Brainstorm jokes and stories

People who can tell jokes are people with good popularity, so we should get closer to some joke kings. Now I am also the king of jokes! I collected and sorted out the joke stories of brain teasers for everyone. Let's laugh together and collect popularity!

Brainstorm joke stories 1 1. Why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere?

Answer: Because there is no Amitabha in South China.

2. Two people fell into a trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living?

A: Call? Help? .

There is a fat man jumping from a tall building. What turned out to be?

Answer: Fat man.

4. What do cloth and paper fear most?

Answer: not (cloth) afraid of one thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

5. 1234567890 Which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy, 2 hardworking. Because 1 won't stop doing it.

6. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?

A: A:? What if? Yes

7. Of all the plants, which one is the most honest?

Answer: Banana, because you are honest.

8. It is known that Pig Bajie is the marshal of the canopy in the sky and the pig on the ground. If the last sentence is: Tian Peng is handsome in the sky, what is the next sentence?

Answer: I can't answer, the person who answers is a pig, haha! (Because the answer is? Is the pig next? )

9. What plants and animals are like chickens?

Answer: trees and horses. Because of the digital camera.

10, there is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word?

Answer: What is this? Wrong? Words.

Brainstorming joke story 2 1, who is the king of beasts?

zoo director

2. What kind of people will appear after death?

The characters in the movie

3. What hat can't I wear?

Nut (screw)

There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word?

This is? Wrong? Words.

5. What does the elephant's left ear look like?

auris dextra

6. What water can never be used up?

tears

7. What has five heads, but people don't find it strange?

Hands, feet

8. What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Ice Kirin (ice cream)

9. Put a chicken and a goose on the iceberg at the same time. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead?

Goose is a penguin.

10, which English letters do people like to listen to?

laser record

Brainstorming joke story 3 1, what is the secret of people's longevity?

Keep breathing, don't die.

2. The angrier, the bigger the thing.

mediate

3. What are the flowers that bloom all year round?

plastic flower

4. Who will suddenly get old in the world?

Bride (bride today, wife tomorrow)

5. Where is the narrowest road?

Enemies are bound to meet head-on on a narrow road-one can't avoid one's own enemies (though he wants to).

6. What's the name of farting before death?

Extinct art

7. When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in?

In the toilet.

8. What is the smallest island in the world?

A safety island on the road

9. When the earth explodes, where is the safest place?

hell

10, a group of henpecked men are getting together to discuss how to revive the male glory. Suddenly, they heard that their wife was coming, and everyone fled everywhere, but only one didn't run. Why?

Passed out in fright.

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