Three people's jokes

When a person goes to see a doctor, the doctor always says ". . . . . Oh! "So, the doctor said to the patient," Go pee! (Drink) "The patient drinks after urinating! Then the patient finally peed another cup, and the doctor called the station. The doctor called "Wang Shangju! Wang Shangju! (Lift up) "The patient kept lifting up after hearing this, and Wang Shangju said," Here! (Down) "The patient took the poor cup. . . . . Urine, it's poured out ~ Cao Cao and Jiang Gan Army Enemy at the Gates (Zhuge Liang appears on the tower) Jiang Gan: Zhuge Raul, come down if you dare! Zhuge Liang: I said. . . Fuck. . How is your mother? Jiang Gan: Oh. . All right. . All right. . (Cao Cao's morale drops by half) Cao Cao (in a low voice): Look at your stupid name, poor boy. Cao Cao: Zhuge Raul, get down if you dare! Zhuge Liang: Fuck. . How is your family? Cao Cao: All right. . All right. . One day, Yahoo and Sina were walking in the desert and saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " Yahoo was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "this is simple and will satisfy you!" Tell me about the second wish. " Yahoo said: I want a lot of money! "After the fairy fulfilled his wish, Yahoo said his third wish:" Take me home. The fairy said, "No problem." "So Yahoo went home with a lot of money. The fairy asked Sina again. Sina said: "I want beautiful women! "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. Sina said: I want beauty! " The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman .. Sina finally said, "Take me home." When the fairy sent Sina home, she asked the seller what she wanted. The seller said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him and asked him what his second wish was. The seller said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. The trading drawer said, "I miss Yahoo and Sina very much. Please bring them all back. Yahoo and Sina are extremely angry, but there is nothing they can do. The three men had to keep walking and saw a bottle. When the plug was turned on, another man came out. The man said, "I am a disciple of that fairy just now, and my magic is not as strong as his." So I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you. " Yahoo and Sina think it's better to let the buying and selling drawers talk first, so as not to be brought back by him in the future. So the buying and selling drawer said, "A bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy fulfilled his wish. Yahoo and Sina urged the buying and selling drawers to express their second wish quickly. After drinking Erguotou, the buying and selling drawer unhurriedly said to the fairy, "Nothing, nothing. You go. " Yahoo and Sina continue to trudge angrily with trading drawers. When they left, they saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am a disciple of the immortal, and I can only satisfy one wish for each of you." Yahoo quickly said, "I don't want to see that trading drawer again." The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to Sina and asked, "OK." Sina quickly said, "I don't want to see that trading drawer either." The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to the trading drawer and asked, "What about yours?" The business drawer says, "What they say doesn't count." So Yahoo and Sina gritted their teeth and followed the business drawer. When they were walking, they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " Yahoo and Sina whispered in unison, "The buying and selling drawers say nothing". The man said, "OK", so he turned to the drawer and asked, "What do you want to say?" The drawer says, "Let them all go home and don't suffer with me. 1 When riding a motorcycle, a person likes to wear his clothes backwards, that is, buckle his back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road. After arriving ... what a terrible car accident. Yes, I hit my head on the back. Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back. Policeman b: ok ... one, two, push, it's back. Policeman A: Well, I'm not breathing. The woman is ugly and can't get married, hoping to be trafficked. I can't sell it for the last half month. When the kidnapper brought it back, she insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet: go, don't take the car! ! ! The men's and women's toilets in the school are connected. A girl forgot to bring toilet paper to the toilet. When she was embarrassed, toilet paper came from the men's room next door. The girl turned pale and asked loudly, "Who? The boy next door replied in a deep and powerful voice, "Lei Feng. "