Humorous jokes in the live broadcast room

Ok, here are some humorous jokes suitable for the live broadcast room:

1. What classes are you taking after making so much money? I opened the 4G network and deducted it from you. You repaid me by charging my phone bill!

There are many people who can't read numbers online. Don't just look at the quantity instead of the quality, okay? Look at my quality, and then look at your figures. What a world of difference!

3. My requirement for health preservation is very simple. You can take out popsicles at any time in summer and radiators at any time in winter.

Many people are not satisfied with their looks. Some people say that they want plastic surgery, but I think confidence and temperament are the most beautiful. So, go and study!

If you think I am ugly, you are wrong. My parents are very busy and have no time to accompany me for plastic surgery.

I hope these paragraphs can bring laughter to your live room!