Tooth joke

The salesman sells a toothbrush to a lady: "You just need to plug in the power supply, put this toothbrush in your mouth, and you don't have to do it at all." The price is a little more expensive, but it's very convenient. "The salesman talked so much that the lady was a little tempted, but it was still too expensive. Without hesitation, the salesman took out another toothbrush, which was exactly the same as before. He said to the lady, "This toothbrush is also automatic. It is not only cheap, but also uses no electricity. When you brush your teeth, all you have to do is put your toothbrush in your mouth and keep shaking your head! "

_ relieved

I had a toothache for two nights at the weekend and went to the dentist early on Sunday. Who knows that a beautiful girl is earlier than me. She accidentally fell and knocked out two front teeth, trembling with anxiety. The dentist tried his best to reassure her and said, "I can fix it for about 20 years, and I can make another pair later." Your appearance will never be damaged or hurt. "But it's no use letting him comfort her. The girl is still very nervous. I think he needs to sedate her. I saw the dentist leaning down and whispering in her ear, "Even if he kissed you, he wouldn't notice." Her whole body relaxed at once, because she finally heard something that really reassured her.

_ The dentist responded.

On the first day of the dentist's appointment, most patients are children, so the most difficult thing is to get them to open their mouths. Thankfully, the last patient was an adult. "Welcome," he said to her at the beginning of the inspection. "It's good to treat people with big mouths."

_ Free tooth extraction

A doctor pulled out a tooth for a patient, and no patient pulled out a good tooth. When the patient lost his temper, the dentist quickly comforted him and said, "Don't shout! I always charge 20 dollars for pulling out a tooth. Today I treat you specially, free of charge! "

_ the wonderful use of toothpicks

The Valentis were about to have lunch when the hostess standing on the windowsill suddenly shouted to her husband, "Hey, Nick, your friends are here. I bet they haven't eaten yet! " "Quick!" The host immediately stood up and said, "Everyone is sitting in the living room with toothpicks."

_ tooth

A father took his little daughter to the hospital for tooth extraction ... On the way home, he asked her if her tooth still hurts.

Daughter: I don't know Leave your teeth to the dentist? …

_ misunderstanding

A man walked into a dental clinic. As soon as he saw the doctor, he showed off his things. The doctor was startled and shouted, "Hello! Dude, slow down, you may be in the wrong place! We're here to treat teeth, not that kind of thing! 」

"I'm not mistaken!" The young man said painfully, "but doctor, there is a tooth embedded in it!" ! 」

_ Humorous dentist

The dentist put an advertisement in the newspaper: I want to hire a female secretary. My phone number is 3228066. (Note: If no one answers the phone, this person is still vacant. )

_ Unfortunate patient

There was a dentist who was very nervous when he pulled out his tooth for the first time. As soon as he pulled out his molar, his hand shook and his teeth fell into the patient's throat. "I'm very sorry." The doctor said, "Your illness is no longer within my responsibility. You should see a laryngologist.

When the patient found a laryngologist, his teeth fell deeper and the laryngologist examined him. "I'm very sorry," said the doctor. "Your illness is out of my responsibility. You should see a gourmet. "

The gastroenterologist gave the patient an X-ray and said, "I'm very sorry, my tooth fell into your intestine." You should see an enterologist. "

The enterologist also made an X-ray examination and said, "I'm very sorry, the teeth are no longer in the intestine. It must have fallen deeper. You should see an anal specialist. " Finally, the patient lies on the anorectal doctor's examination table, with his butt upside down. The doctor examined it with an endoscope, and then shouted in surprise, "Oh, my God! You have a tooth here. You should go to the dentist. "

_ Latest news

The TV news announcer was broadcasting the news ... when someone brought him a piece of paper. He picked it up and habitually said, this is the news we just received … and then opened the newspaper and read it: buddy, you still have a spinach leaf on your front tooth …

_ Business is booming.

In the boxing match, a player's teeth were all knocked out, and all the people watching were scared.

Only one audience was laughing and dancing happily. The audience sitting next to you asked curiously:

"Sir, are you a boxing coach?"

"No, I'm a dentist."

_ No more biting.

Son: "Dad, my girlfriend said last night that she wanted me to give her another 5,000 yuan to buy a gold ring and necklace before she married me. Just bite your teeth again and give me 5000 yuan! " Hearing this, my father shouted with his mouth wide open: "Look, look, my teeth are gone. What can I bite? "

_ Eat apples

Mother: Did you give grandma the apple I asked you to eat?

Zi: I gave it to her. But she gave it to me anyway.

Mother: Why?

Zi: I hid her false teeth.

_ I must eat cake.

Dongdong: "Oh dear! My tooth hurts again. It's too hard to bite. "

Dongdong Mom: "This is soft. Try this. " Dongdong: "This one doesn't bite."

"Will Mom make you some noodles?" "Noodles are too hard."

"Then what do you eat? ! "Dongdong replied," It seems that we have to eat cream cake today. "

_ Change your mind temporarily

Frank and Fred both received the call-up order on the same day, and neither of them wanted to do military service. But frank

I heard that the army doesn't accept people who have no teeth, so both of them have all their teeth pulled out.

On the day of physical examination, they were on the same line, but there was a big, hairy and smelly truck driver in the middle.

When Frank was at the head of the line, he told the monitor that he had no teeth. The sergeant told him to open his mouth, then turned his teeth around the gums and said, yes, you don't have teeth, you don't need to be a soldier!

Then it was the truck driver's turn. The sergeant said, What's your problem? The truck driver said, I have a serious mole sore. The monitor told the guy to bend down, put his index finger around his anus and said, yes, your condition is very serious, and you are unqualified!

Then it was Fred's turn. The monitor asked, What's your question? Fred stared at his index finger and replied, nothing wrong, monitor, I have nothing wrong.

_ Specific function

Cheng Fangyuan performs in a pharmaceutical factory. After a song "Applause", a group of employed men and women rushed forward to offer flowers and asked about the temperature. A four-or five-year-old girl was held by an adult and offered her love. She seems to have some special functions. She sensed that Cheng Fangyuan was ill, so she handed me a pack of medicine: "Auntie, protect your teeth!"

_ Spain is good.

A fashionable girl came to the dental clinic and asked for dental implants.

The doctor asked, "Central incisor or incisor?"

The girl proudly said, "I heard that Spain is good, so please book me a Spain."

_ revolutionary quotations

A couple divorced and found the director of the revolutionary Committee.

The wife gritted her teeth and said, "Make up your mind and divorce resolutely."

The husband went on to say, "It will take two years to overcome all the difficulties." Finally, the director said: "Grasp the revolution and promote production. I don't care about your business. "

_ make money

Daughter: Dad, I made money for you!

Dad: Good daughter, don't make money until you grow up.

Daughter: No, I earn money now. Look, I deserve it.

Dad: Hey, where did you get the three cents?

Daughter: I earned it by selling toothpaste skins.

Dad: Where is the toothpaste?

Little daughter: it's squeezed into the trash can.

Dad: Ah. ......