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This morning in spring, I woke up carefree. There were mosquito bites everywhere. At night, there was a flood, and no one could escape.

Big head, big head, don't worry about rain. Others have umbrellas, and I have big heads.

We are good, we are good, we go to buy watches, you wear them, I wear them, and turn you into an old lady.

Make up your mind to steal melons, climb in without fear of sacrifice, overcome all difficulties, and strive for victory and resistance to go home.

Your big brother, pull the rickshaw all the way to the mouse's nest. The mouse gave him a piece of candy. His name was Aunt Mouse.

The river is rushing, and the couple are clamoring to break up. What do you want? I want a bed; What do you want? I want to be. Who do our children sleep with? ...

Don't fart, exercise your heart, don't fart and squeeze, exercise, whoever is loud, who is the principal, who stinks, who teaches, who is silent and smelly, and who is backward in thought.

Your head is like the earth, with mountains, water, rivers, trains, turrets and that smelly building.

Sunday morning is white, and the old garbage collectors line up. At the command of the captain, he rushed into the garbage dump, picked up a lot of rags and socks, picked them up all morning, sold them for 25 cents, bought a drum and played all afternoon!

I owe my wife Deng to go to the fair, take carrots as pears, take a bite, and never buy land again.

One barrel is poor, two barrels are rich, three barrels and four barrels are pawnbrokers, five barrels and six barrels are jacquard, seven barrels and eight barrels are walking the streets (selling tofu), and nine barrels and ten barrels of shit baskets!

The sun shines in the sky, flowers smile at me, birds say morning, why are you carrying explosives? I went to bomb the school, and no one knew. I ran as soon as I pulled the string, and the school disappeared with a bang!

Lushan Longba, your mother beat your father; Tianma meteor boxing, your mother practices monkey boxing.

I'm Kosai. I am here to buy food. Two hairs on eggplant and one cucumber!

I can't get up, come to school, learn culture and draw pictures. The out-of-control Tu Tu library is on fire, and the locomotive is on fire.

Small bean bags in the first grade are as high as a dozen jumps; The second-grade water bowl pokes one eye at a time.

High-grade cream and high-grade sugar, when the elderly go to the toilet, there is no paper in their pockets and shit in their hands when they touch their buttocks.

Don't listen ~ ~ don't listen ~ ~ tortoise chanting!

Little boy, sitting in front of his house, crying for his wife. Why do you want a wife? Light a lamp, talk, blow a lamp, be a companion, and braid your hair tomorrow morning.

Yes, I don't eat fart. I will crash you in two miles. I will crash in Italy. The king of Italy is watching a play and smells your fart. He is very dissatisfied.

Pull a big saw, pull a big saw, and sing a big show at the door of your hometown, just without you!

When it was raining cats and dogs, Beijing called me to be a soldier. I haven't grown up.

Once upon a time, a man stole my peanuts. I was about to shoot him. What did my son look like when I saw it was my son? He is bald and smart.

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