Humorous witticisms

1, wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them take a taxi to find it.

I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

Laughter is just an expression, which has nothing to do with happiness.

4. A man gives a woman a bra to show that he wants to establish a lover relationship; A woman gives a man underwear, which means there is a lover relationship.

5. Why do you quarrel? Can't we just sit down and cut each other a few times calmly?

6, there is no way to doubt the mountains and rivers, and there is another village!

7. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? This kind of weather!

8. Go west, cross the terminator line, cross the border of Japan and return to the day when I first met you.

9. Brothers are like brothers, and women are like clothes. Whoever touches my brothers and sisters, I'll take off his clothes!

10, youth is short, and confession should be made early. Our slogan is: early confession, early refusal and early peace of mind.

1 1. There will be many unexpected things in this world. For example, do you think I will give an example?

12, I study hard, work hard and live frugally, but I never deliberately can't afford a house.

13, suddenly had the impulse to study, took a sip of water to calm my nerves. Okay, it's calm now. I was too impulsive just now. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

14, once the seas dried up and the rocks crumbled, but it was difficult to get together and disperse.

15, if it's wrong to have money, then I'd rather make the same mistake again.

16, remember to smile when you meet lightning, because that's the sky taking pictures of you.

17, ten years of life and death, forget it, pigs hit trees, you hit pigs!

18, don't always chat with me, oh, oh, don't chat with me will make you * *.

19, the results of the college entrance examination came out. The teacher breathed a sigh of relief and told me that this is a kind of happiness for you and the university.

20. Does handsome have a P? Probably eaten by a pawn!

2 1, hooking up between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

22. I have a super power, that is, even if there are thousands of people, I can find you immediately.