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Humorous skills of chatting

1. When chatting with others, you must learn to praise others. Sincere praise can make the other person feel that your sincerity will bring the relationship between two people closer. 2. If you have a humorous personality, you will become very harmonious when communicating with others, so everyone should learn to have a certain humorous personality and infect others with their optimistic and cheerful personality. 3. When communicating with others, you can tell some jokes appropriately, which will cause the laughter of the other party and make the speaking atmosphere of the two people more relaxed. When chatting with others, you will meet people who are not lovers. At this time, you should learn to forgive generously, don't haggle over every ounce, and you can use some humorous jokes to resolve it. In fact, if you want to have a humorous chat atmosphere with others, you must keep an optimistic spirit, and the language should be sunny, so that others can feel your positive energy. 6. Chat with others humorously, don't care too much about other people's language, be tolerant and know how to find the right topic. 7. If you want to chat with people humorously, you must find a topic that others are interested in, thus arousing others' interest. 8. When communicating with others, you must talk less, learn to listen, give the other person a chance to talk and make the other person feel comfortable. 9. Choose the right time when you speak. If the timing is wrong, sometimes words will be misunderstood. 10, when communicating with others, you can add some body movements appropriately, which can make your words more specific. 1 1, "You are quite stupid" was revised as: "Your IQ is as thin as the oxygen in the Himalayas." 12, "Don't be afraid of lightning" was changed to: "Remember to smile when you meet lightning. The sky is taking pictures of you." 13, "Why do you always take selfies" was changed to: "Why do you always take selfies? I have seen it countless times and my hands are sore. " 14, "Are you asleep?" It was changed to: "Although you are sleeping now, my brain is still working overtime for you." 15, "I don't like you, so fat" was changed to: "I don't want to tease you, because you seem to be heavy, weighing on my heart." 16, "Hello" changed to "Hello, can I talk for a second" Humor Skills of Chatting 2 1, deliberately not playing cards according to the routine is deliberately misinterpreting the meaning of girls' words, which will produce an unexpected sense of humor. Example 1 female: \ I don't think I know you very well. \ Man: \ It doesn't taste good if it's too ripe. Female: Do you want to chase me? Male: Yes, then you should run now. Make good use of reverse thinking. When a girl says something formal to you or asks you a question, you don't know how to answer it at the moment. You might as well try to use reverse thinking, which will produce unexpected contrast and bring a sense of humor to the chat. Example 1 Female: \ Hi, hello \ Male: \ Wow, it feels like a blind date \ Example 2 Female: \ There is a boy who has been very kind to me, and I hesitate to stay with him \ Male: \ I am very kind to you, too, so you should consider me \ 3. Use your imagination and deliberately exaggerate to make your chat dull. Example 1 Female: \ I think you are a playboy \ Male: \ There are 3,000 beautiful women in my harem \ Example 2 Female: \ Your voice makes people feel very manly \ Male: \ Does a man remind you of Tibetan mastiffs and dogs? Learn to laugh at yourself when appropriate, which is an important way of humor. On the surface, it is to discredit yourself, but it leaves the impression that the other party is witty and generous. It can be said that many humorous people are laughing at themselves. Example 1 male: \ I want to ask if you like stinky tofu \ female: (not talking) male: \ I really admire myself and talk to death \ example 2 female: \ I am older than you, you should call me elder sister \ male: \ So you have the same hobby of pretending to be an old man as me \