Children's funny words

Borrowing a "Knife"

While eating breakfast, a little brother from the next class came to our classroom and asked in Mandarin:

"Teacher, do you have < /p>

No knife?” I said hurriedly:

“Children don’t have knives.

” He looked at me a little confused. At this time, the teacher next to him

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Said:

"This kid is not here to borrow a knife, but a bowl.

" I suddenly realized! Speechless

......

Guess?

On the way out of school, mother pulled Zifeng and asked:

"

Child, what skills did you learn in kindergarten today?"

Zifeng said:

"

I read a lot of books

..."

My mother was very happy to hear this, and then asked:

"

What else have I learned?"

Zifeng blinked and said innocently:

"

Guess it

..."

peeing The water will be cold

When I was taking a bath, the water was a bit hot. The little guy said: "Mom, please add some hot water for me to make the water cooler." Haha, this What theory is it? Hot

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Hot

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Cool, I said: "You have to add cold water to make the water cool."< /p>

He said:

"Then let me pee! This way the water will be cold." He said with a silly smile, this is disgusting

The little guy, luckily he figured it out.

Interesting people

One day, everyone had breakfast together. Junjun said to me, "Mom, this is the nose. The nose looks like garlic. This

is the mouth. The mouth looks like dumplings." I burst out laughing, and then said to my son:

< p>"Look, this person has a nose like a garlic and a mouth like a dumpling on his face

How ugly it is, haha

!

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Giving birth to a younger brother

My little cousin is nine months old, and he looks very cute.

Qiqi likes her even more,

always says that her cousin belongs to her

only,

can’t wait to see it one day

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We stick together when we are young, and we are inseparable when we sleep.

Usually at home,

I often ask my mother to give birth to a younger brother to play with her. One day, she suddenly said to me seriously:

"Mom,

you put your cousin into your belly tonight,

wait until Give birth to him tomorrow.

By then he will become

your son, my little brother. I can play with him every day. How wonderful!

"Look, this kid is so

imaginative!

Hotel

One night,

Lele’s mother and Lele read a story book called Busy Town together.

Lele pointed to a

picture and asked:

"Mom, what is this?" I said:

"This It's a hotel.

" Lele's first reaction was:

"Mom

Mom, is there a men's hotel?"

"Oh!

" I was stunned for a moment, then laughed loudly, and I said:

"Oh! This

is where travelers stay during their journey. Shop.

" Lele also said "oh" and then laughed.