

"It's boring. We all care about the flowers of our motherland. It is not easy to be a single mother. " Kong Cangming took another bite of food.

"Cang Ming, don't go too far." Make public voice is still full of magnetism.

"President's adult, I was wrong. You have had a hard time these years, and you have to worry about me. " Kong Cangming has nothing to hide.

You! Make public kui stood up and stared.

Ma Hui quickly got up and said a kind word to make amends: "Everyone has classmates, and life is wonderful. Don't discuss it. "

There was silence on the dining table.

Make public still stood and didn't sit down, while Xue opened the chair with red eyes, saying, enjoy your meal, and leave first.

04

Tong Xin didn't drink much, but he was in a bad mood and dizzy. He fell on the bed in the duty room and soon fell asleep.

Before going back to her room, she gave Kong Cangming the car keys. He said that when he was eating, he made a slip of the tongue after drinking, and he would go to a coolie to make up for it tomorrow.

Soon, Ma Hui also came to ask her for the key. I heard that she gave it to Kong Cangming, with a hint of disappointment on her face.

He still likes Baiyun so much that he wants to spend more time with her.

Tong Xin thought that if some people like themselves so much, they wouldn't have to work so hard alone.

The next day, Tong Xin was awakened by the phone call from the security guard, and the police came.

She rubbed her eyes and looked at the time. It's almost noon.

"What's the matter?" She cleared her throat.

"Manager Tong, your car was hit and everyone in it was taken to the hospital." The security guard said trembling.

"What? ! "TongXin a tingle, completely awake.

She changed her clothes and rushed to the front desk before combing her hair. She saw the forest team waiting for her at the front desk.

Team Lin is the district police in this area. Before, someone was drunk in the hotel and someone asked him for help.

But this time, he said seriously, "Tong Xin, you come with us to the police station."

Tong Xin wooden nodded, haven't recovered.

Arrived at the police station, Lin team poured her a cup of tea and asked, "What's the situation? What does the person in the car have to do with you? "

He took out a photo, in which Kong Cangming and Baiyun collided violently and were bleeding profusely.

Tong Xin covered her mouth and burst into tears.

"University students. Holes and white clouds. " She ordered the two men in turn. "They are going to attend the anniversary of the club, stay in a hotel and borrow my car to get props."

"Don't they have their own cars?" Lin team asked.

"There seems to be a bus so that they don't have to drive. Several people took a taxi to the hotel. " I feel a little strange, too. "By rights, I should drive."

"The car is yours, and the brakes have been tampered with. Kong is dead and Baiyun is still being rescued. " The relationship between Lin and has always been very good. Remind her.

"What? ! "Kong Cangming just died?

"I have to ask, has anyone ever quarreled with you? After all, it's your car. In case the initial target is you, they are just involved. Xiaoxin, you have to tell me the truth. "

"I, I which have time to make enemies! Even at work, I still owe me 200 hours overtime. I can't wait to wander around the hotel all year round, just a few colleagues. They are better than me. They can still fall in love, make friends and take their children home after work. If you want to complain, you can only say that I am jealous of them. "

"Where's the boyfriend?" Team Lin squinted at her.

"I which have a boyfriend? There will be no more in this life, and I feel that I am going to die alone. "

"So what's the story of these two people?" Team Lin stopped asking questions, knew him very well and basically understood the situation.

Tong Xin's tea is cold. She explained yesterday's meeting, including dinner. (Topic: Never Go to the Homecoming, Lizzie. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting content)